- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I have heard silly conversations and flames of why grunts speak English. And I have the answer, and all of you are wrong. And I bet even bungie will bow down and acknowledge my answer. Its because all alien comic reliefs know English. None of that "Master Chief has a universal translator." That sounds dumb, like how batman happened to have shark repellent in his utility belts. And also an inflatable bruce wayne dummy that looked human. That is the best answer so far.