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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
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CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


nah, I'd rather watch it where it's actually going to happen.

Your right. Then frag do you wish to join us?


Hell yeah! I'll help you guys kill Oompaloompa or killingspree or whoever, just so this war can end and we can all chill at the Love Shack

*Frag Master charges up the Super Pulse Cannons for one more time*

  • 07.02.2004 1:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
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CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


good idea, man.

Oompaloompa, if you calm down, maybe I will let you in too.


lol, oompaloompa is the one who is actually going to fight Excomm.

  • 07.02.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Excommunicado, do you think he just left this page? I'm not sure if hes even here anymore.

Hmmmm. He could have. Dishonourable, but understandable. I think that perhaps he realized that he had made too many enemies, and not enough friends. Having the entire war agianst him would be discouraging. I think he'll be back, if not now, then in Laser War 3.

  • 07.02.2004 1:12 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Oh in laser war 3 im definantly gonna be a mage. wait will we be back alive?

  • 07.02.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
Posted by: fire_team_tango
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CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


nah, I'd rather watch it where it's actually going to happen.

Your right. Then frag do you wish to join us?


Hell yeah! I'll help you guys kill Oompaloompa or killingspree or whoever, just so this war can end and we can all chill at the Love Shack

*Frag Master charges up the Super Pulse Cannons for one more time*

Frag leave the cannon out off this one. OK?
hey i'm hungry wheres byrum

  • 07.02.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


good idea, man.

Oompaloompa, if you calm down, maybe I will let you in too.


lol, oompaloompa is the one who is actually going to fight Excomm.


oh, okay.

Hey, wanna come to Love Shack then if Oompaloompa is still gone? I doubt we will find killingspree anytime soon, so we might as well go to Love Shack and get drunk and laid by hot women and play Halo 2. Wort Wort Wort!

  • 07.02.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Oh in laser war 3 im definantly gonna be a mage. wait will we be back alive?

I believe so

  • 07.02.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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fine, I'll leave the Super Pulse Cannons out of this one.

If I get the kill though, I will not be able to stop the midget elvis impersonators from raping his dead corpse. the are like the flood, except hornier

  • 07.02.2004 1:16 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

rofl frag that ws funny as hell

  • 07.02.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
CDMR I'm going to the LOVE SHACK to watch the duel on the big screen, will you join me?


good idea, man.

Oompaloompa, if you calm down, maybe I will let you in too.


lol, oompaloompa is the one who is actually going to fight Excomm.


oh, okay.

Hey, wanna come to Love Shack then if Oompaloompa is still gone? I doubt we will find killingspree anytime soon, so we might as well go to Love Shack and get drunk and laid by hot women and play Halo 2. Wort Wort Wort!

agreed I'll go to the Shack for now but afterwasds i must train.

  • 07.02.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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SPCs?

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Posted by: Frag Master
fine, I'll leave the Super Pulse Cannons out of this one.

If I get the kill though, I will not be able to stop the midget elvis impersonators from raping his dead corpse. the are like the flood, except hornier

Frag u 1 funny mo fo!

  • 07.02.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
fine, I'll leave the Super Pulse Cannons out of this one.


It would be most dishonouable to use the Super Pulse Cannons. This battle, if oompaloompa chooses to accept it, must be between him and Excommunicado, no other combatants would participate in the fight.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:21:47 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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sup' chica u in this war
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SPCs?

  • 07.02.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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fine, I'll leave the Super Pulse Cannons out of this one.

If I get the kill though, I will not be able to stop the midget elvis impersonators from raping his dead corpse. the are like the flood, except hornier


It would be most dishonouable to use the Super Pulse Cannons. This battle, if oompaloompa chooses to accept it, must be between him and Excommunicado, no other combatants would participate in the fight.


actually, even if I don't fight, the midget elvis impersonators will still -blam!- his corpse. thus turning him into a midget elvis impersonator. He will then be under my control. That is how they reproduce. they hump dead bodies and turn them into more of them. Oh, they can also have children the regular way too, but the other way is just funner.

  • 07.02.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Hey Pink, I think we should be alive again in LW3. This one is starting to die, because there is no more enemy. I would head over to the LOVE SHACK to party for a while, but undead people have a way of freaking people out. Got to make my sisters some lunch. BTW, is Chloe in this war anymore? Someone threaten her corner. j/k. Gimli out.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:26:49 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
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actually, even if I don't fight, the midget elvis impersonators will still -blam!- his corpse. thus turning him into a midget elvis impersonator. He will then be under my control. That is how they reproduce. they hump dead bodies and turn them into more of them. Oh, they can also have children the regular way too, but the other way is just funner.


lmao, so after he is defeated by Excomm, he would be a trapped soul in a midget elvis impersonator?

  • 07.02.2004 1:25 PM PDT
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Hey guys, don't worry. The midget elvis impersonators aren't at Love Shack. They have their own planet in system that they live on. When I need them, I pick them up in a special dropship and take them to wherever they are needed.

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
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actually, even if I don't fight, the midget elvis impersonators will still -blam!- his corpse. thus turning him into a midget elvis impersonator. He will then be under my control. That is how they reproduce. they hump dead bodies and turn them into more of them. Oh, they can also have children the regular way too, but the other way is just funner.


lmao, so after he is defeated by Excomm, he would be a trapped soul in a midget elvis impersonator?


more less. but he won't have any control over what he does. he will become one of my sex crazed minions

  • 07.02.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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its been fun but i got chore that should have been done 3hr ago

  • 07.02.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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There already is a laser war 3... (another one)
so once there is closure to this (considering we are all pretty much allied against oompaloompa), I say we start a different kind of laser war- like LASER WAR- THE EBBING TIDE or something.

And noone is stopping you from participating fully in this laser war- remember how rediculuos it can get. Death is no obstacle.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:33:12 PM]

  • 07.02.2004 1:31 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

yo Ex. Can I be ur right hand man in laser war 3?
what do u mean by ebbing tide?

  • 07.02.2004 1:33 PM PDT
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To the legions of vice and malice that plague this, or any other dimension:

You are being watched,
And your days are numbered.

To Excommunicado and fire_team_tango:

Indeed, you have my services if only you join the greater good, the purging of iniquity, as all will bow before our crusade in honorable defeat. If you but choose to join not I, but the light I serve, then none shall stand before the might of righteousness that we shall bear to the end...

  • 07.02.2004 1:33 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

oh oh oh what he said! can i join??? ^^^

  • 07.02.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
oh oh oh what he said! can i join??? ^^^


My eyes burst open with the brilliance of the very sun in it's unshrouded glory, leaving you cowering at my feet.

We shall see.

  • 07.02.2004 1:37 PM PDT