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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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you dont get it, do you frag master, since you blew my ships into 100,000,000 trillion peices, each one grows back, and now i have 100,000,000 trillion war ships

  • 07.01.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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the beam went through your ship and killed everybody onboard. that includes you, too.

it vaporizes stuff so much that it leaves nothing behind. It is anti-matter; it vaporized it to such a level, that it doesn't even exist anymore. there is nothing left. no metal, no gas, nothing.

  • 07.01.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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everything including me and my troops can grow back, and are anti-anti-matter proof, thanks for giving me the fleet of a life time, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
you dont get it, do you frag master, since you blew my ships into 100,000,000 trillion peices, each one grows back, and now i have 100,000,000 trillion war ships


No, you don't get it: I didn't blow them into pieces; I blew them into nothing. The sheer amount of energy dissolved them and vaporized any trace left; it completely and utterly disposed of every single last atom of your fleet. There is absolutely nothing left. I guess the Law of Conservation of Matter, Mass, and Energy are all wrong. I just proved them all wrong! hahahaha

  • 07.01.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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I TOLD YOU, MY TROOPS, ME AND MY FLEET, ARE ANTI-ANTI-MATTER PROOF

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:28:40 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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oompaloompa, in case you haven't read my previous post 2 pages back at the bottom, I took out 40 million of your ships with a quantum singularity gun, and shot 60 Archer missiles into your flagship's starboard hull. So now your left with a damaged flagship and 10 million other ships. If they actually can grow back in the black hole, they can't escape.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:30:38 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, even though you destroyed my ships, they are anti-anti-matter proof and there for, were blown to peices, and since there armor grows back at the speed of light, each peice grew back into another ship and so did my men and me, except for there is only one me

  • 07.01.2004 3:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
everything including me and my troops can grow back, and are anti-anti-matter proof, thanks for giving me the fleet of a life time, HAHAHAHAHAHA


you can't regenerate yourself from nothing. because there is nothing there. nothing is anti matter proof. you just disappeared from being vaporized by the blast. You know quirks, the smallest part of an atom? Well not even those are left. NOTHING IS LEFT FOR YOU TO REGENERATE FROM!!!!!

Oh, and I just destroyed everything else in the universe so all that is left is the Love Shack and all the cool people that fled to my planet that Love Shack is on. The planet is protected by an invincible shield: it takes all the energy left from the remains of the beams and uses it to form a shield. The leftover energy from the last attack will serve to protect us quite well. No, you can't regenerate from the energy, either, because it is energy, and energy and matter are non-interchangeable.

You also cannot regenerate from anything else in the entire Cosmos, because everything besides Love Shack is gone now, because I just destroyed it all. and I stopped the universe from expanding so new stuff isn't being made anymore. hahahaha

I WIN LASER WARS!!!!

  • 07.01.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, even though you destroyed my ships, they are anti-anti-matter proof and there for, were blown to peices, and since there armor grows back at the speed of light, each peice grew back into another ship and so did my men and me, except for there is only one me


THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE! They got sucked into the black hole, and if they exploded anytime then, those pieces would get sucked in as well! You still have 1/5 of your fleet, which is like 10 million ships.

  • 07.01.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
everything including me and my troops can grow back, and are anti-anti-matter proof, thanks for giving me the fleet of a life time, HAHAHAHAHAHA


you can't regenerate yourself from nothing. because there is nothing there. nothing is anti matter proof. you just disappeared from being vaporized by the blast. You know quirks, the smallest part of an atom? Well not even those are left. NOTHING IS LEFT FOR YOU TO REGENERATE FROM!!!!!

Oh, and I just destroyed everything else in the universe so all that is left is the Love Shack and all the cool people that fled to my planet that Love Shack is on. The planet is protected by an invincible shield: it takes all the energy left from the remains of the beams and uses it to form a shield. The leftover energy from the last attack will serve to protect us quite well. No, you can't regenerate from the energy, either, because it is energy, and energy and matter are non-interchangeable.

You also cannot regenerate from anything else in the entire Cosmos, because everything besides Love Shack is gone now, because I just destroyed it all. and I stopped the universe from expanding so new stuff isn't being made anymore. hahahaha

I WIN LASER WARS!!!!

FOR THE LAST TIME, ME, MY TROOP, AND MY FLEET, ARE ANTI-ANTI-MATTER PROOF, MEANI ANTI-MATTER GUN DONT WORK ON US

  • 07.01.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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too late for argument: you don't even exist anymore: there is nothing left: YOU CANNOT BE ANTI_MATTER PROOF! IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Oh, and I just used my new temperature machine to make the universe (besides Love Shack) to go to absolute zero. No movement of anything can be made now. Even if you somehow revived your troops from nothing, it wouldn't matter, because it is absolute zero except for Love Shack!

  • 07.01.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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sure, whatever you say. The energy expelled from your atoms is now protecting Love Shack. You don't exist anymore. end of story.

  • 07.01.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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Anyway, Halo CMDR launches the second wave of Archer missiles into oompaloompa's flagship, heavily damaging it. This ship was extraordinarily well armored. Any other cruiser or flagship that took 120 Archer missiles would be totalled. Then, he orders half of tango's fleet to charge up their MAC guns to fire on the flagship again, while the other half hunts down remaining enemy ships.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:38:49 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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YES I CAN BE ANTI-MATTER PROOF, THE AR STILL GOES ON, AND MY FLEET RETURNS FROM THE DEAD AS A GHOST FLEET, A FLEET THAT CAN NOT BE STOPPED, BUT CAN STILL KILL, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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nothing is anti-matter proof: NOTHING!!!! it is impossible. the energy fried every last particle so you can't exist. You can pretend that you are anti-matter proof and still exist, but really you don't anymore. Go get a shrink (no wait everything else in the universe is destroyed)

Even if you did survive, it doesn't matter: there is no heat left in the universe (except for Love Shack and the Sun close to Love Shack) even if you did exist you would be frozen forever

  • 07.01.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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my fleet can not be stopped, we are anti-matter proof, freezer proof, my ships armor grows back, we have devices that absorb black holes, and each ship is the size of virginia, equipped with 300 mac guns, 10000 turrets, and 400000 missile pods, and ther are now 100,000,000 trillion ships thanks to frag master.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:40:24 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Oompaloompa: face it, you are dead. stop typing in all caps. I won. all that's left is Love Shack.

  • 07.01.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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love shack is full of -blam!- nerds

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Posted by: oompaloompa
my fleet can not be stopped, we are anti-matter proof, my ships armor grows back, we have devices that absorb black holes, and each ship is the size of virginia, equipped with 300 mac guns, 10000 turrets, and 400000 missile pods, and ther are now 100,000,000 trillion ships thanks to frag master.


...and that's the stupidest thing I've heard. You can't have a force THAT strong.



[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:41:35 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:40 PM PDT
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there was nothing left to regenerate from: oompaloompa died and so did his fleet. their matter is disipated and is forever lost. The energy released from them was harnessed and is protecting Love Shack

  • 07.01.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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you two are the foolish ones, i am still alive and there is nothing you can do about it

  • 07.01.2004 3:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
love shack is full of -blam!- nerds


Nope. Just me, and handful of other cool guys that were smart enough to come to love shack, and about 500 really hot women. And to top it off, we have Halo 2! Why would you want to destroy Halo 2? Just before I destroyed the universe, I took bungie studios and relocated them to the planet Love Shack, the home of my Love Shack. hahahahahahaha I win you lose end of story

  • 07.01.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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my body may be gone, by my spirit remains and infects all your systems like a virus, i set all of them to self destruct, so your planet will soon seice to excist

  • 07.01.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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The MAC guns from the dozens of tango cruisers and destroyers strike oompaloompa's flagship and the entire ship explodes in a gigantic maelstrom of wreckage. With HUMPTOPIA and oompaloompa's flagship destroyed, Halo CMDR and the Arcangel2 fleet return to the first planet to stock back up on weapons and ammo.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:45:36 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
you two are the foolish ones, i am still alive and there is nothing you can do about it


no you are dead and there is nothing left of your matter. All that is left is Love Shack

  • 07.01.2004 3:44 PM PDT