- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: shticks
A few rules about canada and canadians:
1: Québec is never eligible for ANYTHING unless it is from Québec.
My new apartment has one of those old Fleur dis Lis toilets, which affords me the great joy of pissing on Quebec first thing every morning. Stupid Quebec, if you are going to force the rest of us to learn French, at least make it proper French, not your bastardized patios thus forcing me to learn French twice.
2. all the jokes about it being frozen and cold up here and us eating poutine are all :
a. true, and
b. just as great fun for us to embelish and take part in because we love attention.
Poutine sucks, and looks like it came out of an, ahss.
The four proper Canadian foodgroups are Red Meat, Red Meat, Bacon, and Beer. A perfectly balanced Canadian meal would be a steak marinated in beer and wrapped in bacon, with a deer on the side.
Cooked over wood, or lump charcoal. Gas is for sissies and makes it taste like, well, poutine.
3. the hockey lockout has infact effected our culture tremendously. one trip up here and you will see utter chaos. our economy is colapsing and we are all starving (of no hockey).
Yup. Canadians tend to be passive aggressives with long memories. The NHL will be paying for this for a while, greedy frucks.
Note: I hardly seem to be passive aggressive, but I'm the exception that proves the rule. That and I grew up a white Canadian next door to Detroit. You lose your passivity in about 1/10th of a second. Plus, you play football as well as hockey.
Mmmm. Football. Three years as a middle linebacker. The AR melee from Halo 1 sounds exactly like a quarterbacks shoulder pads snapping off. Love that crunch.
A Grunt