Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Who'd like to play a little game?
  • Subject: Who'd like to play a little game?
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2
Subject: Who'd like to play a little game?
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Ok heres the deal Im bored and well Im coming up with a game right now you are MASTER CHIEF! (yay!) and you have to get outta certain situations that I will explain and tell you your enviroment and what you have at your disposal and what you will be facing Note: None of the scenarios will have you fighting the covenant per say. Well! HERE WE GOOOOOO!

Chapter #1.

You are the Master Chief you have been sent on a mission in Egypt. You are to find and terminate the covenant then find out what they are doing in such a remote location. After arriving in Egypt and being dropped off by a pelican you are immediatly confronted with Covenant forces. Several hour's later you finnaly reach the bottom of the structure it's architecture is very similar to the type on Halo. Forrunner?, Maybe who knows? You are at a very large stone bridge with a long pole at the end of it with holograms covering the entire thing. Odd you think to yourself no covenant... Suddenly out of nowhere you are dealt a serious blow to the back of the head and are knocked unconcious. Hours later you wake up completely deserted with the bridge blown in half and no weapons on your body. Tricked so easily dangit you think to yourself head throbbing. When a hissing noise echoes throughout the entire room you are in. "Huh?" you say aloud, "Anyone here?". The noise is heard again and you look up into the most horrifing thing you have ever seen... A giant snake at least sixty feet long is coiled around the entire length of the ancient structure just above you.

Ok there we go people now what you have to do is answer how you would defeat this creature then how you would escape without any outside help. The best answer wins... Well I dunno you could put in your sig something like Chapter 1: Snake exterminator Winner! I dunno its up to you lol keep in mind in this chapter you have no weapons, no cortana, no outside help.

  • 06.29.2004 3:35 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

The snake hisses as you take a small step back. You hear a crunching sound and look at your boot. You stare in horror at the remains of several humans. Their bones are all that is left. Suddenly the snake lashes out at you. You quickly leap to the right and the snakes head crashes into the wall, causing clumps of dust and stone crumble from the ceiling. you run to the far side of the room and hide behind a large pillar. The snake turns to you and venom spits at a torch right next to you, igniting as it passes through the flames and causing your sheilds to flicker. Your suit struggles to cool the inside of your suit from this sudden rise in temperature. The snake launches itself at you, mouth streached wide open. Then you do the one thing this creature would have least expected; you lurch into its mouth, bracing one armored gauntlet against the roof of its mouth and your foot against the bottom. With your free hand, you reach for the torch next to you. Venom dripping from its mouth, it fraintacally tries to escape your grasp. With all your remaining strength, you shove torch deep into the reptiles throat and leap back. You watch as the snakes veom ingites and its body bursts apart, sending flesh and blood everywhere. "Cortana" You say as you sit down. You notice from the blinking light in your HUD that you were still taping all this. "What was that?" You ask Cortana quietly. Just then you notice a small dark tunnel in the side of the wall. You turn on your helmets flashlight and peer into it. "I'm not sure. Nothing known to man. We should start trying to find a way out.". She says. "Yea. Where does that go?" you ask her thoughtfully. "That looks like a booby trap. It seems it not operational any more though. If a trespasser steped on a stone here" a nav marker appears on your HUD "sand would pour into this room, suffocating the trespasser. However, It appears a detonation blew all the sand away from this tunnel. It should lead topside though.". "Then lets go" you reply. After what seemed like days of crawling, you reached another large room. "Whats this?" you ask Cortana. Suddenly you hear that oh so familiar hissing noise from the far side of the room...

  • 06.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I overdid it, I know. I got nothin better to do though.

  • 06.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

I piss my pants and stick to Xbox Live.

  • 06.29.2004 4:48 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

The snake gets turned into a little gardener snake and the Master Chief steps on it. ( The snake was turned into a little snake by Harry Potter. ) "Well, that was easier than I thought," the Master Chief said, rubbing the back of his head. Just then the snake reveals its mystical powers and gets up ( it's big again ), with a shoeprint on its back. The snake lunges forward and snaps at the Chief, but he dodges. The giant snake snaps at the Master Chief, but again misses. The Master Chief ran to exit, but was lashed by the snake. He slammed against the wall, almost fracturing his leg. He got up, his bones screaming in protest. He grabbed at the snake who was momentarialy eating a friend of the Chiefs, and jammed his fist into the creatures neck. Finding its breathing tube, he snapped it. The creature screamed in pain, as the air could no longer flow to its lungs. The creature slowly flopped to the ground, trying to breath, but couldn't. It tried to breath, then its giant head fell to the ground motionless. The Master Chief hobbled out of there because of his leg. He reached the outside, seeing a dropship ready to take him home...
-sorry, I just love writing.

  • 06.29.2004 6:20 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Very nice stories you guys, I salute you. *salutes all who wrote reasonable stories*

  • 06.29.2004 6:32 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

MC's bones are harder than steel. Nothing less than an explosion could damage them.

  • 06.29.2004 6:34 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

No duh...

  • 06.29.2004 6:35 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

the snake has a spider friend, and the 15 foot tall spider wraps MC in unbreakable diamond thread. MC can't move a muscle and is doomed, as the snake looks like it's going to lunge and cut off his head, but then it says, "Lissssten... I have ssssssome bad newssssss and some good newsssss... First off, the bad newssss issss that I will kill you by decapitation. However, there issss ssssome good newsssss... I jussst sssaved lotssss of money by sssswitching to Geico!"

Suddenly, the Gecko from the Geico commercial yells "hey that was my line" and jumps out and kills the snake and the spider with a plasma saber. then it says "Hasta la vista, baby!"

But then arnold schwartzenneger jumps out and says "hey that was my line! and kills him, saying, "Betcha can't stick it!"

Then Cortana jumps out of MC's head and says "hey that's my line!" and goes into arnolds head and causes a self destruct sequence by reprogramming him to run back to california and watching pokemon. She then says, "Dude you're gettin a dell"

then the annoying dell PC guy jumps out and says "hey that's my line!" and tries to kill her but can't because he is too weak to crush a plastic microchip.

  • 06.29.2004 6:45 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

sorry. I just thought the idea was funny and wanted to make people laugh. I didn't intend to spoof Halo.

  • 06.29.2004 6:47 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

are you serious? oh, wait, I heard that too. nevermind lol



hey, so did rosie oddonell. she got pulled over for having 400 pounds of crack in her pants. (just kidding, more like 450, lol) (once again, sorry and just kidding) (that was kind of mean, my bad)

  • 06.29.2004 6:54 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

stay on topic guys...

  • 06.29.2004 6:58 PM PDT
Subject: Crack kills
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back

(only if you are massaging your mother by walking on her back)

hey that sort of rhymes...

  • 06.29.2004 7:01 PM PDT
Subject: Crack kills!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

oh, check out the subject line now. muahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 06.29.2004 7:01 PM PDT
Subject: Who'd like to play a little game?
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Well, I'm not one to talk about staying on topic...Your's was good Xeroh

  • 06.29.2004 7:02 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Xeroh
Purrr

Well we seem to have something in common...( the cat-like personalities )

  • 06.29.2004 7:14 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2