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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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byrum throws long, black strips of leather into the room with the pillars. (just in case)

  • 07.02.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
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uh, I don't know where excommunicator is. Hey, but come on inside. Love Shack is rockin now!


And mysteriously bouncing from side, to side...


I shiver in disgust...

I'll leave you to your own vile works, but remember *points my sword at all of you* It is your type that I am here to destroy. I will return for all of you... *vanishes in a flash of light that scorches the earth near you all*

  • 07.02.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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ACTUALLY...I'm cleaning the kitchen at my real house at the moment.

  • 07.02.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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raisin the roof! literally! good thing I reinforced the walls with titanium A battle plate (see halo books)

  • 07.02.2004 11:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
ACTUALLY...I'm cleaning the kitchen at my real house at the moment.


sure you are... you're really at the party!

  • 07.02.2004 11:28 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Um... excuse me, Mr. Dolorous, sir? Um can I please have your autograph? *hands pen and pad to Dolorous*

  • 07.02.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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oh, shut up!

  • 07.02.2004 11:29 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Damn. He left, didn't he. -blam!-.

In a flash of blinding light, the one known as Pink Menace vanishes. Where he once stood the is only but a crater the size of Manhatten. He has gone to get the autograph of the one known as Dolorous.

  • 07.02.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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I have to go mop and sweep now.

  • 07.02.2004 11:30 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Bryum. Shut Up is a potty word. Don't say that to me. It makes me feel underappreciated. And it hurts my feelings.

  • 07.02.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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be quiet.

  • 07.02.2004 11:32 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yessir.

  • 07.02.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
I have to go mop and sweep now.


no, that's what janitors here at Love Shack are for! Here, have another alcohol spiked root beer...

*hands 100 proof root beer to ajentkay*

  • 07.02.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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jesus, that's some strong s.hit!

  • 07.02.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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yeah. but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

  • 07.02.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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...?...

anybody get the thing about the leather strips?

  • 07.02.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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nope. I think he accidentally drank one of my "special" drinks for Ajentkay

  • 07.02.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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goodbye.

  • 07.02.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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leaving already? oh, yeah. can you pick up some more vodka for us?

  • 07.02.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dolorous
A blinding flash of light grabs your attention at first, then forces you to look away because of it's intensity, like a star fallen from the sky... When it strikes the ground before you, a dull rumble shakes the very ground beneath your feet. Presently, you behold a figure apparently wreathed in light, a stark contrast to the scorched ground beneath his feet. He erects himself, and opens his eyes, which burst forth from their dim recesses enflamed with the light of a distant star.... remote, yet piercing.

"I have not business with the rest of you. Where is Excommunicado?" he asks, in a tone that you feel compelled to obey without knowing why.


soon afterward a large fleet slowly hover down to the ground. From the largest ship blazed with name Arcangel, A large figure appears in a deep and powerful voice it states, "Dorlorous it is a pleasure to finally meet you in person." Then from the shadow of the ship a large man appears. He is wearing technologicly advance armor, but most of it is cover by a white cloak, on his back there is a large sword and on his belt there is a stunning pistol. Then he speaks again,"I am fire_team _tango. Leader of the planet nation of HUMPTOPIA. I fight for peace in this universe of war."
He then extend his hand,"So can I call you friend?"

  • 07.02.2004 11:41 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.


By collecting the dead's souls and harnessing their unlimited power, I have created a "smoke" if you will, that when inhaled, makes the beneficiary obtain the strength of those souls. However, once this has been inhaled the user becomes dependant on it. He/she must have the same quantity for the rest of their life. This applies to everyone who does not know the correct techqunique. If done wrong, this smoke will create an addiction so strong if not satisfied it will kill the user. This works as an accidental. Only me and my allys know the way to keep it a one time use. That is a secret that will never be released however.

As I pour the brew into my pipe and take a deep breath. Almost instantly I can feel the power rush through my body. Everything seems slower, as if everything were moving through water. I take a stride and my movements are more graceful. I jump, and with little ease I propell myself 3 meters into the air. Well, enough expirementing. There is work to be done. With powerful strides I dissappear into the darkness of my Lab.



[Edited on 7/2/2004 11:55:09 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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A second ship comes and lands on an expanse nearby. A war-torn figure steps out of the craft. Laden with a few scratches and bruises, the person approaches.

Hey tango, I'm returning your ship, Arcangel2. It was very useful against oompaloompa.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 11:57:14 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace


By collecting the dead's souls, I have created a "smoke" if you will, that when inhaled, makes the beneficiary obtain the strength of those souls. However, once this has been inhaled the user becomes dependant on it. He/she must have the same quantity for the rest of their life.

As I pour the brew into my pipe and take a deep breath. Almost instantly I can feel the power rush through my body. Everything seems slower, as if everything were moving through water. I take a stride and my movements are more graceful. I jump, and with little ease I propell myself 3 meters into the air. Well, enough expirementing. There is work to be done. With powerful strides I dissappear into the darkness of my Lab.


Just say no to drugs, Pink. Just say no. As your ally, Gimli initiates the radio-chemical-biological-supernatural beam, and rids the gas of the addictive properties. Only dead guys can use it, though. Now it is not classified as a drug; it is a winklesnitflufferupintheskyer, the name for things that give you superpowers, such as radioactive spiders, Mjolnir armour, chemicals, etc. As my leader, I require your permission before I can have some of this powerful winklesnitflufferupintheskyer. May I have some, sir?

  • 07.02.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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You may keep it CDMR as my gift to you for your bravery aganist oompa.
Posted by: Halo CMDR
A second ship comes and lands on an expanse nearby.

Hey tango, I'm returning your ship, Arcangel2. It was very useful against oompaloompa.

  • 07.02.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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Gimli's Spectre Craft warps in, air drops several radioactive penguins, which are winklesnitflufferupintheskyers, to fire_team_tangoes location. There is a note on one of the penguins. "That's for being a good ally, tango."

  • 07.02.2004 11:59 AM PDT