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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
(and what wrong with being -blam!-?)


uhhhh... EVERYTHING!!!! Look, if you want some hot chicks, come to the Love Shack on the opposite side of the planet. Otherwise, keep fighting. It looks good on our plasma screen

  • 07.01.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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The arcangel2 is ready if CMDR, Frag or Pink need an escort to HUMPTOPIA u know who to call

  • 07.01.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Halo CMDR
Ah crap! You already left the planet?! Good thing I have this Arcangel flagship at least. I will stop your cruisers in space before you destroy another world.

Halo CMDR and all of his forces board the flagship Arcangel, and now leave the planet, en route to oomploompa's fleet. He dismantles the Archer missile pods on his 6 APCs and applies them to the flagship so they can come in use during battle.
why would you even try to attack me, for my whole army is composed of 30,000,000 war ships, and if you come within .5 lightyears within my ships, killingspree's army and zeke army will activate,and come to help, withc comes to a total of 50,000,000 war ships with sheilds and armor that grows back if damaged, AND, each ship is equipped with 40 mac guns, 150 turrets, and 80 missile hatches, are you up to the challenge

  • 07.01.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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What is Humptopia?

If it's better than my Love Shack, count me in!

  • 07.01.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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CMDR poodles r my speality troops shock being the best of course

  • 07.01.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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HA oompaloompa laughs at humptopia and fires his main cannon from the commander ship and blows 1/4 of it into dust, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Oh, me, including all of my forces have already boarded the Arcangel2, and are en route to your planet to stock back up on ammo.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:23:15 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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I am from an other dimension HUMPTOPIA is it capital (has a great red light district)

  • 07.01.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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well, since you just destroyed Humptopia, I guess I'll have to stay at my Love Shack then.

anybody else wanna come over? except for you, oompaloompa! I don't want to get raped again! *shudders*

  • 07.01.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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oompaloompa sends blockades to stop all trade ruits and prevent his enemies from contacting eachother or giving each other help, hahahahahaha

  • 07.01.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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oompaloompa, once I get alot more cruisers by my side from HUMPTOPIA, stock up on ammo, and hear from Pink Menace again, then I'l face your fleet.

  • 07.01.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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guys! keep fighting! it looks good on my big screen at the love shack!

  • 07.01.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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CMDR take half of my fleet its been buliding up since a while ago so its should be a match for oompa (and oompa u cant take out HUMPTOPIA)

  • 07.01.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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hump-tastic.

  • 07.01.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR
oompaloompa, once I get alot more cruisers by my side from HUMPTOPIA, stock up on ammo, and hear from Pink Menace again, then I'l face your fleet.
too bad i destroyed all possible communication between you and your allies, i could attack you right now, and pink menace wouldnt even know about it, hahahahahaha

  • 07.01.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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i'm out but i'll keep buliding for the invetable defeat of oompa

  • 07.01.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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fire_team_tango, I adapted all of my Archer missile pods that were on my APCs(since they're useless in space), so now your flagship Arcangel2 has a total of 120 missile pods, so now it's alot more dangerous. What other weapons does it have?

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:29:19 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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So allies when u need a lace to go (other than Frag's LOVE SHACK) humptopia is always open

  • 07.01.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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oompaloompa send 50 ships to every dimension nect to humptopia and destroys them all, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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every thing Including a quantom singlarity (black hole) gun and the mighty MZ13 accessable only by me. best of luck commard CMDR PS CMDR call me tango

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:33:49 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
every thing Including a quantom singlarity (black hole) gun and the mighty MZ13 accessable only by me. best of luck commard CMDR PS CMDR call me tango


If it's accessable only by you, then you'll have to fly Arcangel2.

  • 07.01.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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oompaloompa after destroying every humtopia regroups and heads towards frags planet for a little negotiations or complete destruction of it

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:35:29 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
So allies when u need a lace to go (other than Frag's LOVE SHACK) humptopia is always open


what's wrong the Love Shack?!?!?!?! Girls and Booze, what more do you really need?

Oh, and oompa destroyed Humptopia with his cannon.

Don't even think about shooting my Love Shack! If you do, I will annhililate your entire fleet with my hidden weapons. They are hidden and camoflagued with many stealthy techniques so they cannot be tracked by any means. They are targeting all of your ships right now, and they have inter-dimensional firing abilities so they will always hit you. They are in a different dimension and cannot be destroyed or even tracked to find them. So if you even flinch a weapon towards the love shack, my Super Pulse Generator Cannons (take the ones from Halo and multiply them 20) will destroy your entire fleet. Oh, and there are over 6000 of these hidden weapons of mass destruction. so just leave the love shack alone unless you want to come and party!

  • 07.01.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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am I invited?

  • 07.01.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa after destroying every humtopia regroups and heads towards frags planet for a little negotiations or complete destruction of it


I already launched the Arcangel2 along with half of tango's fleet off that planet before you destroyed it.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:38:05 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:37 PM PDT