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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I suppose your right. What now does he have to protect himself with though? Does he hae any soldiers, fighters, warships? How can HE defeat US?

  • 07.02.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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Think its time for oompa's last battle.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Think its time for oompa's last battle.

im in an indestructable cave with the 4 most powerthings in the universe, no one can break in and fight me, go bother someone else

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
Think its time for oompa's last battle.

For a while, anyway. It is mean to kill someone, as I know first hand, so let's just beat him until he surrenders. Or goes insane. Or dies.

  • 07.02.2004 12:28 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Gimli
Same here. I need vengeance for myself. Hey Pink, I never used troops in the first place. By alone, do you mean that you have no more allies, or do I still get to be your helper/minion?


First off, by alone, I mean I fight on the battlefeild with no soldiers at my command. With this new power I have I do not need them, and they are anothing but a distraction. Second off, you still get to be my right hand man. You never were my minion. We treated each other as the equals that we are. oh and by the way, if you didn't know I invented a formula to make me and my allys muchos stronger. Way more powerful.

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The Arcangel2 slowly orbits the large planet, while Halo CMDR and his team of 2 dropships, and 2 troop carriers search the mountain of which holds oompaloompa's underground complex. Suddenly, the mountain reverberates violently. Rocks and pebbles gather and roll down the peak to its base. Halo CMDR is wondering what could ever be happening inside oompaloompa's lair of cowardice, but he continues on in search of this entrance.

Halo CMDR finally finds a large, gunmetal black, closed shaft, with no defenses or resistence in sight. It looks somewhat like a hanger door on a cruiser. He highly doubts oompaloompa would invite him in, so he orders the Arcangel2 for a couple of shots from its MAC guns aimed right above the shaft. Halo CMDR and his forces find cover nearly a quarter mile away, and waits for the impending destruction.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
Think its time for oompa's last battle.

im in an indestructable cave with the 4 most powerthings in the universe, no one can break in and fight me, go bother someone else

Meh, you insolent hobo. Go bury your gonads. Nothing is indestructible, and as for the 4 most powerful things, you are forgetting something. Pink Menace and I are two of the most powerful things in the universe, being undead mage superheroes, etc. BTW, thanks, Menace. I assume this means that I get to smoke the pipe of power?

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:31:56 PM]

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Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: fire_team_tango
Think its time for oompa's last battle.

im in an indestructable cave with the 4 most powerthings in the universe, no one can break in and fight me, go bother someone else

yes i know, but only you and killingspree are my enemies for sure.
and we can find spree.

  • 07.02.2004 12:30 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

There IS a way to defeat him. Ok. gather your most powerful carriers and dig the cavern up. Load the entire cavern into the carrier, go reletivally close to Sol and dump it. Let the suns gravity take care of pulling it in. It will fry him alive. A gruesome, yet effective death.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
There IS a way to defeat him. Ok. gather your most powerful carriers and dig the cavern up. Load the entire cavern into the carrier, go reletivally close to Sol and dump it. Let the suns gravity take care of pulling it in. It will fry him alive. A gruesome, yet effective death.

oh yah, the cave is resistant to heat

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Your walls around you may be indestructible- but we do not have to walk through them to enter your fortress.

Hundereds of thousands of forces materialize within oompaloompas fortress, surging forth with a will to fight stronger than even the most powerful weapons in the universe, which in this case, are ineffective in such close combat.
And through the walls, an onslaught of terror inspiring apparitions moves forward upon oompaloompas defenses, freezing and rendering all defenses unusable.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
There IS a way to defeat him. Ok. gather your most powerful carriers and dig the cavern up. Load the entire cavern into the carrier, go reletivally close to Sol and dump it. Let the suns gravity take care of pulling it in. It will fry him alive. A gruesome, yet effective death.

Yo, that works. I would prefer the pleasure of shooting his ass off, though. (by ass I mean face, because I have never been one to backstab.) Heh heh. I inspire terror. BOOO!! heh heh.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:35:01 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:34 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

BTW, thanks, Menace. I assume this means that I get to smoke the pipe of power?
Hell yes.

By the way, there are two whom are stronger then we are. Ex. and Dolorous. They are both far more expirianced mages then we are.however, with our enhancements it makes us worthy opponents. They, still, however could defeat us.

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Posted by: Excommunicado
Your walls around you may be indestructible- but we do not have to walk through them to enter your fortress.

Hundereds of thousands of forces materialize within oompaloompas fortress, surging forth with a will to fight stronger than even the most powerful weapons in the universe, which in this case, are ineffective in such close combat.
And through the walls, an onslaught of terror inspiring apparitions moves forward upon oompaloompas defenses, freezing and rendering all defenses unusable.
that made no sence to me at all, reword it so i know what our talking about

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
The Arcangel2 slowly orbits the large planet, while Halo CMDR and his team of 2 dropships, and 2 troop carriers search the mountain of which holds oompaloompa's underground complex. Suddenly, the mountain reverberates violently. Rocks and pebbles gather and roll down the peak to its base. Halo CMDR is wondering what could ever be happening inside oompaloompa's lair of cowardice, but he continues on in search of this entrance.

Halo CMDR finally finds a large, gunmetal black, closed shaft, with no defenses or resistence in sight. It looks somewhat like a hanger door on a cruiser. He highly doubts oompaloompa would invite him in, so he orders the Arcangel2 for a couple of shots from its MAC guns aimed right above the shaft. Halo CMDR and his forces find cover nearly a quarter mile away, and waits for the impending destruction.

Then Tango appears the Arcangel in tow. After CMDR attack, my dropship land troops ready for action. Now Tango go to meet with his close ally CMDR.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
BTW, thanks, Menace. I assume this means that I get to smoke the pipe of power?
Hell yes.

By the way, there are two whom are stronger then we are. Ex. and Dolorous. They are both far more expirianced mages then we are.however, with our enhancements it makes us worthy opponents. They, still, however could defeat us.


Strewth. So that accounts for the four most powerful things. In other words, we didn't even need to warp in, cause we were already there.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
There IS a way to defeat him. Ok. gather your most powerful carriers and dig the cavern up. Load the entire cavern into the carrier, go reletivally close to Sol and dump it. Let the suns gravity take care of pulling it in. It will fry him alive. A gruesome, yet effective death.


I've already started.

The Arcangel2's MAC rounds fire, striking the shaft from above at an awesome velocity. The shaft boils and breaks off ever so slightly. Halo CMDR orders a long-range shot from his APCs with Archer missiles.

In seconds, a barrage of 12 Archer missiles fly over Halo CMDR's head, and impact the damaged shaft.

  • 07.02.2004 12:36 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

dude. that made perfect sense. BTW sense is with an S, not a C. Hes saying that a force which has a will to fight stronger then the most powerful wepons in the universe teleported into your base. We didnt need to go through the walls. Oh yea. My dead people could have jumped into this dimension and landed in there. Oh well. Your way is good.

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my cave is heat resistant, cold resistant, you cant teleport troops into my cave, the whole planet is indestructable so you cant dig up around me and you cant do anything to me at all, hey if someone can be and invincible zombie, i should be able to have all these things, go try and kill someone else

  • 07.02.2004 12:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

LoL gimli your smart. We ARE the four most powerful warriors, there are wepons greater then we are. we werent in there lol good idea tho.

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Gimli smokes the pipe of power. Pink, what are the weapons, BTW?

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:39:07 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:38 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

dude, did i EVER say i was invincable? No ty very much. Never. I can be killed like all of you! That will put my soul at peace and ill die for good. I NEVER EVER said i was invincable.

  • 07.02.2004 12:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

dunno. sounds like something from an anime cartoon. ask oompaloompa

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Posted by: Gimli
Gimli smokes the pipe of power. Pink, what are the weapons, BTW?

maybey if you would read what i rite you would know moron

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:40:11 PM]

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CMDR oompa is no longer a threat he is but one coward. PS:oompa read my sig.

  • 07.02.2004 12:41 PM PDT