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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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yeah whose team am i on

  • 06.28.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Master, just shoot midgets with crack to turn them into Oompaloompas. I am your second in command, right?? I did an excellent job of commanding the Oompas while you were gone. I equipped them with Mark Bajillion armor. I have made an army on two bajillion Oompas for you and 500 Special Ops units of 20 Oompas each.

  • 06.28.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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the oompaloompas look like this

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  • 06.28.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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hey dont post pictures of yourself its a laser war

  • 06.28.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Master, just shoot midgets with crack to turn them into Oompaloompas. I am your second in command, right?? I did an excellent job of commanding the Oompas while you were gone. I equipped them with Mark Bajillion armor. I have made an army on two bajillion Oompas for you and 500 Special Ops units of 20 Oompas each.


master oompaloompa thanks zeke for his work, and puts him in second in comand while im here, and in charge of the army when im not here.

  • 06.28.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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Thank you, all mighty one. I must leave in twenty minutes at ten o'clock eastern time.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 6:41:56 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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i do not sleep, i go over to friends house and play woofle ball all day, muahahahahha

  • 06.28.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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Oh.

  • 06.28.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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but in lazer war, i shoot atomic woofle balls at the enemy, muahahahahaha

  • 06.28.2004 6:43 PM PDT
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I spray uber crack, crack that breaks into their skin and makes them midgets, at them to turn them into Oompaloompas. Oompaloompas are midgets on crack.

  • 06.28.2004 6:47 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

ca, would you like to join Gimli and my fort? its uge. we have lall earth under our power, Space Command Center and the Pride f pur fleet, the ThunderForge is capable of taking on any 5 shis in the universe.youll serve Gimli like me. were all equals tho. Im his minion.

Oh and we also command the Kevlar wearing Jellyfish of Darkness and the giant eckleberry-perfume spraying robot! all shall fear us! My jellyfish of darkness also have mechs. Oh and Gimli cloned himself one million times. My jellyfish naturally reproduce so I have like 2 million. Our huge fortress is impenetrable. Also, my jellyfish can only be harmed by instruments of myself, and anything short of mind controlling me (what gimli did) and forcing me to subdue my army will fail.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 6:57:58 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 6:54 PM PDT
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yes i do join you now conecy my castle to yours boom

YES

  • 06.28.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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Good night Master Oompa.

  • 06.28.2004 6:56 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

Posted by: Pink Menace
ca, would you like to join Gimli and my fort? its uge. we have lall earth under our power, Space Command Center and the Pride f pur fleet, the ThunderForge is capable of taking on any 5 shis in the universe.youll serve Gimli like me. were all equals tho. Im his minion.

Oh and we also command the Kevlar wearing Jellyfish of Darkness and the giant eckleberry-perfume spraying robot! all shall fear us! My jellyfish of darkness also have mechs. Oh and Gimli cloned himself one million times. My jellyfish naturally reproduce so I have like 2 million. Our huge fortress is impenetrable. Also, my jellyfish can only be harmed by instruments of myself, and anything short of mind controlling me (what gimli did) and forcing me to subdue my army will fail.


dude you cant beat byrum and his army. its in your best interest to join his side.

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  • 06.28.2004 6:58 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Cool ca... what force do you command? e have a small force on oompaloompas but not enough to challenge the others.

Ohohohohoh I forgot! I have the Death Star 3! I made it in my first Post here. Page one! Yea...

Hahaha you humor me Nedus. Do you really think I would forge an alliance with that pitiful excuse for an empire? Death Star three! Fire bobo!!! (bobo is the big gun!)

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  • 06.28.2004 6:58 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ca dude... you gotta give your fort an name man.

Togewther the forces of the three have taken over the entire Sol system! with bases set up on every hbitibal planet, Pink Menace has claimed Mars as his own, and made it indestructable! With a force feild generator capeable of reelling the force of a large moon, none can break through this stronghold of ultimate firepower. This station boasts well over 50 Orbital Magnetic Accellerator Cannons (Super Mac's) and a Fleet with the legendary ship the ThunderForge as it's Heavily Armed SuperCarrier Varient with 30 Longswords at its disposal for the ThunderForge alone. It has Capital Ships, Gunboats, Carriers and Fighters. Soon all the Milky Way will be under the control of the union of Yicknoo-Fred-Ca's armada of doom!

[Edited on 6/28/2004 7:22:31 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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Lt Devon continues to fortify the Tau-Ceti system, and begins to conquer the closely packed stars of the galactic core.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 8:08:36 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 8:05 PM PDT
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ok my castle home fort is called section 13

hehehe

  • 06.28.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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Im set up big pulse cannons on the ground to wipe out enemy armys

  • 06.28.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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Ajentkay finds herself in the Second Laser War, sitting on her rock, wondering what happened?

  • 06.28.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Ajentkay finds herself in the Second Laser War, sitting on her rock, wondering what happened?


Well, the almighty Mods decided to end our mortal bickering. But they have angered me by defeating me. We still don't know their reasoning for striking us down. We must pick ourselves up so we can bicker once more.

I warn you all- I'm going hardcore. When the sky turns black forever- you'll know its me. When you have to get off your fat ass and excercise- you'll know it was me. When your job is lying in a tube and letting my machines use your brain power to solve the mysteries of the universe, you'll know its me.
Most importantly, when you see my name on everything, then you'll, uh, you'll know it was me.

  • 06.28.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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dood, your kind of twisted. can i be on your side?

  • 06.28.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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At last! I have returned. Menace, it is good that you have gotten us another ally! Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13 is invincible!!!

[Edited on 6/29/2004 10:07:48 AM]

  • 06.28.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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g2g 2 sleep now. Menace, you've got offensive command until my return. ca, you're on defence. FIGHT HARD PEOPLE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 10:25 PM PDT
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The Girdle is a fat drunk who sits on tha battle feeld and watches the pretty lights go bak and forth.

  • 06.28.2004 10:28 PM PDT