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Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: fire_team_tango
So allies when u need a lace to go (other than Frag's LOVE SHACK) humptopia is always open


what's wrong the Love Shack?!?!?!?! Girls and Booze, what more do you really need?

Oh, and oompa destroyed Humptopia with his cannon.

Don't even think about shooting my Love Shack! If you do, I will annhililate your entire fleet with my hidden weapons. They are hidden and camoflagued with many stealthy techniques so they cannot be tracked by any means. They are targeting all of your ships right now, and they have inter-dimensional firing abilities so they will always hit you. They are in a different dimension and cannot be destroyed or even tracked to find them. So if you even flinch a weapon towards the love shack, my Super Pulse Generator Cannons (take the ones from Halo and multiply them 20) will destroy your entire fleet. Oh, and there are over 6000 of these hidden weapons of mass destruction. so just leave the love shack alone unless you want to come and party!

very smart of you, but you made one mistake
*oompaloompa sends and EMP and disables all your weapons*

  • 07.01.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
am I invited?


any heterose><ual person who wants some lovin and free margaritas come on over! That means you too, byrum unless you are -blam!-.

  • 07.01.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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I am not -blam!-/fruity/fancy-pants/fairy/etc., I enter the sacred and mysterious "Love Shack".

  • 07.01.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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Tango, since you are the only one that can fire the quantum singularity gun, I'l need those launch codes now. I launched half of your fleet including the Arcangel2 before HUMPTOPIA got destroyed.

  • 07.01.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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FRAG i have disabled all your weapons with a emp, what are you gonna do

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:42:25 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: fire_team_tango
So allies when u need a lace to go (other than Frag's LOVE SHACK) humptopia is always open


what's wrong the Love Shack?!?!?!?! Girls and Booze, what more do you really need?

Oh, and oompa destroyed Humptopia with his cannon.

Don't even think about shooting my Love Shack! If you do, I will annhililate your entire fleet with my hidden weapons. They are hidden and camoflagued with many stealthy techniques so they cannot be tracked by any means. They are targeting all of your ships right now, and they have inter-dimensional firing abilities so they will always hit you. They are in a different dimension and cannot be destroyed or even tracked to find them. So if you even flinch a weapon towards the love shack, my Super Pulse Generator Cannons (take the ones from Halo and multiply them 20) will destroy your entire fleet. Oh, and there are over 6000 of these hidden weapons of mass destruction. so just leave the love shack alone unless you want to come and party!

very smart of you, but you made one mistake
*oompaloompa sends and EMP and disables all your weapons*


You can't send out an EMP and disable all my weapons, because they are in a hidden dimension, where you will never find them. You don't even know what dimension they are in, nobody does except for me and I'm not tellin. they are indestructible and are resistant to any and all forms of attack. EMP's just do nothing to them. whatever hits them, gets converted into energy and absorbed and added to the next blast. by firing at them, you just make them more powerful. So you don't know where they are, and they have 100% accuracy and can hit you wherever you go. (unless you decide to come party at the Love Shack)

don't send ground troops to the love shack cuz I have sniper towers hidden in another dimension with the same abilities as my Super Pulse Cannon weapons. so they can fire through dimensions, they will kill any hostile person and can shoot and disable any weapons fired at the Love Shack.

So come on over to the Love Shack!

  • 07.01.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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one quick thing before i go HUMPTOPIA is indastructable NO wepon can penatrate my shield exsept the MZ13 that only on my arcangels, punk!

  • 07.01.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
FRAP i have disabled all your weapons with a emp, what are you gonna do


You misspelled my name. it is Frag Master. You can't disable them. you don't even know where they are, and they are invulnerable to any form of attack. for God's sake, you don't even know what dimension they are in now!

  • 07.01.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
one quick thing before i go HUMPTOPIA is indastructable NO wepon can penatrate my shield exsept the MZ13 that only on my arcangels, punk!


don't forget my Super Pulse Cannons, but don't worry; I have no reason to fire upon you and destroy Humptopia.

come on over to the Love Shack! we're having a blast!

  • 07.01.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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Arcangel2's weapons cannot be disabled by EMPs. It has a shield that diverts the pulse directly back to its source.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:46:15 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
I am not -blam!-/fruity/fancy-pants/fairy/etc., I enter the sacred and mysterious "Love Shack".


nice! Tonights theme is Hawaii; everyone wears sandals and dresses like Hawaiians. Drinks are served in gourmet coconut thingys with the little umbrella thingys.

  • 07.01.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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CMDR u can fire the QS gun and the MZ13 revert time back 13 min. ILL send u thye launch codes but they must remaned a secert

  • 07.01.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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who are you trying to convince?

  • 07.01.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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fire team tango, come on over to the Love Shack! Byrum is here and he just got like 2 chicks all over him! He went off to one of the 4000 private bedrooms at the love shack

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Posted by: byrum
who are you trying to convince?

me?

byrum, I think you've had one too many free drinks. go back to your private bedroom with your 2 hot chicks and have some fun!

  • 07.01.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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OK later folk I got to see about a job

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cool, but when did I do that? I don't remember.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
OK later folk I got to see about a job


Indeed.

  • 07.01.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
cool, but when did I do that? I don't remember.


who are you talking to, Byrum? just put the drink down and go back to your private bedroom.

  • 07.01.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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I didn't leave. Why would I leave? This is great!

*slightly high-pitched scream of glee from b.room* (not me)

[Edited on 7/1/2004 1:53:46 PM]

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anybody else wanna come over to the Love Shack!? It's the safest place in the universe to be, and the funnest (wink)

  • 07.01.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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he's telling the truth, you know.

  • 07.01.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR orders the Arcangel2 and tango's fleet into place. He enters the code, ** ** ** ***, and the quantum singularity gun fires straight to the center of oomploompa's fleet. The blackhole builds, and sucks up 40 million of his ships. Now, oomploompa is left with only 1/5 of his original fleet. Halo CMDR then enters another command and launches 60 of the 120 Archer missiles at oompaloompa's giant flagship.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 2:01:28 PM]

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the battle looks really good from the 80 foot big screen HDTV, doesn't it, Byrum?

  • 07.01.2004 2:01 PM PDT
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Yes, yes it does. We should play video games on the big screen!

  • 07.01.2004 2:03 PM PDT