- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
First saw the Flood?
Yay, balloons!
Killed a Hunter?
OMG I R TEH BEST HLAO PLR IN THE WERLD
Saw a Golden (Zealot) Sword Elite?
Please don't eat me...?
First saw Cortana?
O.o
Noticed that Johnson dies a lot (7) times?
Just stay dead!
Saw the Control Room?
Lol, dis iz werhe i kil al teh zombyz rite?
Met Guilty Spark?
GODDAMN YOU, WILL YOU SHUT UP, LITTLE ROBOT?