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Subject: Chicks in Halo
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Im a girl, and i absolutly love Halo, i co-op with my Husband( We were handfasted(married) earlier this year) and yes i go to LAN parties for my self and sometimes organize them.
Anyway i love halo.

  • 07.05.2004 9:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: lildemonpunk131
:Lied about being -blam!- so Jenni would let him within 5 feet of her so he could touch her boobies:


*smack*

like i'd let some guy who dresses up like a ninja touch my boobies... i'm no cheap ninja slut... now maybe a real ninja, but only if he knew how to use his sword ;-)

  • 07.05.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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I might have to start studying martial arts...

  • 07.06.2004 8:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Jenni
Posted by: lildemonpunk131
:Lied about being -blam!- so Jenni would let him within 5 feet of her so he could touch her boobies:


*smack*

like i'd let some guy who dresses up like a ninja touch my boobies... i'm no cheap ninja slut... now maybe a real ninja, but only if he knew how to use his sword ;-)

It was a joke....... GOD.
Have you ever thought that there is a guy SOMEWHERE in the world that doesnt think about girls all the time? Have you ever thought I just flame people every chance I get? I mean I am a person who flames then blocks my online friends for fun.


[Edited on 7/6/2004 9:57:05 AM]

  • 07.06.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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You know...I coulda sworn this topic died.

  • 07.06.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: lildemonpunk131
Posted by: Jenni
Posted by: lildemonpunk131
:Lied about being -blam!- so Jenni would let him within 5 feet of her so he could touch her boobies:


*smack*

like i'd let some guy who dresses up like a ninja touch my boobies... i'm no cheap ninja slut... now maybe a real ninja, but only if he knew how to use his sword ;-)

It was a joke....... GOD.
Have you ever thought that there is a guy SOMEWHERE in the world that doesnt think about girls all the time? Have you ever thought I just flame people every chance I get? I mean I am a person who flames then blocks my online friends for fun.


So basically you're an -blam!-.

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  • 07.06.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the -blam!-les of our hearts, maybe below the -blam!-les, maybe in the sub--blam!-le area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an A$$HOLE what an A$$HOLE )
I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an A$$HOLE , such an A$$HOLE )

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an A$$HOLE what an A$$HOLE )
I'm an A$$HOLE (He's the world's biggest A$$HOLE )

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an A$$HOLE , what an -A$$HOLE )
I'm an A$$HOLE (He's a real frickin A$$HOLE !-)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an -blam!-, what an -A$$HOLE !-)
I'm an A$$HOLE (He's the world's biggest A$$HOLE !-)

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear -blam!- weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an -blam!-)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

I'm an A$$HOLE (He's an A$$HOLE , what an A$$HOLE !)
I'm an A$$HOLE (He's the world's biggest A$$HOLE !-)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

[Spoken]
I'm an A$$HOLE and proud of it!



[Edited on 7/6/2004 11:10:47 AM]

  • 07.06.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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Why is it whenever someone sings a Dennis Leary song I have to pop in my Boondock Saints DVD?

Dammit all.

  • 07.06.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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People like you are the reason the human race doesn't deserve to go on living.

  • 07.06.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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Whats with people being against Satanist anyways?

  • 07.06.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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I don't think religion discussion is allowed...

  • 07.06.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Bah!
I think I will sing a song.

I
Wanna -blam!- A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to -blam!- a dog in the ass
I wanna -blam!- a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to -blam!- your mom in the ass
tried to -blam!- your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna -blam!- a dog in the ass
We wanna -blam!- a dog in the ass
We wanna -blam!- a dog

I
Tried to -blam!- a -blam!- pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to -blam!- a -blam!- pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna -blam!- a dog in the ass
We wanna -blam!- a dog in the ass
Wanna -blam!- a -blam!- dog

-blam!- you!


[Edited on 7/6/2004 1:32:45 PM]

  • 07.06.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atsumi
I don't think religion discussion is allowed...


Mmhmm, so don't

  • 07.06.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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What about beastiality?

  • 07.06.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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There are cases in humanity of which it should be illegal to breed...

  • 07.06.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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Why?

Dogs are better than girls :wink wink:

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  • 07.06.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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This thread has officially been... Killed

but atleast it had a long life-span

  • 07.06.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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Yup

  • 07.06.2004 3:20 PM PDT