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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
You may keep it CDMR as my gift to you for your bravery aganist oompa.
Posted by: Halo CMDR
A second ship comes and lands on an expanse nearby.

Hey tango, I'm returning your ship, Arcangel2. It was very useful against oompaloompa.


Cool, I'l take great care of your flagship. I'l need it anyway, since my own cruiser got heavily damaged in a battle long before this, and is undergoing a complete overhaul of the hull, engines, and weapon systems.

  • 07.02.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Posted by: Dolorous
A blinding flash of light grabs your attention at first, then forces you to look away because of it's intensity, like a star fallen from the sky... When it strikes the ground before you, a dull rumble shakes the very ground beneath your feet. Presently, you behold a figure apparently wreathed in light, a stark contrast to the scorched ground beneath his feet. He erects himself, and opens his eyes, which burst forth from their dim recesses enflamed with the light of a distant star.... remote, yet piercing.

"I have not business with the rest of you. Where is Excommunicado?" he asks, in a tone that you feel compelled to obey without knowing why.


soon afterward a large fleet slowly hover down to the ground. From the largest ship blazed with name Arcangel, A large figure appears in a deep and powerful voice it states, "Dorlorous it is a pleasure to finally meet you in person." Then from the shadow of the ship a large man appears. He is wearing technologicly advance armor, but most of it is cover by a white cloak, on his back there is a large sword and on his belt there is a stunning pistol. Then he speaks again,"I am fire_team _tango. Leader of the planet nation of HUMPTOPIA. I fight for peace in this universe of war."
He then extend his hand,"So can I call you friend?"


If I am not correct, have we signed a non-aggression pact?


Every day, the air is tighter, and harder to breathe. The breeze weakly progresses through the trees, whispering nihilistic sentiments to the pallid leaves. The trees assume forboding positions, as to ward off any unwary travelers, avoiding any sort of association with the detached species.
Not uncommonly are tremors felt from the now tumultuous earth below, shaking the earth, rippling like molten iron.
The people carry an ill-demeanor from this unexplainable sickness, sinking into deep pits of lethargy.
Unaware of the war being fought in front of their very faces, humanity, disshevelled and clinging on to its last threads of hope, is deteriorating into apathy, and slowly dying.

All that is certain is that fate is shifting the sands of time... And a monumental change is yet to come.

  • 07.02.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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Thanks Gimli if only i been here to save your life.

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where is killingspree? I still need to finish him off for killing Gimli, and oompaloompa is still hiding in his underground complex.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:03:18 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:02 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

With my newly received power, I am able to stay in the Livings dimension much longer using far less concentration.

As slip through the seam seperating the Living and dead dimensions, I touch down next to Halo CMDR. when I enter the Living plane, the entire surrounding enviorment grows dark, almost pitch black, then as soon as I am completley materilized all the light that had collected around me bursts outward, creating a super intense sphere of light that quickly expanded outwards, restoring the room to its original lighting. Halo, I ask. Where can I find Dolorous?

  • 07.02.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR
where is killingspree? I still need to finish him off for killing Gimli, and oompaloompa is hiding in his underground complex.


CDMR tell (message me when you are about to attack. I must bring vengce for Gimli

  • 07.02.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
With my newly received power, I am able to stay in the Livings dimension much longer using far less concentration.

As slip through the seam seperating the Living and dead dimensions, I touch down next to Halo CMDR. when I enter the Living plane, the entire surrounding enviorment grows dark, almost pitch black, then as soon as I am completley materilized all the light that had collected around me bursts outward, creating a super intense sphere of light that quickly expanded outwards, restoring the room to its original lighting. Halo, I ask. Where can I find Dolorous?


I have yet to find Dolorous too, and also don't know of his alliance/enemy status with everyone.

  • 07.02.2004 12:06 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Excommunicado. I ask for your assistance in serching for Dolorous. Did you too have your duel yet? Are we allys? (i forgot. Sorry) If not, would you like to become allys?

  • 07.02.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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I want to know Ex. why do you fight?

  • 07.02.2004 12:07 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR tell (message me when you are about to attack. I must bring vengce for Gimli


as do I. Message me too.fire_team... If you need troops you may have half of my entire army of dead. I no longer fight alongside troops: I fight alone.

  • 07.02.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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oompaloompa continues to hide in his industructable cave.

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
where is killingspree? I still need to finish him off for killing Gimli, and oompaloompa is still hiding in his underground complex.


Do not worry about oompaloompa. As safe as he feels underground, he doesn't realize that he is in far more peril deep below the earth than standing on the plane of men.

Oompaloompa hears a terrible rumbling and grinding from below his underground complex... His fleet shakes, and a terrible buildup of resonance reverberates in his confined complex gives rise to mass chaos and disorder.
His command interfaces flicker and die without warning, his control of his forces waning...

He loses all electric power and the light dissapates in a spiral of shadow. Left in the absolute blackness, all he has left is darkness, the terrible noise, ever growing in magnitude, and an undescribable fear, an all consuming terror instantaneously freezing his veins.
Plastered to his spot, he waits for whatever is coming.


And I have not yet fought dolorus. You may want to watch oompaloompas fall- and then we can discuss alliances.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:12:36 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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So Ex, why do you fight?

  • 07.02.2004 12:12 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Dude. Ex. Sorry to ruin the moment but I just wanted to say your a really good writer. Thats all.

If there is any way I can assist you in destroying oompaloompa, only say the word. I have no enemys I am activally fighting, so I have much to help with

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:14:21 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Halo CMDR
where is killingspree? I still need to finish him off for killing Gimli, and oompaloompa is still hiding in his underground complex.


Do not worry about oompaloompa. As safe as he feels underground, he doesn't realize that he is in far more peril deep below the earth than standing on the plane of men.

Oompaloompa hears a terrible rumbling and grinding from below his underground complex... His fleet shakes, and a terrible buildup of resonance reverberates in his confined complex gives rise to mass chaos and disorder.
His command interfaces flicker and die without warning, his control of his forces waning...

He loses all electric power and the light dissapates in a spiral of shadow. Left in the absolute blackness, all he has left is darkness, the terrible noise, ever growing in magnitude, and an undescribable fear, an all consuming terror instantaneously freezing his veins.
Plastered to his spot, he waits for whatever is coming.

you cant say what other people are doing, you can only say what you are doing, im not trembling in fear, i cave has no lights, i have no army, only the protection of sefiroph, ruby weapon, diamond weapon, and ultima weapon

  • 07.02.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
oompaloompa continues to hide in his industructable cave.


I bet my Super Pulse Cannon could turn it into nothing and serve to protect Love Shack with the energy released from it hahahahahahahaha bow down to me oompaloompa!

actually, I don't want to fight. Come on over to Love Shack! It's funner than your cave, and its currently the safest place in the universe to be right now. (unless you die from alcohol poisoning) We're having a blast!

  • 07.02.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
I want to know Ex. why do you fight?

I shroud my true reasons with motives of self glorification- but that is only part of it. I was granted with great powers, and nothing happens without purpose. Therefore- I must use my powers to fulfill some purpose- that is my destiny. I cannot move on to the next plane of existence until I achieve my purpose.

And I don't mean to free the oppressed- and fight for freedom. I will do whatever it takes to better the human race as a whole- even if that means enslaving every last mind..
You can argue- what makes me qualified to make such a decision- but if I was granted with this power to be capable of making the decision- was I not also meant to make the decision as well?

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shut the -blam!- up about your matter destroying gun frag master, matter cant be destroyed, its impossible, the most you can do to it is put it into its simplest form, jesus christ your -blam!- annoying

  • 07.02.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Halo CMDR
where is killingspree? I still need to finish him off for killing Gimli, and oompaloompa is still hiding in his underground complex.


Do not worry about oompaloompa. As safe as he feels underground, he doesn't realize that he is in far more peril deep below the earth than standing on the plane of men.

Oompaloompa hears a terrible rumbling and grinding from below his underground complex... His fleet shakes, and a terrible buildup of resonance reverberates in his confined complex gives rise to mass chaos and disorder.
His command interfaces flicker and die without warning, his control of his forces waning...

He loses all electric power and the light dissapates in a spiral of shadow. Left in the absolute blackness, all he has left is darkness, the terrible noise, ever growing in magnitude, and an undescribable fear, an all consuming terror instantaneously freezing his veins.
Plastered to his spot, he waits for whatever is coming.

you cant say what other people are doing, you can only say what you are doing, im not trembling in fear, i cave has no lights, i have no army, only the protection of sefiroph, ruby weapon, diamond weapon, and ultima weapon



You hear the rumbling nonetheless. It grows louder every minute.

  • 07.02.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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Frag toss me a pepsi, while i wait for CDMR and Dorlrous.

  • 07.02.2004 12:19 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ex. You may have 100,000 troops to assist you in your quest to finish off oompaloompa. I have no use for them. I fight solo now, using my power to both defend and attack.

tango- why are you waiting for them? can I help? please? I have nada to do right now!

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:20:53 PM]

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Posted by: oompaloompa
shut the -blam!- up about your matter destroying gun frag master, matter cant be destroyed, its impossible, the most you can do to it is put it into its simplest form, jesus christ your -blam!- annoying

alothugh technicly it can be change it to energy.

  • 07.02.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Ex. You may have 100,000 troops to assist you in your quest to finish off oompaloompa. I have no use for them. I fight solo now, using my power to both defend and attack.

I extend my deepest gratitude- but can we succeed? Remember that this is decided by multiple parties, and oompaloompa is stubborn, and therefore, there is no way to tell if we can win or not.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Ex. You may have 100,000 troops to assist you in your quest to finish off oompaloompa. I have no use for them. I fight solo now, using my power to both defend and attack.

tango- why are you waiting for them? can I help? please? I have nada to do right now!


Pink CDMR is a good ally who has never abanndon me (remember) and i need to talk with D.

  • 07.02.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR tell (message me when you are about to attack. I must bring vengce for Gimli


as do I. Message me too.fire_team... If you need troops you may have half of my entire army of dead. I no longer fight alongside troops: I fight alone.


Same here. I need vengeance for myself. Hey Pink, I never used troops in the first place. By alone, do you mean that you have no more allies, or do I still get to be your helper/minion?
Excommunicado, the services of the Spectre Multi-envirocraft is at your disposal. I, too, hold a grudge against oompaloompa.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:26:09 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:24 PM PDT