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Subject: LASER WAR #2!!!!!
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join byrums side it is the evil side laughs(seargent johnson style)

  • 06.28.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: PsychoElite
join byrums side it is the evil side laughs(seargent johnson style)


Well, if you say you are evil- then you are the moderately evil side. You simply cannot best me in evil. But now I must sleep, for I have to wake up in 3 hours.

If you don't believe how evil I am, I will prove it later. I am one sadistic evil dark 'fella. And twisted. But mostly sleepy.

  • 06.28.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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Lil G goes Super Saiyan 4 and says KA-ME-HA-MA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the earth shakes uncontrolaby

  • 06.28.2004 11:10 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 wakes up, and steps out of his coffin, ready for another day of evil, sinister and totally weird plans of mass destruction and total humilation of everything and everyone! But, since he knows that he is alone in this most holy of timezones, and that he will be alone for hours yet to come, he holds his plans until time is right and as many people as possible will feel his almighty super wrath, and marvel at the complexity in his super villain plans!
Moahahahaha! Muahahahaha! Mahahaahaha!

[Edited on 6/29/2004 4:36:45 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 4:30 AM PDT
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Excommunicado, join the Oompaloompas. Byrum, join the Oompaloomas.

  • 06.29.2004 4:51 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Bow down before the almighty forces of Yicknoo-Fred-section13! Jellyfish of Darkness! Attack! Show no mercy! Slay all who oppose the great tri of death and destrustion! Go!

Oh and by the way, my great and awesome forces have invaded the system Polaris and set our mining operation and Reactors there supply the STA 350mm Turreted Railguns. Those babys can punch clear through 5 meters of Titanium A plating.

  • 06.29.2004 6:35 AM PDT
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atomisk watches the scene from a distance and awaits the first major battle and will attack the enemy well they are weaked from the battle

[Edited on 6/29/2004 8:34:28 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 8:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Excommunicado, join the Oompaloompas.

I'll have to pass. This is mine ambition and I will relish it to its utmost potential. I will not dilute my glory by affiliating myself with another design. But we can discuss it if my secretary can set up an appointment.

  • 06.29.2004 8:16 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Excommunicado: Would you be willing to sign a Non Agression Pact with the forces of Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13 ???

Mabye we can discuss a Trade Embargo with the other forces? Not permenant allys, but not enemys... for the moment. It will be beneficial to both of our great, powerful and uberly-destructive nations.

  • 06.29.2004 9:53 AM PDT
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Don't worry, the appointment is booked Mr. Flag dude.

  • 06.29.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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Atomisks army grows in the shadows and you foolish mortals disscuse your actions like they matter

  • 06.29.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Atomisk
Atomisks army grows in the shadows and you foolish mortals disscuse your actions like they matter


Yeah? Well my Slipspace base from the first Laser War is still intact!! Complete with disease! Gimli remote controls it derectly into your fleet, and then pulls it out of Slipspace. Nuclear explosion, baby. And now all of your human survivors are infected with BoB disease!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 10:11 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yeaaa go Gimli! Cool I Send my fleet to engage Lt. Devon!

  • 06.29.2004 10:14 AM PDT
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YOU FOOL MY ARMY IS IMORTAL DO YOU BELIVE THAT SUCH SIMPLE MEASURES WITH EXTERMITE THEM MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • 06.29.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Atomisk
YOU FOOL MY ARMY IS IMORTAL DO YOU BELIVE THAT SUCH SIMPLE MEASURES WITH EXTERMITE THEM MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Ummm... yeah!! You're screwed, cause you have to have something to back up your statements. I invent...THE ETHEREAL IMMORTAL TROOP SCREWER!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 10:25 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

1. Atomisk... You underestimate my army of Kevlar-wearing-Jelyfish of Darkness! They can only be harmed by me! Infadel! You beleive you are the greatest... but you're only a small rash on my epic undercarrage

2. WITH EXTERMITE ... Ummmmm did you mean Will exterminate?? Yea gotta work on that spelling.

3. Gimli we need to conspire against this new threat. We must attack! Use your mind control device!

[Edited on 6/29/2004 10:28:33 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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Excellent logic, Menace!! THE ETHEREAL IMMORTAL TROOP SCREWER is charged and armed... preparing to fire...3...2...1...mark!!! There. His troops are screwed. Jellyfish!! wipeout the survivors!! Menace!! Mop up that flagship with bobo!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 10:29 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Bobo charged and ready, my supreme overlord! Die vile flagshp! Bobo! Unleash your fury!!!

  • 06.29.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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Menace, Gimli, and ca (wherever he is) drum their fingers together like Mr. Burns again..."Excellent."

  • 06.29.2004 10:36 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Rofl... again

  • 06.29.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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Time for me to go again... maybe back this evening. Menace... you have tactical command of all forces until my return... FIGHT HARD, BOYZ!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 10:39 AM PDT
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=(

  • 06.29.2004 10:40 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Atomisk, would you like to join our team of ultimate warriors who shall conquor all?

  • 06.29.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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One last thing... if Atomisk wants to join up with us, he can... don't like leaving people out, eh? Atomisk... if you want to join Me, Pink Menace, and ca(numbers), pick a force, start cloning it, and name your base, and attach it to ours. The chain of command goes me, Menace, ca, you, but we're all equal. We can all give orders in battle. If you attatch your base, add on the name of your base. The name of the collective base right now is
Yicknoo-Fred-Section 13. This goes for anyone else who wants to join us.

Edit: FOR BEING SO EXCELLENTLY EXCELLENT, ALL OF MY WARRIORS ARE ISSUED WITH TRIPLE DESSERT/CANDY RATIONS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Gimli out.

[Edited on 6/29/2004 10:45:26 AM]

  • 06.29.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Well, if I learn well from history- I will sign all the non-aggression pacts as possible.That way I can pick off the lone warriors.

Who will sign up for this pact, which I dub the "Better Safe than Sorry Pact of the Second Laser War which takes place in the same year as the first Laser War- 2004"?

  • 06.29.2004 10:48 AM PDT