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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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But you can't get to the crack. I use Ca to get it because it is up your mom and their is extra just for me up my other crack.

  • 06.28.2004 5:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
but dont that kill em


Yeah, but it's better than zeke getting more oompaloompas.

  • 06.28.2004 5:22 PM PDT
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Dang. I g2g now. I mind control all the mods, who snip your posts. No oompaloompas for you!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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but u cant take my poodles

  • 06.28.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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But they didn't snip my posts.

  • 06.28.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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I infuse poodles with nukes (evil Laugh)

  • 06.28.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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Who's on my side? declare yourselves.

  • 06.28.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Nukes don't work. Only laser nukes and we can't make any more and there are no more.

  • 06.28.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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I am Byrum. I have been since the first laser war.

  • 06.28.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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No, I am byrum. Use a comma.
neway!,...thank you.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:32:46 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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join me Gimli & we will rule

  • 06.28.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn time, the earth shall ge ttttt dull, like unto my green ax

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:34:58 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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Funny joke. I am on your side. Rather in this war you are on my side. I have given you the most elite squad of Oompaloompas to command. If you see any midgets throw some uber crack on them to turn them into Oompaloompas. I have the best army. Oompaloompas only listen to me and I tell them telepathically when you turn them to listen to you but not to go against me.

  • 06.28.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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sure...
oompaloompas- I command you to make a giant pot of tea.

  • 06.28.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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good bbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee........akld

  • 06.28.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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Use the tea as a weapon.

  • 06.28.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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Lt Devon sends an army planetside.

  • 06.28.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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Just as his army arrives Zeke sends an elite Oompaloompa squad to destroy the spacestation. Zeke's army of Oompaloompas destroys Lt. Devon's.

  • 06.28.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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Ok jackie chan joins brrum

  • 06.28.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Byrum is one of my generals so you joined as infantry not a commander. I must feed you crack to become an Oompaloompa. Now you can be in my army.

  • 06.28.2004 5:45 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Gimli! My Jellyfish of Darkness have finished the construction of the secret Space Vessle, the ThunderForge! All shall be annaihalated before its utter destructive power!

  • 06.28.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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Zeke's elite Oompaloompa squad that took over Lt. Devon's spacestation suicide bomb your spacestation with their new one.

  • 06.28.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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Ok jackie chan goes to his castle and gets turrets along the walls

  • 06.28.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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Jackie Chan is now an Oompaloompa.

  • 06.28.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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I nevwer had a space station, and even if I had one, you wouldn't be able to take it.
Prepare to die.

Lt Devon introduces zeke's forces to the magic of orbital bombardment.


[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:51:21 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 5:50 PM PDT