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  • Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Ca we must ally only I get control of the army.

  • 06.28.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Why are you killing my midjets there not cheap

  • 06.28.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: zekeisthemc
But Zeke then makes the ultimate warrior. He captures a jellyfish, infuses it with Oompaloompa and throws in some mechwarrior for good measure.


Our jelly fish are, unfortunately for you, already infused with self destruct devices. BOOOMMM!!!! the ultimate warrrior is dead.

Dam you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:04 PM PDT
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I don't kill them, I make them oompaloompas.

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you carck addicted my midjets there gone

but yes i will order more

orders moe

  • 06.28.2004 5:05 PM PDT
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Ally with me or face death Ca.

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Gimli intercepts the order, and sets the billing address to ca34786's base, and the shipping address to Yicknoo-Fred. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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ok fine ally with you now

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You are truly evil. To Gimli.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:07:32 PM]

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damnit im out of money now i have to reopen my lemonade stand

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I'm way ahead of you. And I use pee for lemonade. Now give me your midgets so I can infuse them with crack and make an army of Oompaloompas.

  • 06.28.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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The midgets are now under my control, because you did nothing to prevent my interception!! Midgets!!! Attack them!! Leave the head. Dispose of the rest. Then destroy the head. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Unfortunately for you, I made a crack nuke. I fire at the midgets and they become Oompaloompas. Oompaloompas only obey me because I grow the best crack.

  • 06.28.2004 5:10 PM PDT
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yes but my army of midjets riding poodles will crush u all

  • 06.28.2004 5:11 PM PDT
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Frag Master shows up and kills everybody with his bare hands and steals everyone's girlfriends. but then they respawn... *help*

  • 06.28.2004 5:12 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ha! I launch 5,000,000,000,000 tons of salt at your crack feilds and prevent you from ever harvesting and sowing the evil seeds of crack to minuplate these helpless midgets again!

Dude... theres none of that "I kill everyone with a gun" crap. Have some fun with it... God. Some people have NO creativity lol dude tho seriously you gotta get INTO it

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:13:44 PM]

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Ha. I send in the police, who put you in jail for drug growing. and my midgets don't like crack; they're the elite forces (next to the jellies), not the crack forces.

  • 06.28.2004 5:13 PM PDT
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But I made them have crack. And my crack doesn't grow on a field.

  • 06.28.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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Then I bribe the police with crack to help me and they do.

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but nobody can stop my midjet riding poodles

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:16:03 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
But I made them have crack. And my crack doesn't grow on a field.


The midgets are specially trained not to have to breath or eat. Their mouths and noses are ultra-super-mega-crazy-ecleberry-glued shut, and reinforced with Titanium-Covenant alloy lacing.

  • 06.28.2004 5:16 PM PDT
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This crack is uber crack and rips into their skin to get in.

  • 06.28.2004 5:17 PM PDT
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rofl! While you are busy with my midgets, me and Menace swipe all your crack (with anti-uber crack gloves) and chemically transform it into butt-crack! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:20 PM PDT
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but dont that kill em

  • 06.28.2004 5:20 PM PDT