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Subject: Whats the best fart youve ever had?
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mine was a machine gun blaster it was cool. it was liek
PHT PHT PHT PHT PHT PHT PHT PHT PHT

  • 06.28.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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  • 06.28.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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ive had those- not hilarious.

  • 06.28.2004 10:11 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

not funny. stupid spam

  • 06.28.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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The best farts are the ones that nobody hears, and are blamed then on somebody who isn't yourself.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 10:15:12 PM]

  • 06.28.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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spam gives you nasty ones.

  • 06.28.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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the ones when its really silent and your in a elevator

you have a long one and it keeps on coming

THERE ARE NO DOOR KNOBS ON AN ELEVATOR

  • 06.28.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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for like a month it sucked cuz all my farts were silent (so they wernt funny) and they smelled really bad. worse than poopoo. dont worry cuz now my farts are good again. there fun when there loud.

  • 06.28.2004 10:22 PM PDT
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those are good. There was one kid who almost died by a fart once. He tried a blue angel, and did a breather fart, and his guts exploded. Sure you were dying to know that one.

  • 06.28.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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and there was this guy that was like a hermit- and he ate almost all cabbage. with all his windows closed, he eventually died by his own methane. the next day...

MAN KILLS SELF WITH FARTS

sick but funny

  • 06.28.2004 10:25 PM PDT
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o guys did u ever wake urself up by farting?

  • 06.28.2004 10:29 PM PDT
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Me and my friend call the silent ones SBDs cause they're Silent But Deadly, well anyway I had one like shuffling cards

  • 06.28.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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ever farted while listening to music and it enhanced the beat? that just happened it was amazing it made the whole song more complete.

  • 06.28.2004 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
THERE ARE NO DOOR KNOBS ON AN ELEVATOR


Nor windows.

  • 06.28.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Posted by: ca34786
THERE ARE NO DOOR KNOBS ON AN ELEVATOR


Nor windows.


Or even worse than a fart- a fat person with mind altering B.O.. And then you're all cramped together.

  • 06.28.2004 10:46 PM PDT