- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Step 1: Distribute Halo 2
Step 2: Brainwash a lot of people, using special parts from halo 2. Done by Bungies already loyal subjects
Step 3: Conquer TV broadcasting stations.
Step 4: Show the same special scenes on all TV channels
Step 5: Organize an assault of the poor countries without TV or Xbox
Step 6: Assault and conquer the poor countries
Step 7: Remove the brainwash effect and convince the brainwashed to follow Bungie by their own "free" will