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Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?
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*chuckles*

Caboose: They can't see me... I can't see them!

Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock.

Caboose: Oh, right!... Hey Tucker?

Tucker: *sighs* What, Caboose?

Caboose: I'm having a really great time.

Tucker: Great, Caboose...

Caboose: Yeah... It's like we're real soldiers!

  • 04.20.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Red vs blue is the best freaken comedy. period.

  • 04.20.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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1)
Caboose: "A... I... what's the A stand for?"
Church Ghost: "Artificial."
Caboose: "What's the I...."
Church Ghost: "Intelligence."
Caboose: "Ohhhhhh.... what's the A stand for again?"
2)
Tucker: "Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you."
Caboose: "They can't see me, I can't see them."
Tucker: "That's because you're facing the rock."
3)
Church Ghost: "I can't beleive I actually died for this war."
4)
Sarge/ Church Ghost: "I don't know, you're starting to act kind of suspicious there... other Red guy."

  • 04.21.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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Caboose: Oh No! We're all going to die!
Omalley: Starting with you!
............................................................. ............................................................. ...........

I don't remember how this one exactly goes, but, here It goes! (episode 20)

Tucker: Church... Caboose keeps threatening me
Caboose: No I'm not!
Tucker: so you mean you didn't just say you were going to chop of Church's head and give it to me for a Christmas present...
Church: I really don't care...
Omalley: Don't ever be alone!
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My favorite char however is Sarge, but when Omalley steps in, I Always love his replies!

  • 04.21.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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O'malley is the AI inside of Caboose. Tex "made" him. It explains it in Season 2.

  • 04.21.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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ok in episode 30 when Tex takes over Lopez and they are tryin to figure out how tah get tex outta Lopez
caboose: I know how to get her outta there (brings pistol to eye level) WINK

In episode 29
Caboose: hurry hurry, fix the tank... so i can say hello to shiela (ohmalie side) and start killing everyone
Tucker: you mean the reds right?
Caboose: OF COURSE! (ohmalie side) for starters.

These are the best caboose ones yet!!

  • 04.21.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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THE BLUES MUST OF CREATED SOME KIND OF DIABOLICAL MIND CONTROLOING BEAM!!!!!AND ARE USING LOPEZ TO DO THEIR EVIL BLUE BIDDING!!!


-Sarge

[Edited on 4/21/2004 4:46:54 PM]

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Church:Ok Tucker, lets go through the teleporter
Tucker: NO, im not going through that thing
Church:Why? We tested it
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!!and besides they cam out all hot, and they had balck stuuff all over it.
Church: Oh stop being a wuss! what are you afrain of alittle black stuff?
Tucker:Yes, Im afraind of a little black stuff

-LATER-


Tucker:OK.....1......2......!!!!
Caboose:hmmmmm, he didnt come out the other side.
Church: Yeah I'm not gunna use the teleporter

[Edited on 4/21/2004 4:54:45 PM]

  • 04.21.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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Sarge: This ain't no ice cream social!

  • 04.21.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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16 days!?!? Thats like two weeks! - Tucker

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Tex: "You (ock |3ITING F*Ucktards"
Thats my best comeback

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  • 04.21.2004 5:20 PM PDT
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Can't the REAL Caboose have a say in this?

10)
CABOOSE: man, this stuff is really hard to get off!
TUCKER: Yeah, it was a whole lot easier when we were just cleaning my armor.
CABOOSE: Yeah, maybe thats because...YOU WERENT DOING ANYTHING!
TUCKER: I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of your constant team-killing!
CABOOSE: *shouts* HAHA, YEAH I...HAHA........don't make me mad.
9)
DONUT: Hey guys, the command was so psyched that I got the flag, that they gave me my own color armor.
SIMMONS:Uh....Donut?
DONUT: Yeah?
SIMMONS: Your armor is a little...its a little...Grif, help me out here.
GRIF: Pink. Your armor is friggin' pink!
SIMMONS: Yeah, thats it....pink.
DONUT: WHAT? You guys are colorblind. Its not pink....its a lightish red.
GRIF: Sorry Donut, they already have a color for lightish red...you know what its called? Pink.
DONUT: I -blam!- hate you guys.
8)
TUCKER: I gotta radio Church and tell him whats happening.
CABOOSE: Ooh, Tucker, please, Tucker, Tucker, Please!
TUCKER: Alright, you can radio Church!
CABOOSE: Yes! Thanks, man!
*opens freq*
Calling...Church. This is your close and personal friend, Private O'Malley. (Dialogue between Tucker and Caboose that I'm too lazy to type). Soldier Unit Tex nearly has the tank situation rectified. We require verification of your mission...ness. How is your progression?
*Church screams incoherent things in Spanish*
CABOOSE: ..........he says he wants to talk to you.
7)
CABOOSE: And then Lopez can repair Sheila, and then she will love me again, and this time for who I am, not just for my stunning good looks...but for those too.
6)
CABOOSE: I have an idea..........I HAVE AN IDEA.
TUCKER: We heard you the first time, Caboose...we were just ignoring you.
CABOOSE: If you possessed that red guy why don't you just....REPOSSESS YOUR BODY!
CHURCH: Oh, I see, so that way I'd just be...living inside of my own body.
CABOOSE: Yes.
CHURCH: Unable to move, just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity.
CABOOSE: Yes!
CHURCH: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
CABOOSE: I think you are a mean ghost.
5)
CHURCH: Tucker, first chance we get, you are burying my body.
TUCKER: Oh, quit your -blam!-ing, nothings gonna happen to it!
......
CABOOSE: Hey look, birds!...Why are they just flying in circles.
CHURCH:Oh, God.
4)
DUFRINE: OK, I'm here Caboose...where are you hit?
CABOOSE: owowow, my foot my foot!
DUFRINE: You mean your left one?
CABOOSE: Ok, lessee here, which hand makes an L....
DUFRINE: I'm just gonna assume that its the bleeding one.
CABOOSE: Yeah, that one....I can't believe Church shot me!
...
DUFRINE: What else?
CABOOSE: What?
DUFRINE: You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong?
CABOOSE: ....OOh, I got one! Sometimes, when I lay in bed at night, I think about my parents having sex, and it makes me really really mad for some reason!
DUFRINE:...I'm just gonna start with the foot....
CABOOSE: OK.
I'll update later, but for the signiture, think in the tone of Caboose talking like he did in Episode 26 after Lopez blew up the jeep. You know, my tone. :) Sure, I'm not Joel (he plays Caboose) but I'm damn near it.

CABOOSE IS AWESOME! GO BUY A SARGE T-SHIRT, THE REAL CABOOSE BE RIGHT HERE!

  • 04.21.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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I've already been to the page with the red vs blue videos, but i never thought of watching them and forgot where the page was, can someone tell me the link?

  • 04.21.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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www.redvsblue.com

  • 04.21.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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why are there 6 peddles when there are only 4 directions

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that is a frikin good question... hehe (no wonder i never use the tank!)

  • 04.21.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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You know what my favorite quote is? (Pardon the language) : "Son of a -blam!-!!!!"

  • 04.21.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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OK
Episode 7
SOME ONE
WILL
DIE
Sarge: I sure hope its Griff

In another episode
Sarge: Do you like pina colada UH YAH, and gettin caught in the rain.

Episode 8
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up!
Church: No kidding thx for the UPDATE TUCKER!
later on

Simmons to Griff
Simmons: Hey, I have an idea (as tank shoots rock they are hiding behind), why dont we get out of the jeep, and go hide behind a rock... GREAT PLAN IDIOT!

Episode 12
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get donut airlifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in the memo and title it -blam!- I ALREADY KNOW??!!
later
Griff: AHA I KNEW IT, only a chick could give me a headache this big!

Episode 13
Griff: Yah, not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon huh/
Tex: I dont need a weapon to kill you
Griff: Whata goin to do? Punch me?
Tex: (sharp motion)
Griff (flinches) ahhhh h h not the face!

Anyways im done and il shut up now but all of these are great!



[Edited on 4/21/2004 7:06:07 PM]

  • 04.21.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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did you guys ever notice that the word -blam!- turns into -BLAM!. Its the first time its ever happened to me today.... I wonder what other words it works with.

  • 04.21.2004 7:07 PM PDT
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Eps. 2: After Grif says 'the wars over and there sending us home?'

Sarge: GODDAMMIT PRIVATE! Shut your mouth or I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're alseep.

Simmons: Oh! I'd do it too!

Sarge: I know you would Simmons. Good Man.

Also, I always thought when caboose is talking about his parents he's says, "And get really aroused for some reason." Anyone share that opinion. Also, after the whole PINK fiasco when Donut gets back, Grif says, "Don't ask don't....." Can someone plz finnish that quote for me.

[Edited on 4/22/2004 2:41:59 AM]

  • 04.22.2004 2:22 AM PDT
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The part where simmions and sarge come back and are dunkin behind red base
Grif: Wow that was fast you guys won the war already?
Sarge: If we live through this im going to kill you both......slowly

Then this other part

Church ghost: Hey wheres tex
Tucker: Umm she went over to red base
Church:i told you not to get involved and how invlved did you get
Caboose: REally really invlved

I think thats how it goes both funny.

  • 04.22.2004 5:29 AM PDT
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Grif: Look, if your going to live in this country, You should speak the language.
Simmons: What country?! We're on an alien planet!
Grif: What are you a communist?

  • 04.22.2004 5:39 AM PDT
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My personal favorite is Episode 2 when Church and Tucker are spying on the Reds and they see the warthog.
It goes something like this:
Tucker: "What is that down there?"
Church: "I dont know, its a vehicle of some sort, looks like a big cat."
Tucker: "What, like a puma?"
Church: "Ya, there you go."
Tucker: "Hey, why are they getting a car?"
Church: "What are you you beeching about? We're getting a tank in the next drop!"
Tucker: "You can't pick up chicks in a tank."
Church: "You could beech about anything, couldn't you?"

Thats my personal favorite
I love all of it though

  • 04.22.2004 6:05 AM PDT
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  • 04.22.2004 6:38 AM PDT