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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: Gimli
Yeah, Halo C. I read it already. Thanks for the recap. I'm not going into this war as much as before, that's whay I'm sort of glad I'm dead. BTW, as a neutral player, I award you guys stuff for public service. Halo CMDR... I am awarding you with a 4 megaton nuclear bobble-head doll to trick you foes with. Also, did you recieve those Lotuses I air dropped to you?


Yeah, I did recieve those, but I've yet to use them. I was going to use them against oompaloompa's gigantic army, but someone teleported us to a different planet so my plan had changed.

  • 07.02.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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nevermind....
*whistles quietly to himself*

  • 07.02.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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Haha!! I was waiting on that planet, I am Oompaloompa's second in command, and overrun you with Oompas in Mark Bajillion armor.

  • 07.02.2004 10:41 AM PDT
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Would you care for a refreshment, Sir?

[Edited on 7/2/2004 10:44:43 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Haha!! I was waiting on that planet, I am Oompaloompa's second in command, and overrun you with Oompas in Mark Bajillion armor.


Stop over-exagerating your armor/ships/vehicles. You don't have Mark Bajillion armor.

  • 07.02.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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You're both pissing me off- I 'byrum' you both.

  • 07.02.2004 10:46 AM PDT
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You byrum'd me once... I can never forgive you for it.

  • 07.02.2004 10:48 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Oh Bryum, can I have a pepperoni calzone and a Heinekin. Or if you dont have calzones ill take some fettuchini alfredo. Or spaghetti. Oh oh oh do you have those tomato, basil, and mozzerella sandwiches? Mmmmmm those are good. Say are you hiring? I just got fired.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 10:51:57 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 10:50 AM PDT
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He isn't 18 yet, he can't serve alcohol.

  • 07.02.2004 10:51 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh. Ill take a Dew then

  • 07.02.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
You byrum'd me once... I can never forgive you for it.


I'm sorry, I don't know why I would 'byrum' you. Will you forgive me?

  • 07.02.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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Halo CMDR quickly sprints up a nearby hill, laden with craters, in an almost ethereal fashion. He aims his assault rifle at zeke, and fires a 5-shot burst that pierces and wounds his so-called Mark Bajillion armor; 2 hits to the chest, 1 hit to the knee cap, 1 barely clips the visor, and the last hits a rock nearby.

  • 07.02.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Oh Bryum, can I have a pepperoni calzone and a Heinekin. Or if you dont have calzones ill take some fettuchini alfredo. Or spaghetti. Oh oh oh do you have those tomato, basil, and mozzerella sandwiches? Mmmmmm those are good. Say are you hiring? I just got fired.


"No Soup for you!, NEXT!"

You may have Melba Toast. Only Melba Toast.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 10:55:21 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 10:53 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hahaha. Your the Soup -blam!-! Every time I see that episode i want soup or clammy choowder. Can I have a lemon square at least?

  • 07.02.2004 10:55 AM PDT
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no. only melba toast!

  • 07.02.2004 10:56 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

aww. Oh well beggars cant be choosers!

*chews toast* hey this stuffs not half bad!

  • 07.02.2004 10:57 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hats off to the cook tonite! C'mon folks lets give him a hand! *claps loudly*

  • 07.02.2004 11:01 AM PDT
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yeah, I know! j/k, what was it that you wanted? You can have it now.

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Posted by: byrum

I'm sorry, I don't know why I would 'byrum' you. Will you forgive me?


I said NEVER! Oh well, never can be two minutes just this once ;).

  • 07.02.2004 11:02 AM PDT
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lol

  • 07.02.2004 11:03 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

and I quote...


Posted by: Pink Menace The Awesome
Oh Bryum, can I have a pepperoni calzone and a Heinekin. Or if you dont have calzones ill take some fettuchini alfredo. Or spaghetti. Oh oh oh do you have those tomato, basil, and mozzerella sandwiches? Mmmmmm those are good. Say are you hiring? I just got fired.

  • 07.02.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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Yes.

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Posted by: Ajentkay
He isn't 18 yet, he can't serve alcohol.


oh, and on the planet Love Shack, everyone can drink and serve alcohol! YAY!

Oh, I don't serve them at love shack! I just buy it for us all to consume! come on over to love shack, Ajentkay! I'll buy you some drinks and then we can go "play Halo" in a private room. I'll be MC and you can be Kelly. he he heeee....

  • 07.02.2004 11:06 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I had like 4 questions... is that yes to all of them? That means your hiring! Yay can I have a job??? Pleaseeeeee

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I'll be back in five minutes or so. Don't touch my rock. You never know what has been done on it ;).

  • 07.02.2004 11:07 AM PDT