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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Excommunicado turns to see who has answered his call.

His foe- blind, but apparantly guided by another sense, moves towards him.
From the deep, yawning blackness inside of Excommunicado's hood, gleams two red, omnipresent eyes, staring at, and ever piercingly through his foe. He feels the ebbing tide in his blood rise, his heart pumping, throbbing. He clenches his fist with such immobile determination that the hilt brings blood, dripping to the ground.

Excommunicado bows to his foe.




[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:01:15 AM]

  • 07.01.2004 11:52 PM PDT
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Except I really have to go to bed. Dolorus, I look forward to battling you later on- will you still be up for the challenge? The next time we are both on- we can duel.

But until next time, tranquility will remain broken.

  • 07.02.2004 12:00 AM PDT
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I peer down at the diminished form before me, realizing with a rush of compassion that he is not the enemy, but the victim of his own pride. The fire in my eyes ebbs, and as I shift my weapon to my left hand, I offer you my right...

As equals, we now stand, war torn, broken, yet strengthened through it all. Alliance is futile in such a time, such a place as this, but would you join in something greater? Would you cleanse yourself in your futility and continue to fight, but not for your own gain... not for your own plan, but for Justice, for the great cleansing of our time, for the time has come to break from our bonds and bring our place among the stars. No kingdom, no empire, no soul is mine save my own, yet I am bound to something that brings rewards greater than any I could forge of myself. Join not in power, but humility, as I now come before you, as an equal, to purge the unrighteous and the unjust of their iniquity. I ask for your friendship, but if you will not take it, so be Destiny to see our ways part and our blades cross...

What say you?

  • 07.02.2004 12:04 AM PDT
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Certainly Ex, I'll be on around 1 to 2 PM tomorrow. I look forward to it. *bows* Until then *vanishes in a blaze of light that scorches the earth under his feet.*

  • 07.02.2004 12:05 AM PDT
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Tango is moved by Dolorous' great speech and would like to offer his his friendship to you in this and future wars. If you accept message me until then i no CDMR will attack you this is my word as a warrior. Tango disappear behind a cloud of smoke as his fleet returns to my home world of HUMPTOPIA.

  • 07.02.2004 12:19 AM PDT
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Zeke annihlates fireteamtango's fleet.

  • 07.02.2004 6:46 AM PDT
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Frag Master annhililates everybody's fleets and wins Laser Wars

  • 07.02.2004 6:47 AM PDT
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what happened to laser war 3, is that dead and were continuing laser war 2???

  • 07.02.2004 7:04 AM PDT
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*Mooman wakes up* oh crap, this again? *grabs another cow and runs madly in fray* FEAR ME BI... *cow explodes in a shower of well-cooked steak for no apparent reason* dammit...

[Edited on 7/2/2004 9:25:16 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 7:18 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Wow. That little speech betweeen dolorus and ex was pretty good you guys. cant wait to read the battle


Posted by: Ex
Of course, thats all I would say is unnacceptable. We took oompaloompas trillion numbering army and made it fit into our entire war. To an extent, we are writing our own novel- our own history. Maybe if I get bored one day, I will compile a written history of the first Laser War. If I did that, would it be well appreciated?

Yes. Yes it would.

Also, someone mentioned having guns in other dmensions- Earlier on I stated that I had figured out how to go to other dimensions besides the two in which I live. therrefore, you guns were veunerable.

  • 07.02.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace



Also, someone mentioned having guns in other dmensions- Earlier on I stated that I had figured out how to go to other dimensions besides the two in which I live. therrefore, you guns were veunerable.


Nope. My guns are hidden and cloaked by every way ever thought possible, so you cannot track them by any means. Therefore you cannot find them. You might be able to go to different dimensions, but you still cannot find them. Even if you somehow could find them, if you attack them in any way, shape, or form, it absorbs what you shoot at it (emp, bullets, plasma, missiles, whatever) and uses it to make it more stronger.
so ha!

*Frag Master aims Super Pulse Cannons at Pink Menace and carefully gives him a vasectomy*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA you now have no testicular fortitude!

[Edited on 7/2/2004 9:24:19 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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Ajentkay wakes up on her rock and is confused that it is now again in Laser War 2. She ponders what happened to Laser War 3, but expects no answer.

  • 07.02.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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consistent with tradition, byrum enters the Laser War offering free refreshments.

  • 07.02.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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I'll take some toothpaste if you have it.

  • 07.02.2004 10:20 AM PDT
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I don't know if that's a refreshment, but....sure, what brand/flavor?

  • 07.02.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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I'll take lemonade and a Chick-fil-a chiken sandwich to go please.

  • 07.02.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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I've got lemonade, but I'm out of the chicken sandwiches. I have every other kind of sandwich imaginable, though.

  • 07.02.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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Chrest original. Please and thanks.

  • 07.02.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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Here's the toothpaste. Don't get flouride poisoning. :-)

  • 07.02.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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LOL, I'm not going to eat it! I haven't done that since I was like 8 ;).

  • 07.02.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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hm...

  • 07.02.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
I've got lemonade, but I'm out of the chicken sandwiches. I have every other kind of sandwich imaginable, though.
Darn, I'll take a turky, provolone, and mayo sub.

  • 07.02.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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*hands sandwich over little cart to Supersniper* Here you go. Enjoy!

  • 07.02.2004 10:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
hm...


Yes?

  • 07.02.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
*hands sandwich over little cart to Supersniper* Here you go. Enjoy!
Yay! hey wait you put it on reguler bread, your better than my local sandwich shop!

  • 07.02.2004 10:40 AM PDT