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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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jackie cahn is imune to crack damn dont you know anything

  • 06.28.2004 5:51 PM PDT
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I am secretly Willy Wonka, and I actually have supreme control of the Oompaloompas! hahahahaha bow down to me, mortals! now kill zekeisthemc, my pets!

  • 06.28.2004 5:51 PM PDT
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jackie Chan makes a shield around his castle so no one can take it

  • 06.28.2004 5:52 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Dude fire team tango, your with Gimli? Me too. We have the conjoined fortresses of Yicknoo anf Fred, creating the greatest stronghold in the universe, Yicknoo-Fred. you need one so we can make a 3 fortress thingy! All powerfill! Yea..

  • 06.28.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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No, the Oompaloompas hate Willy Wonka. They want me as their boss.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 5:55:34 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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hey can i join your fortress with my castle?

  • 06.28.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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Ca I thought you worked for me??!!

  • 06.28.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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i dont know you gave jackie chan crack

  • 06.28.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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Now that Lt Devon has weakened zeke's forces, he sends a task force of regular infantry, heavy armor and Mjolnir Mk IV cyborgs to finish him off.

  • 06.28.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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Too bad all of my Oompaloompas have Mark bajillion armor.

  • 06.28.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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jackie chan takes a pill so now he can get it...ummm never mind

  • 06.28.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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Lt Devon's forces force zekes army into a retreat.

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can i join your big fort or not?

  • 06.28.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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NO!!!!!!! Lt. Devon, my Oompaloompas stopped your forces in space and on the ground. Neither of us retreat. We are too evenly matched. Do you want to join me. On the condition that there is no backstabbing, and I turn your troops into Oompaloompas with Mark bajillion armor. Also I want a one of those keen space fortress that takes up half of the galaxy.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 6:05:03 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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Oompaloompas destroy all jellyfish in the world.

  • 06.28.2004 6:24 PM PDT
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READ THIS BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING ELSE

emperor oompaloompa, rises from his thrown and looks outside, glazing at the battle of the second age, planets are on fire, leaders will come to power, (post your name in a post and i will decide who will ne captians , and they can pick who to be there fallowers, this is to organize laser war #2 and make it more interesting) see you on the battle feild, muahahahaha

[Edited on 6/28/2004 6:25:59 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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I'm Zeke. I'm the ultimate commander of Oompaloompas on this. You are one of my field officers. Shoot all midgets with crack because Oompaloompas are midgets on crack. They will obey me and I will tell some to obey you.

  • 06.28.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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shut up, i control all oompaloompas cuz im a 1000 foot oompaloompa with 100 inch teeth, just post your name if you want to be a leader of a force, or die form my horible minions of power

  • 06.28.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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well, In the time that it took you to write that, I jumped into my car from the movie back to the future (I got the real working one) and replaced your brain with a bowl of chocolate pudding, so now you are incapable of living

  • 06.28.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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chinchillas come and enslave all but the oompalumpas, there only friends

  • 06.28.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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I was just kidding. You are my boss. I outfitted the Oompaloompas with Mark bajillion armor while you slept master.

  • 06.28.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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oompaloompa, I, Willy Wonka would make an excellent 2nd in command, and would kill all who oppose us with my bare hands. the oompaloompas look up to me for leadership and pleasurable massages... er I mean excellent tactics on the battlefield

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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
chinchillas come and enslave all but the oompalumpas, there only friends

Starts singing Why Can't We Be Friends.
Do you want to join up with Oompaloompa??

  • 06.28.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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the oompaloompa clan is known as the dimenters, bow down to me if you wish to join, or suffer years of pain and suffering, MUAHAHAHAHHA

  • 06.28.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frag Master
oompaloompa, I, Willy Wonka would make an excellent 2nd in command, and would kill all who oppose us with my bare hands. the oompaloompas look up to me for leadership and pleasurable massages... er I mean excellent tactics on the battlefield

Lier!! You abuse Oompaloompas so they hate you!! I am Oompaloompas second in command.

  • 06.28.2004 6:35 PM PDT