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Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?
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"bungle..."
"that's an 'i' you idiot!"
"bingo..."

but seriously, there are so many awesome quotes. how can you pick just one?

  • 04.22.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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(the rescue of Tex)
Tuker: go hide Caboose
Caboose:im hiding, I can't see them , so they can't see me
Tuker:Thats because your facing the rock Caboose.
Caboose: o crap


  • 04.22.2004 7:23 AM PDT
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Can someone explain what you are talking about

  • 04.22.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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I think i have to agree with makaVeli4Life1 on this. What the sarge said when chuch went into him was the funniest thing i have heard in a while.

[Edited on 4/22/2004 8:37:16 AM]

  • 04.22.2004 8:34 AM PDT
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Sarge: "Who spit on my visor?"

-That episode was the funniest one.

  • 04.22.2004 8:35 AM PDT
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It has a nice tune to it, everyone clap along

  • 04.22.2004 9:02 AM PDT
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My 2 favorite are when Church was talking about his encounter with Tex on Sidewinder and about how she killed Jimmy.

Church: She pulled his skull out of his own head and beat him with it.

Tucker: Wait... Isnt that kind of physically impossible?

Church: Thats EXACTLY what Jimmy kept screaming!

(Shows Tex beating Jimmy with an oddball game skull)

Jimmy: This does'nt seem physically possible! AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGhhhhhhh........

And when Church trys to activate his new repair sequence.

Tucker: Did it work?

Church: No, but I got the temperature. It is currently 26 degrees.

Tucker: 26 degrees!!!??? But thats freezing!!!!

Church: Celsius, Tucker.

Tucker: Dude, celsius sucks.

  • 04.22.2004 12:39 PM PDT

Either any quote about the visor-spitting incident or Sarge's rant after he was saved by Grif.


GRIF
Sir? Are you okay?

SARGE
(as Church)
Who me?

GRIF
No, I'm talking to Lopez.
Because... you know... that's real
rewarding.

SARGE
(as Church)
I'm fine. I'm just so mad about
these Blues! They make me so mad I
could spit!

Sarge makes a big hawking noise and then spits.

GRIF
Um, sir... did you just spit inside
your own helmet?

SARGE
(as Church)
Kind of.

GRIF
Permission to speak freely, sir?

SARGE
(as Church)
Go ahead.

GRIF
That's really -blam!- gross.



SARGE
Grif, why in the hell would you
give someone CPR for a bullet wound
in the head? That doesn't make a
lick of sense!

GRIF
You're welcome sir.

SARGE
I mean it's all so damn
inconsistent. What would you do if
they had stabbed me? Rubbed my back
with Aloe Vera?

  • 04.22.2004 12:42 PM PDT
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Hah that was a good one i just saw that PSA recently...

Caboose is the best because hes an idiot:

Caboose: [to Tucker] "Don't ever be alone..."
Tucker: "Church, hes doing it again!"

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Doc: "No, I'm a pacifist..."
Caboose: "You are somehting a baby sucks on???"
Tucker: "No, no thats a pedifile!"
Church: "I think hes talking about a pacifier..."
Tucker: "Oh... yeah, right... i was thinking about something WAY different"
Church: "Yeah, real classy Tucker"

__________________________________________

[end of episode 7]

Narrator: "Next week, on Red vs Blue...
"You've watched them for seven episodes, but next week, the unthinkable...
"Someone..."
"Will..."
''DIE"
...........

Sarge: "G*d, I hope its Grif..."

  • 04.22.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Packman
dude.. the whole series is halarious.. every single minute of it..


AMEN TO THAT! I love Caboose the best, he's so STUPID! I also like some of the stuff they have playing on Xbox kiosks at places like EB Games.

  • 04.22.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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my favorite lines in Red vs. Blue is when the announcer says "who will die?" and the one chief says "I hope its Griff" and the other one is when the guy is running from the tank when its firing at him and he says "oh -blam!-" red vs blue is awesome!

  • 04.22.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Sarge: Hey Simons, what's the name of that Mexican Lizard.... eats all the goats?

Simons: Uh... that would be the Chupa-Cavra sir.

Sarge: Hey Griff, Chupa-Thingy, how bout that? I like it..... got a ring to it!


"Hansel.... he's so hot right now... Hansel"

  • 04.22.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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Well I'm gonna tell you guys this one because no one wrote it down. It's in Episode 23.

Sarge: Griff you're supposed to be watching the prisoner, not playing looky lou with him all day long.

Griff: C'mon Sarge he doen't even have a gun.

Simmons: O, well you two will be great friends then. He doesn't have a gun and you didn't bring any ammo.

Griff: Hey thanks kiss a**. If I want to take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner I'll be sure to ask you.

Donut: O man that is a burn, dude you just got burned, burn dude, burn...

Simmons: O shut up your armors pink.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen on that show. Someone else who wants to copy another dialog partfrom this episode can write about the part when Doc tells griff no one likes him, lol.

[Edited on 4/22/2004 2:02:23 PM]

  • 04.22.2004 2:00 PM PDT
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THE BEST RVB QUOTE RIGHT HERE!!!!
Griff: yea I'll just stay here and gaurd this ramp
Simmons: yea this ramp is really vital to our winning this war
(after simmons and sarge come running back)
griff to simmons: oh yea the ramp is secure

  • 04.22.2004 2:18 PM PDT
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Caboose: A.I. ... what's the I stand for?
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Oh ... what's the A sta-
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: Uh ... what's the I again?
Church: Let's move on.

  • 04.22.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Yeah that ones funny except you got it backwords. Caboose asks what the A is first.

  • 04.22.2004 2:35 PM PDT
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"Uh... Tucker"
yea church?
"I just wanted you to know.."
know what?
"I just wanted you to know I always hated you the most"
yea thats cool now go ahead and die you prick

  • 04.22.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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"hey donut theres somthing on your head"
"what like a spider"
"no its more like a blue pulsating thing"
"what like a blue spider"
"no its not a spider"

  • 04.22.2004 2:51 PM PDT
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What about this:
Do you guys ever hear that voice in your head? You know, the one that tells you to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you? What... you guys don't hear that... never mind.
I'm not sure if it goes like that but it sure is funny

  • 04.22.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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Most definitely CABOOSE!!!! I love pretty much everything he does. ...anyway, my fav quote from him.

"Why don't you try walking on you hands?!?!? Then you can use your feet for high fives.... eating sandwiches... you know... the important stuff."

  • 04.22.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

Tucker - Freeze.
Donut - Jesus!!!

  • 04.22.2004 3:53 PM PDT

i need some sleep.....

i hate bees...

no rest for the weary...

My favorite is in alot of the episodes.. "SON OF A B**CH

  • 04.22.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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i like the ones that Sarge says in the beginning episodes...

Sarge: Grif! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while your asleep!
Simmons: Oh I'd do it too Sir.
Sarge: I know you would Simmons, good man.
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Sarge:Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal!
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oh yea and the the whole episode 28.5 is HILARIOUS!

Sarge:I wasn't dead, I was merely napping.
Grif: But I covered your grave with concrete, just in case you came back as a zombie
Sarge: But you made one mistake, you left me my spoon!
Grif:No!
Sarge: That's right, I ate my way out! That dirt and concrete was like a delicious butterscotch sundae to me!

lol those are some of my favorites.

  • 04.22.2004 4:44 PM PDT

XBL: FTG Spartan
But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting in to an infinite pattern.
Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.
Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.
I know who you are.
You are Destiny.

everytime i download the videos the sound never works, any ideas?

  • 04.22.2004 5:10 PM PDT
Subject: -blam!-es
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My favorite quote is at blue base after Donut "captured" the flag

Donut- Do you think i'll get my own army for capturing the flag
Simmons- You mean bought the flag? Maybe they'll give you Griffs Armor sice he lost us
the WartHog
Griff- Yea! ... wait?! no


Or the part where he says "Where is the warthog?"-"You mean the Puma?" then the warthog is blown up onto the base.

[Edited on 4/22/2004 5:15:33 PM]

  • 04.22.2004 5:11 PM PDT