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Zeke walks slowly into Excommunicodo's black citadel and fires a nuke at Earth 2.
Why was are first story closed??
It's a stupid world...
Zeke then nukes Spartan 096.
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Pink Menace forms a militia of evil jellyfish to defend his construction of the Death Star 3!
Well, that's not very nice...Spartan-096 wasen't anywhere near the nuke.
Zeke then shoots a laser nuke out of a monkey's butt into the deathstar 3.
Muahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha!!
A batillion of evil jellyfish intercept the nuke and take a hit for me. *sniff* May they rest in peace
The Death Star is complete! All jellyfish, defend the fusion core center at all costs! Pink Menace initiates the Giant Gun on the Death Star 3 (I named the gun Bobo) and fires it at earth inceneration it!
Your_Pants decides to dance majesticly.
Pink Menace sends Your_Pants an e-mail asking if he wants to join Pinks New World Order