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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yes. We should search for Killingspree.

As I levitate no more then 3 feet above the ground, an idea comes to me. Immediatly I soar up 100ft above the ground, concentrating on the energy holding me up. (my skills still need a little fine tuning) Once I have this under control I expand my awareness around the surface of the planet, detecting no sign of him on the surface. (although, once again, my skills need fine tuning, so I could have missed him) then I gently hover to 3 ft again and continue along my jouney to find Gimli, whistling the Andy Griffith theme song all the while.

  • 07.02.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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We await oompaloompas reply.

Killingspree never had an army. He was an ally of ooompaloompa if memory serves.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:00:02 PM]

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Posted by: Gimli
Yeah. But did you fire them, or did Halo CMDR or somebody kill them? I said nothing about having troops, only that it was more fun fighting by yourself, with only your allies to aid you. The numerous negative adjectives were describing the annoyance I felt because of the impossibility of fighting invincible things. It is impossible for your weapons AND your cavern walls to exist, BTW, because something cannot be invincible if the universe contains something that can destroy anything, with the exception of God. (the real God, to all you blasphemers out there.)
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Posted by: oompaloompa
I HAVE NO FREAKIN ARMY, MABY IF WOULD READ EVERYONES POST YOU WOULD KNOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE


read it gimli


No, I didn't kill him. I breached the shaft to his underground complex, about to storm it, but tango told me just to let him wither away in there.

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Whatever you do, do not excecute oompa. You will no doubt have your way, but I ask you this: is it more dishonourable to kill a man from behind, or to kill a defenseless man in cold blood? Excommunicado... if you wish to end this, challenge him to a duel. That is my advice.

BTW, the other reason not to kill him is that then there is no more enemy, lol. Let's get this war to page 100, at least.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:01:41 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 12:59 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

yes. A dishounorable killing sends you to this dimensionanyways, and thats the last thing we need up here.

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Posted by: Gimli
Whatever you do, do not excecute oompa. You will no doubt have your way, but I ask you this: is it more dishonourable to kill a man from behind, or to kill a defenseless man in cold blood? Excommunicado... if you wish to end this, challenge him to a duel. That is my advice.

Very well.

Will you answer my challenge oompaloompa?

And I cannot see how my apprach was dishonorable. I stand there before him, as

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:02:22 PM]

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I got an idea, if we don't fight oompaloompa, how about we seal off the shaft, then(if we have the technology), glass the entire mountain, so oompaloompa can never wreak havoc again, then search for killingspree or train for future battles.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:02:25 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 1:01 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

But that would be a cowardly way to kill him. We want him to have to fend for himself.

Excommunicado- you kill him however you please. he is your prisioner. Yours. We dont make the decisions, you do. If you think a duel is best, do the duel. If you like executing him then execute him! Its up to you my man, and you alone

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:04:59 PM]

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Posted by: oompaloompa
shut the -blam!- up about your matter destroying gun frag master, matter cant be destroyed, its impossible, the most you can do to it is put it into its simplest form, jesus christ your -blam!- annoying


Ooh... I didn't destroy the matter, I just converted it into energy which cannot be changed back and then the energy protects love shack and supplies the energy for the lights and the sub woofers for Halo 2 surround sound.

calm down man. It's just the internet forums. sheesh. If you get this mad about something that has no bearing on actual life, then you must be one sad, sad person in reality. I'm sorry, but you should just calm down and then maybe I might let you hang out at Love Shack. Until then, you can hide Osama Bin Laden style in your smelly cave (that doesn't have Halo 2, free drinks, or hot women)

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No, CMDR if oompa exsepts then we'll watch the duel

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Posted by: Pink Menace
But that would be a cowardly way to kill him. We want him to have to fend for himself.


yeah, your right. If he wants to finally come out of that lair of cowardice, then so be it, but when he does, he is gonna have to ever fight or surrender.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:05:46 PM]

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Posted by: oompaloompa
shut the -blam!- up about your matter destroying gun frag master, matter cant be destroyed, its impossible, the most you can do to it is put it into its simplest form, jesus christ your -blam!- annoying


Ooh... I didn't destroy the matter, I just converted it into energy which cannot be changed back and then the energy protects love shack and supplies the energy for the lights and the sub woofers for Halo 2 surround sound.

calm down man. It's just the internet forums. sheesh. If you get this mad about something that has no bearing on actual life, then you must be one sad, sad person in reality. I'm sorry, but you should just calm down and then maybe I might let you hang out at Love Shack. Until then, you can hide Osama Bin Laden style in your smelly cave (that doesn't have Halo 2, free drinks, or hot women)

Your wecolme Frag!

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Posted by: Pink Menace
But that would be a cowardly way to kill him. We want him to have to fend for himself.


No... because he wouldn't be dead, merely imprisoned. He would, no doubt, have food in his former fortress. However, life imprisonment is a punishment that I could not endure, and if I could not endure it, I would not ask another to receive the same punishment. I suggest that he be stripped of technology and weapons, and put on a primitive plant with few resources, where he could start a new life.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
But that would be a cowardly way to kill him. We want him to have to fend for himself.

He claims he has like 5 of the most powerful weapons in the universe with him in there- I cant see him not being able to defend himself.

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CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?

  • 07.02.2004 1:07 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

eh. see he says there from ff7. now things here are a LOT different then ff7... im not sure if hes tellin us the truth.w/e once again its up to you.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
But that would be a cowardly way to kill him. We want him to have to fend for himself.

Excommunicado- you kill him however you please. he is your prisioner. Yours. We dont make the decisions, you do. If you think a duel is best, do the duel. If you like executing him then execute him! Its up to you my man, and you alone


I agree, as I stated in my earlier post, but I gave advice on what seemed the honourable way to rid ourselves of him.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


nah, I'd rather watch it where it's actually going to happen. hopefully he won't make himself invinvible or have Mark Bajillion armor.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:09:28 PM]

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But i believe in Ex. he can win!

  • 07.02.2004 1:08 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Excommunicado, do you think he just left this page? I'm not sure if hes even here anymore.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


nah, I'd rather watch it where it's actually going to happen.

Your right. Then frag do you wish to join us?

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He is unable to answer his reply. Is it right to take him as a prisoner while he is away?

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Excommunicado, do you think he just left this page? I'm not sure if hes even here anymore.


he better not run like a coward. He better fight Excommunicado, or at least surrender. Those would probably be the most honourable.

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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


good idea, man.

Oompaloompa, if you calm down, maybe I will let you in too.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Excommunicado, do you think he just left this page? I'm not sure if hes even here anymore.

I think so to. someone message him.

  • 07.02.2004 1:11 PM PDT