- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: fire_team_tango
So allies when u need a lace to go (other than Frag's LOVE SHACK) humptopia is always open
what's wrong the Love Shack?!?!?!?! Girls and Booze, what more do you really need?
Oh, and oompa destroyed Humptopia with his cannon.
Don't even think about shooting my Love Shack! If you do, I will annhililate your entire fleet with my hidden weapons. They are hidden and camoflagued with many stealthy techniques so they cannot be tracked by any means. They are targeting all of your ships right now, and they have inter-dimensional firing abilities so they will always hit you. They are in a different dimension and cannot be destroyed or even tracked to find them. So if you even flinch a weapon towards the love shack, my Super Pulse Generator Cannons (take the ones from Halo and multiply them 20) will destroy your entire fleet. Oh, and there are over 6000 of these hidden weapons of mass destruction. so just leave the love shack alone unless you want to come and party!
very smart of you, but you made one mistake
*oompaloompa sends and EMP and disables all your weapons*
You can't send out an EMP and disable all my weapons, because they are in a hidden dimension, where you will never find them. You don't even know what dimension they are in, nobody does except for me and I'm not tellin. they are indestructible and are resistant to any and all forms of attack. EMP's just do nothing to them. whatever hits them, gets converted into energy and absorbed and added to the next blast. by firing at them, you just make them more powerful. So you don't know where they are, and they have 100% accuracy and can hit you wherever you go. (unless you decide to come party at the Love Shack)
don't send ground troops to the love shack cuz I have sniper towers hidden in another dimension with the same abilities as my Super Pulse Cannon weapons. so they can fire through dimensions, they will kill any hostile person and can shoot and disable any weapons fired at the Love Shack.
So come on over to the Love Shack!