- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Can't the REAL Caboose have a say in this?
10)
CABOOSE: man, this stuff is really hard to get off!
TUCKER: Yeah, it was a whole lot easier when we were just cleaning my armor.
CABOOSE: Yeah, maybe thats because...YOU WERENT DOING ANYTHING!
TUCKER: I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of your constant team-killing!
CABOOSE: *shouts* HAHA, YEAH I...HAHA........don't make me mad.
9)
DONUT: Hey guys, the command was so psyched that I got the flag, that they gave me my own color armor.
SIMMONS:Uh....Donut?
DONUT: Yeah?
SIMMONS: Your armor is a little...its a little...Grif, help me out here.
GRIF: Pink. Your armor is friggin' pink!
SIMMONS: Yeah, thats it....pink.
DONUT: WHAT? You guys are colorblind. Its not pink....its a lightish red.
GRIF: Sorry Donut, they already have a color for lightish red...you know what its called? Pink.
DONUT: I -blam!- hate you guys.
8)
TUCKER: I gotta radio Church and tell him whats happening.
CABOOSE: Ooh, Tucker, please, Tucker, Tucker, Please!
TUCKER: Alright, you can radio Church!
CABOOSE: Yes! Thanks, man!
*opens freq*
Calling...Church. This is your close and personal friend, Private O'Malley. (Dialogue between Tucker and Caboose that I'm too lazy to type). Soldier Unit Tex nearly has the tank situation rectified. We require verification of your mission...ness. How is your progression?
*Church screams incoherent things in Spanish*
CABOOSE: ..........he says he wants to talk to you.
7)
CABOOSE: And then Lopez can repair Sheila, and then she will love me again, and this time for who I am, not just for my stunning good looks...but for those too.
6)
CABOOSE: I have an idea..........I HAVE AN IDEA.
TUCKER: We heard you the first time, Caboose...we were just ignoring you.
CABOOSE: If you possessed that red guy why don't you just....REPOSSESS YOUR BODY!
CHURCH: Oh, I see, so that way I'd just be...living inside of my own body.
CABOOSE: Yes.
CHURCH: Unable to move, just laying there rotting in the sun for all eternity.
CABOOSE: Yes!
CHURCH: Okay, Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that.
CABOOSE: I think you are a mean ghost.
5)
CHURCH: Tucker, first chance we get, you are burying my body.
TUCKER: Oh, quit your -blam!-ing, nothings gonna happen to it!
......
CABOOSE: Hey look, birds!...Why are they just flying in circles.
CHURCH:Oh, God.
4)
DUFRINE: OK, I'm here Caboose...where are you hit?
CABOOSE: owowow, my foot my foot!
DUFRINE: You mean your left one?
CABOOSE: Ok, lessee here, which hand makes an L....
DUFRINE: I'm just gonna assume that its the bleeding one.
CABOOSE: Yeah, that one....I can't believe Church shot me!
...
DUFRINE: What else?
CABOOSE: What?
DUFRINE: You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong?
CABOOSE: ....OOh, I got one! Sometimes, when I lay in bed at night, I think about my parents having sex, and it makes me really really mad for some reason!
DUFRINE:...I'm just gonna start with the foot....
CABOOSE: OK.
I'll update later, but for the signiture, think in the tone of Caboose talking like he did in Episode 26 after Lopez blew up the jeep. You know, my tone. :) Sure, I'm not Joel (he plays Caboose) but I'm damn near it.
CABOOSE IS AWESOME! GO BUY A SARGE T-SHIRT, THE REAL CABOOSE BE RIGHT HERE!