- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Halo CMDR
Posted by: Frag Master
fine, I'll leave the Super Pulse Cannons out of this one.
If I get the kill though, I will not be able to stop the midget elvis impersonators from raping his dead corpse. the are like the flood, except hornier
It would be most dishonouable to use the Super Pulse Cannons. This battle, if oompaloompa chooses to accept it, must be between him and Excommunicado, no other combatants would participate in the fight.
actually, even if I don't fight, the midget elvis impersonators will still -blam!- his corpse. thus turning him into a midget elvis impersonator. He will then be under my control. That is how they reproduce. they hump dead bodies and turn them into more of them. Oh, they can also have children the regular way too, but the other way is just funner.