- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
There's a bunch.
1)
Sarge: ".... I like to call it the Warthog."
Simmons: "Why Warthog Sir?"
Sarge: "Cause M 12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation son."
Grif: "No.. why Warthog? It doesn't really look like a pig. I'd say it looks more like a Puma."
Sarge: "What in Sam-hell is a Puma?"
Simmons: "Like the shoe company?"
Grif: "No, like a Puma.... it's a big cat, like a lion."
Sarge: "You're makin' that up."
Grif: "No, I'm telling you, it's a real animal."
Sarge: "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal."
Simmons: "Yes sir."
Sarge: "Look, see these two tow hooks, they look like tusks, now what other kind of animal has tusks?"
Grif: "A walrus."
Sarge: "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"
2)
Sarge: "Anyone want to guess.. why I gathered you two here.... today?"
Grif: "Uhh... is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?"
Sarge: "That's exactly it Private, the war's over, we won, it turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here is in charge of CONFETTI!
3)
Church ghost: "What was the one thing that I told you guys the last time I appeared."
Caboose: "That Sidewinder is cold!"
4)
Simmons: "Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted out of here."
Sarge: "Could you put that in the memo and entitle it '-blam!- I already know.'"
5)
Caboose: "I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
Tucker: "Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
Caboose: "I like me."
6)
Sarge: "What would ya do if someone stabbed me in the toe? Rub aloe-vera on my neck?"
[Edited on 4/20/2004 8:03:45 PM]