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Lt Devon's fleet enters the scene...

  • 06.28.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
Lt Devon's fleet enters the scene...

Not again. Allies this time?

  • 06.28.2004 4:28 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hah, look to the first page of the thread for our answer to the Cat infestation. My jellyfish wear Kevlar! Your cats simply get slowed down by the goo, also being knocked unconsious are mutilated on the millions of Kevlar suits, being bludgeoned beyond recognation! Then the stingers of my Dark Jellyfish wrap their feiry tentacles around the felines body, inflicting stings harmful to take down a charging bull. (and by take down, i mean kill, not knock out) Now your cats are nothing more then mutilated corpses! Also, to the Fleet of Devlon or whatever, my 15 Super MAC guns will make quick works of you! Activate EMP shockwave! Your fleet is now rendered without power. Your sitting ducks!

  • 06.28.2004 4:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Hah, look to the first page of the thread for our answer to the Cat infestation. My jellyfish wear Kevlar! Your cats simply get slowed down by the goo, also being knocked unconsious are mutilated on the millions of Kevlar suits, being bludgeoned beyond recognation! Then the stingers of my Dark Jellyfish wrap their feiry tentacles around the felines body, inflicting stings harmful to take down a charging bull. (and by take down, i mean kill, not knock out) Now your cats are nothing more then mutilated corpses! Also, to the Fleet of Devlon or whatever, my 15 Super MAC guns will make quick works of you! Activate EMP shockwave! Your fleet is now rendered without power. Your sitting ducks!


You are a genius. Forgot the kevlar and the MACs. D'oh. Anyway, don't blow Devon away just yet, wait for his answer. Keep the MACs hot, though.

  • 06.28.2004 4:41 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Gotcha! *yells to bridge officer* " Keep those magnetic coils hot! I want the Longsword fighters out ASAP! Alpha formation. I want you to keep your eyes open for anything EMP Hardened in that Fleet that we may need to take care of!"

  • 06.28.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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Gimli and Menace simultaneously drum fingers like Mr. Burns. "Excellent..."

  • 06.28.2004 4:45 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Rofl

  • 06.28.2004 4:47 PM PDT
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Zeke in his car appeared out of nowhere and suicide bombs everyone except Excommunicidos army and Byrum. Zeke is Excommunicados chauffer and Byrum is just to cool with his evil plan that never got completed in the first laser war. What was his plan??

  • 06.28.2004 4:49 PM PDT
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Oompaloompas are midgets on crack. Oompaloompa add that to your sig.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 4:50:15 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 4:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Zeke in his car appeared out of nowhere and suicide bombs everyone except Excommunicidos army and Byrum. Zeke is Excommunicados chauffer and Byrum is just to cool with his evil plan that never got completed in the first laser war. What was his plan??

Mus' be a big car. Menace and I use the MACs' coils to push your car lightyears away before it can detonate. All Yicknoo-Fred gets is a little biddy tremor.

  • 06.28.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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ok ive given up on that elite i cant get it how i want

so i come in with Jackie Chan and his army of midgits

  • 06.28.2004 4:53 PM PDT
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Zeke feeds the midgets crack so they become his evil army of oompaloompas.

  • 06.28.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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ahhh crap Jackie Chan goes to his castle to order more ninja midhets

  • 06.28.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Zeke uses a laser nuke, regular nukes don't work and only Zeke has laser nukes, and nukes Jackie Chan's castle by shooting a laser nuke out of a monkey's butt.

  • 06.28.2004 4:57 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hahahahaha. Oompaloompas cant do much damage when there DEAD! Longswords, Attack! Leave none surviving! Jellyfish of Darkness, construct 10 Mech Construstion Facility! Now ythere are 1 mech for every 20 Jelly's! Our army is by far the greatest ever to be seen by the universe! Jellys, Spread the arm of Yicknoo-Fred to the Far Reaches of the known world! Our fort now claims the majority of fertile land in the world!

  • 06.28.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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NOOOO!! Not a monkey's butt!! Jackie Chan escapes, and kicks your butt so hard it falls off. then he kicks the monkeys butt, and obliterates your body.

  • 06.28.2004 4:59 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Master Gimli! Hurry shoot Jackie Chans brain in half and posses him! Its our only hope against the Ninja Midgets!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Hahahahaha. Oompaloompas cant do much damage when there DEAD! Longswords, Attack! Leave none surviving! Jellyfish of Darkness, construct 10 Mech Construstion Facility! Now ythere are 1 mech for every 20 Jelly's! Our army is by far the greatest ever to be seen by the universe! Jellys, Spread the arm of Yicknoo-Fred to the Far Reaches of the known world! Our fort now claims the majority of fertile land in the world!


Yeahhh! That's what I'm talking about! Oh look... it's the monitor...what that you say? Yicknoo-Fred's armour rates level 999,999,999,999? oh... that's good.

  • 06.28.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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hey why are you nuking my castle now i have to order another

orders another castle

midjits that cant be converted are here

  • 06.28.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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But Zeke then makes the ultimate warrior. He captures a jellyfish, infuses it with Oompaloompa and throws in some mechwarrior for good measure.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Master Gimli! Hurry shoot Jackie Chans brain in half and posses him! Its our only hope against the Ninja Midgets!!!


shoot. it. is. done.

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Posted by: ca34786
hey why are you nuking my castle now i have to order another

orders another castle

midjits that cant be converted are here

All midgets fall to the onslaught of crack!! Muahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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ok now The castle is here and jackie Chan will give a midjet to any one allies with mme

  • 06.28.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
But Zeke then makes the ultimate warrior. He captures a jellyfish, infuses it with Oompaloompa and throws in some mechwarrior for good measure.


Our jelly fish are, unfortunately for you, already infused with self destruct devices. BOOOMMM!!!! the ultimate warrrior is dead.

  • 06.28.2004 5:03 PM PDT