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Subject: You'll never guess what just happened!!!

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Shut up, you stupid mythic member.
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This is Copypasta, I saw the same thing a month ago.

  • 10.12.2008 8:25 AM PDT

RIP Halo 2: November 9, 2004-May 10, 2010
I was the 2nd to last person to get kicked off Halo 2, see the thread Here

Oh... wow.
Best story ever.

  • 10.12.2008 8:28 AM PDT
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This post is so full of win, that i actually took time out of my day to post this post. DAMN.

  • 10.12.2008 8:32 AM PDT
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HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 10.12.2008 8:34 AM PDT

remove all annual achievements and I walked all that and sime diganme can give please

Posted by: UnbarredPython
This is sad. Not because he thought he found a girl playing Halo, but because she was most likely the closest he will ever come to a girlfriend, let alone marriage.

Something a little too close to home, huh?

  • 10.12.2008 8:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo 3 Sucks
So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened.

It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful.

I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more.

I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more.

Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage.

She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls."

What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words.

"No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9."

The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.


lol i lol'd

  • 10.12.2008 8:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Wizzen james
Good story, but the name of your account makes me hate you.


If something stole the greatest love you've ever had, you would think it sucked too.

  • 10.12.2008 10:50 AM PDT
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You win

  • 10.15.2008 12:24 PM PDT

Tallahassee?
I spent two weeks in Tallahassee one night.

Very funny lmao rofl.

  • 10.15.2008 12:24 PM PDT

I see you seeing this!

This was funny and creepy at the same time...I love it.

  • 10.15.2008 12:29 PM PDT

Yo dawg check me out on Deviantart, don't bother sending me an e-mail I never check it. Comment on my art, have me make you something, look at my ugly face!

lol

  • 10.15.2008 12:31 PM PDT
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lol nice dude

  • 10.15.2008 12:32 PM PDT

Get up so i can kill you again!

I know, man, I know.
Same thing happens to me all the time..

  • 10.15.2008 12:33 PM PDT
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Well ofc they were 9 cause enyone thats 13 and under sounds like a girl on helium

  • 10.15.2008 12:33 PM PDT

yea, my friend was takin the piss out of this ameriacn (male) kid who sounded like 5, then then SHE said "im 21, and a girl"

the same thing in reverse rawfulz

  • 10.15.2008 12:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo 3 Sucks
So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened.

It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful.

I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more.

I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more.

Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage.

She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls."

What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words.

"No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9."

The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.


Epic Win

  • 10.15.2008 12:35 PM PDT

Nice one LOL Made me laugh -blam!- hard

  • 10.15.2008 12:35 PM PDT

Hahahahahahhhahahahah that was hilarious

  • 10.15.2008 12:41 PM PDT