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When will Bungie Complete their goal of "World Domination"?
I was reading the Halo Manual, and in the back of it, Bungie states that their MAIN GOAL is "World Domination". How long do you think that this will take to take place? Personally I dont think that they are far from it, they have a really big Army of Bungie Supporters. It wont be long, .... It wont be long....

  • 06.29.2004 4:46 PM PDT

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  • 06.29.2004 5:09 PM PDT
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we need to get halo 2 to show how good it is!!!!!!!!

  • 06.29.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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Not until they bring back Durandal.

  • 06.29.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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When they've finished taunting the poor little computer AI... which is right after they finish work on the Mjolinir battleroids ;)
Or maybe they were gonna go with the assimilated bob idea... be wary of anyone in green overalls shouting "FROGBLAST THE VENT CORE!"

  • 06.29.2004 7:04 PM PDT
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We'll get Leela and Tycho to chase you Durandal... and I'm forced to run from the Bobs who yell something every 5 mintues of chasing you and blocking doorways-then shooting a group running at me and seeing a chain explosion... Grenade hopping... Off topic...

Bungie will own the world in name only-since they're owned by Microsoft, Microsoft will really own the world... much like the Iraqi internim gov't.

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  • 06.29.2004 7:36 PM PDT
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Bungie already controls the world. In halo, the game is updated with a special frequence that synchronizizes with human sub-brainwaves. Then the frequence changes, along with human sub-brainwaves. These manipulated sub-brainwaves have a greater power than ordinary brainwaves, so the alteration of brainwaves is contagious, so all humans have their brainwaves altered (except some isolated peoples in africa, asia, and south america).

The reason as to why we haven't noticed it yet is because Bungie didn't have time to inculde the instructions in halo 1. Thats what halo 2 is designed to.

  • 06.30.2004 2:33 AM PDT

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The Seventh Column is Bungies army, we are here to promote tru7h, carnage, and the Bungie way. (And free pizza when we dominate the world)

  • 06.30.2004 2:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
The Seventh Column is Bungies army, we are here to promote tru7h, carnage, and the Bungie way. (And free pizza when we dominate the world)

Don't forget, though, that'll be the world's worst free pizza. There's a tradition to uphold. :)

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(P.S. Thanks goweb! I couldn't remember how to mark text as superscript here.)

  • 06.30.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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Lunous, fool! Step 6 of the 7 step plan to world domination is "Stage bloody coup of new parent company."

You will pay for your heresy! *Lt Devon kills Lunous with a spnkr to the butt.*

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  • 06.30.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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Geez, Devon. Is everything you say marathon influenced?

  • 06.30.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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they need to sell halo2 all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muhohahahahahahahaha and the world domenation.

"what are we going to do tomarow night Bill Gates.Do what we do every night try to take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!"

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Posted by: Anton P Nym
Don't forget, though, that'll be the world's worst free pizza. There's a tradition to uphold. :)

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So it will be Little Caesars?
Oh well, even the worlds worst pizza is still pizza....

  • 06.30.2004 6:35 PM PDT

Of course, the real question is whether we want Frankie on our side. He might be dangerous if we let him near one of our RPGs!

  • 06.30.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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I don't think we will need RPG's to Dominate the world, just an airplane that drops Bungie Games to everyone in the world.

  • 06.30.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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come on guys... it's not that hard... haven't u seen the 2-step world domination plan?
1) make plan
2) take over the world
It's that simple!

  • 07.01.2004 6:07 AM PDT

It's a 7-step plan actually.

  • 07.01.2004 6:15 AM PDT

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What do you think RPG means!

"Really Popular Game"

It's a lot less messy to brainwash than destroy.

  • 07.01.2004 6:22 AM PDT

The entire fleet is engaged Cortana, with respect what the hell sorta reinforcements have you got?

bungie will have dominated the world on Nov 9th

  • 07.01.2004 8:31 AM PDT
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Then by Christmas the final phase will be complete! Muahahahahahahah! *chokes and dies*


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  • 07.01.2004 3:48 PM PDT
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What would we do if they really did take over the world. If America stayed a democracy and everything I would be fine with it. I know that it's just a joke but it is an interesting idea.

  • 07.01.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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whaddaya mean democracy? it would obviously be benevolent facism. and we, as members of the bungie army, will get the best housing and rations after the revoloution... sony executives will be the first to be publicly executed.

  • 07.01.2004 6:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: KingOfSouls
When will Bungie Complete their goal of "World Domination"?


When Bill Gates gives it to them :P.

  • 07.01.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: goweb
It's a 7-step plan actually.


Ha. Actually, knowing Bungie, it probably is.

  • 07.01.2004 7:07 PM PDT

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