- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"Son of a -blam!-"
"Son of a -blam!-!!"
"Muerdos de Dios!!!!" (Not sure if that's the exact quote, but it's something like that. it's after Church possesses lopez)
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, running, running, running!!"
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Tucker: What are you doing?
Caboose: One of the reds has Tex; I'm going to shoot him... and kill him... and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him and we will be friends.
Tucker: Oh come on! You don't actually believe any of that, do you?
Caboose: Ooooooooohhhhhhh, we're going to be best friends. // aims at Church/Sarge's head //
// cut to Church and Tex //
Church: Alright, ill make one more distraction then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One, two, thre-
// Caboose shoots Sarge in the head - his body drops //
Church: What the?! Where'd my body go?! Ohhh, you've gotta be kidding me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
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Episode 22
Sarge: Alright, Blues... First off, we want your flag-
Simmons: W-wai-wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.
Sarge: -to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back.
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Episode 25
Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could'a taken him.
Grif: Taken who? The machine gun?!
Sarge: Oh, he was a worthy opponent to be sure. But right at the end there, he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor, if you will.
Grif: What? You can't fight a machine gun.
Donut: Yeah, Sarge. I know you're tough and all, but it is kinda hard to beat up hundreds of armor-piercing bullets using only your face.
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there's tons more, and some of them are already covered, but I'm too lazy to write more.