- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: zoggyzoggerson
So you're telling me that sitting at home and typing about the stupid insignificant details of halo that the people who wrote it didn't even care about and speculating about where they got their ideas and stuff from when you could be hanging out with yoru friends and socialising or doing somethign productive isn't nerdy?? It's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard of for anybody even guys.
You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. I bet you put pubic hairs between your teeth just to make it look like you get laid? If you're average looking, I'm Brad Pitt. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living for doing nothing but farting into the ozone layer. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Stop bull-blam!- about your height. A -blam!- circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, über-incompetent -blam!-wit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.
I wish I was a girl.
[Edited on 7/2/2004 11:15:51 AM]