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Subject: You'll never guess what just happened!!!
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woooow
best story i ever heard in halo 3

  • 08.19.2008 5:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Gruntsworthy
Posted by: Viper Skills
[quote]Posted by: UnbarredPython
This is sad. Not because he thought he found a girl playing Halo, but because she was most likely the closest he will ever come to a girlfriend, let alone marriage.


Why so serious?


Let's put a smile on that face![/quote

Wanna see a magic trick?

  • 08.19.2008 7:28 PM PDT
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Now you have to live with knowing that you liked another male for a little while. Wow.

[Edited on 08.19.2008 7:31 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2008 7:30 PM PDT
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*dies*

  • 08.19.2008 7:31 PM PDT

G-R-A-Y-M-8-8

Pronounced, Gray Em Eighty Eight

Ha ha ha oo hee hahaha heh eheh, and I thought MY jokes were bad.


/thread.

  • 08.19.2008 7:32 PM PDT

PMC Senior Member

Senior Earth Pony

it made me lulz

  • 08.19.2008 7:33 PM PDT
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That was freakin awesome.

  • 08.19.2008 7:34 PM PDT

Sup brah.

Posted by: Halo 3 Sucks
So I was playing Rocket Race on a bright Sunday afternoon. It was a beautiful day and my friends wanted to play basketball. I know right, what noobs. You'll never be MLG if thats what you do with your spare time. So I went into Rocket Race and closed the blinds. I was busy shooting rockets at my teammate (lolololololololololol) when the most magical thing happened.

It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake over. I heard it and I melted. The most beautiful thing anyone could ever imagine. It was the unmistakable voice of a human female. I'll never forget those words she said "Hey you -blam!- -blam!-. Stop shooting me and get on the Mongoose." Mankind at its most beautiful.

I was awestruck. A girl playing Halo. I couldn't wrap my feeble mind around this concept. A girl? A person lacking the male reproductive organ? Maybe even playing naked with her voluptious breasts out in the open? The thoughts drove me wild. I couldn't contain myself any more.

I quickly apologized for my actions and sent her a friend request. We continued to play and I found out her name was Sammy. What a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. We played Rocket Race and Custom games. It was amazing. I found out that she too turned down the oppritunity to play basketball and that just excited me even more.

Then the time came. My mother broke my heart by telling me I had to go to the proctologist for my monthly exam. I knew I would have to leave the love of my life. It was now or never. I let her hear what I felt in my heart. At the end I asked for her hand in marriage.

She was silent for a moment and then it came. Like a icy dagger through me heart "wtf? No way" I could barely hold back the tears. I asked for a reason. She replied with "I like girls."

What? Are you serious? There was no way this enchanting young woman could be a -blam!-? I asked in the nicest way I could think of "So you're a carpet muncher?" Her laugh cut through me and destroyed my ability to love. When she finally stopped laughing she broke my heart one more time with her final words.

"No you moron. I'm a boy. I'm only 9."

The lesson here is, don't trust anyone on the internet. I have loved and lost. It pains me every day since. Please people, don't let this happen to you.


Well, with a story like that, what would the point of guessing been?

  • 08.19.2008 7:34 PM PDT

Posted by: Gflo
I think our generation was the last smart one. It's all downhill from here.

Lol.

  • 08.19.2008 7:35 PM PDT

Alt+F4=secret weapon in Halo PC!

Humiliation taken to the next level... God.

  • 08.19.2008 7:36 PM PDT
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It fluttered through my headset like the aroma of fresh baked cookies from my easy bake oven!
Holy crap that was the funniest thing I ever read. Well Done!

  • 08.19.2008 7:36 PM PDT
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omg that was funny i was just sitting there enjoying the breeze rofl

  • 08.19.2008 7:37 PM PDT

Gentlemen, cover your asses.

I had to hold back the tear, from laughing so much at this.

That was one of the funniest things iv read on these forums....consider it saved!

  • 08.19.2008 7:39 PM PDT

I r gai whos gun teech u a l3ss0n

I saw you're topic I guessed. You'll never guessed what happened next.

I guessed it correctly W4W.

  • 08.19.2008 7:40 PM PDT

Been playing Halo for around 5-6 years now.

Funniest story I've ever read on here. But one question, were you really trying to marry someone on Live?

  • 08.19.2008 7:43 PM PDT

SPIKEY KITTEN! I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY ENERGY SWORD OF DOOOM! Have a nice day.

LOL omfgwtfBBQ i rofl'd myself into a coma

[Edited on 08.19.2008 7:48 PM PDT]

  • 08.19.2008 7:45 PM PDT

The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

I Accualy loled that was awesome!

  • 08.19.2008 7:46 PM PDT

LOL
inthe end you found out she was a gril LOL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • 08.19.2008 7:46 PM PDT

SPIKEY KITTEN! I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY ENERGY SWORD OF DOOOM! Have a nice day.

PS i have 2 friends that are girls that play halo.

  • 08.19.2008 7:47 PM PDT
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at first i thought this was gona be lame but as i read on it was actually pretty funny

  • 08.19.2008 7:47 PM PDT

Don't base whether or not you buy a game on its graphics. Gameplay and how fun it is are what matter most. Not the textures of the grass that you will never need to look at!

Epic win.

  • 08.19.2008 7:48 PM PDT

Basketball is the sport of champions. Don't dis it plz.
I also Lolled at this.

  • 08.19.2008 7:49 PM PDT

Bring Back Headlong!
Best Halo 2 Map Ever!

LOL
I wasn't too sure of this post until the last part, "im a boy", that had me in stiches.

  • 08.19.2008 7:49 PM PDT

You played on a sunny day! "FIN"

  • 08.19.2008 7:51 PM PDT