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What would that be?

  • 07.01.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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Probably why you shouldn't hug a cactus.
I can think of several reasons right now, there all prickly for one.

  • 07.01.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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what does prickly have anything to do with it i would never hug one simply cause they are green.

  • 07.01.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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But I <3 green *tear*

  • 07.01.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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i was just kidding i thought anybody would catch that joke. every one knows a cactus is neon oarange

  • 07.01.2004 6:47 PM PDT
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Yumm...neo oranges *eats and becomes radioactive*

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Posted by: Atsumi
Lol! That's very flattering Jenni. XD

Disturbing at the same time.


haha. you know i would never REALLY want to bang you :)

but the guys who keep insulting girl halo players should stop worrying about why or how girls play halo and start realizing that it's something they have in common with girls like us. which makes us very cool and very bangable.

-blam!-, i'd bang myself if i were a guy. :)

  • 07.01.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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OO! I would bang a lot of Halo girls too. To the guy who started this chat: Now u must feel like a moron, u wasted all ur time(not like u have anything better to do but..) just to get shut up by girls and non sexist guys.:-)

  • 07.01.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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actually it wasn't the guys who started this topic who was the sexist, but other guys that posted.

  • 07.01.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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oo, sorry guy who started topic, but sexist morons, feel stupid.......now.

  • 07.01.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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wow, almost all chicks ive met have at LEAST played halo and enjoy it, only a few acctually have an xbox though....

  • 07.02.2004 12:24 AM PDT
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Most girls I know think Halo takes up too much of their bf's time. Yet some play along with them and enjoy games.

  • 07.02.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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The problem where I live is that all the girls hate halo and if they liked it more (not that they have to change, just need knew peoples) then there would be some pretty awsome Lan parties and stuff.

So anyone know an area full of girls that play halo and houses I can move into???

  • 07.02.2004 5:20 AM PDT
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I make one little reference to the colour pink and we spend a page discussing it and the fact that jenni wants to bang atsumi (can totally see why tho!) people we have weird thought processes. everyone give themselves a pat on the back!

  • 07.02.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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Pink.. ::Shudder.:: Sorry but I don't own a single pink thing. And I only own one skirt.. Which is really a Skort ( Skirt with shorts under it ). I'm not a very girly girl. No make up or anything. Er.. but anyways, what were we talking about..? Oh right..

Yeah, more girls into Halo! I feel a little singled out in LAN parties since I'm the only girl. The only girl who kicks ass. Hehe, it gets them so mad, mostly when I kill them terrible and they leer over to me, and I just smile or blow a kiss.

  • 07.02.2004 6:40 AM PDT
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Blowing kisses?

Did that once. The dude got so confused so I just shot him again when he wasn't paying attention smack after respawn.

We have our advantages :)

  • 07.02.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: zoggyzoggerson
So you're telling me that sitting at home and typing about the stupid insignificant details of halo that the people who wrote it didn't even care about and speculating about where they got their ideas and stuff from when you could be hanging out with yoru friends and socialising or doing somethign productive isn't nerdy?? It's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard of for anybody even guys.

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid? If you're average looking, I'm Brad Pitt. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living for doing nothing but farting into the ozone layer. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Stop bull-blam!- about your height. A -blam!- circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, über-incompetent -blam!-wit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.

I wish I was a girl.

[Edited on 7/2/2004 11:15:51 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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Whoa... that was a whole parapraph of insults.

Hehe... It said freakish. >.>

  • 07.02.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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I think I will post more.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

  • 07.02.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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How old are you again? Hahahahhahahah! how much time did you wast comming up with those meaningless insults?

Why don't you post a picture so that we can all see what you look like. :)

  • 07.02.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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Lol Jellyfish sucking? I had no idea sucking on a jelly fish was wrong... thanks for that information.

  • 07.02.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Me not eating cake.

Me eating cake.

NINJA:
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  • 07.02.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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I was wondering where my Ninja suit went >_>

  • 07.02.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jenni
one might say the same about guys who come here...
*Sing's "I'm A NERD"*

  • 07.02.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Nice pics...*snicker*

You are one of those people who think their life is a video game aren't you? Why the hell would somebody want to dress like that... it boogles my mind. I have a kid in my school that looks like that and he seriously thinks that he is a witch. I mean the "wanna be ninja freak look" with the -blam!- gloves with the fingers cut off and the all black I mean WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

  • 07.02.2004 12:33 PM PDT