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Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

I personally like two of them the same:

Church's "Ya know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing..."

and

Chruch's (Ghost Church) "What the... where'd my body go?!"

Just curious of what others think.

  • 04.20.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Church"For god sakes, WHAT is that music!!" then the wart hog flies over their heads. I love that

  • 04.20.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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i don't really know the actual "quote", but i know somewhat how it goes.. on the episode where the blues find the way to control the red's warthog, church( in his new body) says.. "do you hear something"? .. then caboose says.. "what you mean that voice that says that we should kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us?"..

i'm not sure if that's exactly what he says.. but its funny.. thats probably my favorite "quote"

  • 04.20.2004 7:19 PM PDT
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Tucker: "I see a red one and a green one" (Or something like that)
Caboose: "What about the blue one??"
Tucker: "Thats your thumb, dumbass."

  • 04.20.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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yeah.. that part too..(the warthog flying over their heads part)

  • 04.20.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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NO NO, THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST BY FAR

The funniest noise on Red Vs Blue was when Sarge was posessed by...forget his name

"I haven't seen troops move this coordinated since my days on sa-MAHKICKAHEARGER"

I...was...dying

Episode 14, 3 minutes in

  • 04.20.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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This one's good too:

Church : "So how are you doin, Caboose? You understanding this at all?"
Caboose: "I think so. That guy Tex is a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you...A -blam!- ROBOT."
Chruch : "Right.....I'm a -blam!- robot."

  • 04.20.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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lol all those quotes are funny

  • 04.20.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Tucker: "so if she heard that.. do you think she heard church's secret plan about telling the red's about her fixing the tank?"

caboose: "there's only one way to find out..... Hey Tex!! Did you maybe hear a little something about Church's secret plan to tell the red's that you were fixing the tank?..." *he turns around to tucker* ... " I don't think she knows... unless she can read minds!!!!"

  • 04.20.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Packman I find your the funniest...damn I cant stop laughing

  • 04.20.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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haha .. yeah i just got done watching that episode.. caboose is so dumb.. i mean, the one in red vs. blue... haha

  • 04.20.2004 7:44 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Some more good ones:

Sheila: New target found.

Caboose: Thats not a target, thats Church.

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Sheila: Target locked.

Caboose: What? No, target UNlock! UNLOCK!



Simmons: Aw, jeeze, the back of my head!



Church: Private Jimmy was the last to go.... Tex came up behind him, pulled his skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.

Tucker: Wait a minute, how can you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church: Thats exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

Jimmy: This doesn't seem physically possible! EEE-EEE-EEE-EEH. BLUAAAAH!


Sarge's "WEGEEHEEERGEHs" are hilarious, too.




  • 04.20.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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Thisisn't really a quote, more of what happened. But in the first PSA when the blues are firng at the reds "hey red u suck blue rules" Griff:"I see you, I see you up there buddy."

  • 04.20.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mactad
Thisisn't really a quote, more of what happened. But in the first PSA when the blues are firng at the reds "hey red u suck blue rules" Griff:"I see you, I see you up there buddy."


Yeah lol, that ones good.

  • 04.20.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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dude.. the whole series is halarious.. every single minute of it..

  • 04.20.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Sarge "giving someone CPR with a bullet wound to the head dosent make a lick of sence"

[Edited on 4/20/2004 7:56:36 PM]

  • 04.20.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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There's a bunch.
1)
Sarge: ".... I like to call it the Warthog."
Simmons: "Why Warthog Sir?"
Sarge: "Cause M 12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation son."
Grif: "No.. why Warthog? It doesn't really look like a pig. I'd say it looks more like a Puma."
Sarge: "What in Sam-hell is a Puma?"
Simmons: "Like the shoe company?"
Grif: "No, like a Puma.... it's a big cat, like a lion."
Sarge: "You're makin' that up."
Grif: "No, I'm telling you, it's a real animal."
Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal."
Simmons: "Yes sir."
Sarge: "Look, see these two tow hooks, they look like tusks, now what other kind of animal has tusks?"
Grif: "A walrus."
Sarge: "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"
2)
Sarge: "Anyone want to guess.. why I gathered you two here.... today?"
Grif: "Uhh... is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?"
Sarge: "That's exactly it Private, the war's over, we won, it turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here is in charge of CONFETTI!
3)
Church ghost: "What was the one thing that I told you guys the last time I appeared."
Caboose: "That Sidewinder is cold!"
4)
Simmons: "Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted out of here."
Sarge: "Could you put that in the memo and entitle it '-blam!- I already know.'"
5)
Caboose: "I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
Tucker: "Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
Caboose: "I like me."
6)
Sarge: "What would ya do if someone stabbed me in the toe? Rub aloe-vera on my neck?"

[Edited on 4/20/2004 8:03:45 PM]

  • 04.20.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Caboose: Sometimes when i fall asleep i dream of my parents having sex and i get really really mad for some reason.
Doc: Im just gonna start with the toe.
Caboose: Ok.

  • 04.20.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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The opening lines of the series were always hilarious

  • 04.20.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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That was a good one.

  • 04.20.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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Church: I cant feel my legs
Caboose: Did you try walking it off?
Chrcuh: ARE YOU A -blam!- RETARD?
Caboose: Did you try ..Running?
Caboose: I KNow...YOu can try walking on your..HANDS then you can ues your feet to eat sandwiches ..give high fiiivess YOu Know the important things.


CABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNSCABOOSE FROM RVB OWNS

HES THE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEST

  • 04.20.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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caboose: Its dancing time...Ooo uhh ooo yaa ee ahh
Lopez: wat are you doing?
caboose: oo ya uhh ee oo uhh
Lopez: Is that upposed to make u look like a robot?
Caboose: ohh yaa ee yahhh aaa ee oo
Lopez: Well it doesnt, Stop that, its mocking me



_____nextone_____


*sarge is dead on ground and grif and simmons are ducking by his body*

*grif is smacking his body with a shotgun* grif: NOO WAKE UP DARN YOU COME ON

[Edited on 4/20/2004 8:14:32 PM]

  • 04.20.2004 8:12 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Here's a good one (its a little sexist, which is bad, but its still damn funny)!

Caboose: I'm not gonna get maried. My dad always said, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'


I don't mean to offend anyone, but that was frickin' hilarious.

  • 04.20.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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Ghost church:(talks about the AI in sheilas head)

Caboose: AI! *in awe

  • 04.20.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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Tucker: What are they doing

Church: What?

Tucker: I said what are they doing now?

Church: [exp] I am getting so sick of answering that question.

Tucker: You have the [exp] rifle, I can't see [exp], don't [exp] at me because I'm not always just going to sit up here and play with my [johnson] all day.

Church: OK, OK, look. They're just standing there... and talking. OK? That's all they're doing. That's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from NOW, when you ask me "what are they doing," my answer is going to be, "they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

(Pause)

Tucker: What are they talking about?

Church: You know what? I [exp] hate you.

  • 04.20.2004 8:52 PM PDT