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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: Pink Menace
dunno. sounds like something from an anime cartoon. ask oompaloompa

there from the game FF7. sefiroph has the power to summon meteors and destroy any planet he want, ultima weapon, ruby weapon, and diamond weapon were creatures of mass disrtuction that could destroy cities by just staring at them

  • 07.02.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
dude, did i EVER say i was invincable? No ty very much. Never. I can be killed like all of you! That will put my soul at peace and ill die for good. I NEVER EVER said i was invincable.

Of course. The addition of invinciblity to the Laser War was a cowardly, backstabbing, dishonourable, foul, disreputable, base, ignominious, crooked, infamous, false, and low way of playing. The art of escaping death is what prevents many of the warriors in this war from dying.

  • 07.02.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CMDR oompa is no longer a threat he is but one coward. PS:oompa read my sig.


Should we still sotrm his little nderground complex, now that the shaft has been breached, or should we just let him hide there and wither away?

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:43:44 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:43 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ok.

maybey if you would read what i rite you would know moron

Can you PLEASE "rite" normally then? I cant understand what your saying when you spell the words so badly! Also, that quote has nada to do with what yu said. The pipe makes you strong. You had over a goddamn trillion soldiers!!! Dude Ex. and Dolor. are way stronger then me and Gimli, I even admitted it!

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CMDR oompa is no longer a threat he is but one coward. PS:oompa read my sig.


Should we still sotrm his little nderground complex, now that the shaft has been breached, or should we just let him hide there and wither away?

Let him wither, we must become stronger. Pink/Gimli pass the pipe?

  • 07.02.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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for christ sake, there is no way to melt, freeze or infoltrate my fortress so just shut up and leave oompaloompa alone.

  • 07.02.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Really, oompaloompa. Stop saying you have like Mark Bajillion armor, 50 trillion ships, and an invincible hideout. I admit that I'm definitly not as strong as Pink Menace, Dolourus, and maybe fire_team_tango.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:47:24 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:46 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

First I must know you are truely my allys... oh and BTW the pipe has the biggest effect on me and gimli because were dead and were using dead souls for the pipe stuff so you know... Sure here ya go *passes the smoking pipe down to fire_team_tango*

  • 07.02.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Really, oompaloompa. Stop saying you have like Mark Bajillion armor, 50 trillion ships, and an invincible hideout. I admit that I'm definitly not as strong as Pink Menace, Dolourus, and maybe fire_team_tango.

CDMR you may not be but you're still my equal

  • 07.02.2004 12:48 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh AND when Gimli and I got really strong we stopped using our army! so were like the same! if you fire uber-powerful pulse laser turrets at us or w/e theres no army to kill! Just us!

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While in life, I was slightly greater than Pink Menace, he beat me to dying, so he is the greater in the realm of the dead. Dolourus and Excomm are the two most powerful warriors, and the most descriptive writers.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:50:40 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
for christ sake, there is no way to melt, freeze or infoltrate my fortress so just shut up and leave oompaloompa alone.

But there is. And it was just done, without a single rock being moved, any metal bent. And here is the culmination of all your foes- standing before you. You cannot avoid this battle.

What wil you do? Surrender or fight? We await your decision.

  • 07.02.2004 12:50 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yes. Best writing, best warriors... man your livin the good life arent you guys lol.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE


read it gimli

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*takes a hit of the pipe* thanks *couf* noe i must go and train for the final battle.

  • 07.02.2004 12:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE


lol, ok. I guess oompaloompa is defeated, withering away in his cave hideout. So should we search for killingspree now, seeing as he had dishonourably killed Gimli?

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:52:17 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:51 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

As do I.

  • 07.02.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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oompa surrwander its hopeless (or die in a blaze of glory) OK its over.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Yes. Best writing, best warriors... man your livin the good life arent you guys lol.

This will be the defining point of this war- and at this moment we are allies- oompaloompa has shown his power before- and we must not let him live to show it off again.

With great power comes great responsibility.

  • 07.02.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE


lol, ok. I guess oompaloompa is defeated, withering away in his cave hideout. So should we search for killingspree now, seeing as he dishonourably killed Gimli?

No, spree is a coward we must strengthen ourselves for now, My friend.

  • 07.02.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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A dropship lands nearby, Halo CMDR gets in, and takes off, back to his base almost a half-way on the other side of this planet, to train for the battles ahead.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 12:56:08 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Yes. Best writing, best warriors... man your livin the good life arent you guys lol.

This will be the defining point of this war- and at this moment we are allies- oompaloompa has shown his power before- and we must not let him live to show it off again.

With great power comes great responsibility.

OK spiderman, but he is doomed.

  • 07.02.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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Yeah. But did you fire them, or did Halo CMDR or somebody kill them? I said nothing about having troops, only that it was more fun fighting by yourself, with only your allies to aid you. The numerous negative adjectives were describing the annoyance I felt because of the impossibility of fighting invincible things. It is impossible for your weapons AND your cavern walls to exist, BTW, because something cannot be invincible if the universe contains something that can destroy anything, with the exception of God. (the real God, to all you blasphemers out there.)
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Posted by: oompaloompa
I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE


read it gimli

  • 07.02.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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CDMR remember soon this will be over.

  • 07.02.2004 12:56 PM PDT