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yo man u guys dont no........

the best quote is:

When caboose is in sheila

Caboose: why are there 6 pedals but only 4 directions?

  • 04.22.2004 6:06 PM PDT
Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?
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what the heck are you talking about?

  • 04.22.2004 6:09 PM PDT
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I agrre that quote has to be the best the voice and situation are so perfect

  • 04.22.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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My Favorite Quotes are When Naming The M12-LRV "Hey Grif Chupathingy, I Like Its Its Got A Ring To It." and the Classic " Heaugerkergerk!"

  • 04.22.2004 6:21 PM PDT
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look below

  • 04.22.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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private donut in his pink armor.. throws a plasma grenade at Tex in the tank...
Tucker: "D@MN that girl has a really good arm!!"

  • 04.22.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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Chruch in Lopez's body....

Church: "Do you hear that?"
Tucker: "you mean that constant beeping sound followed by a series of clicking noises?"
Church: "No.. Do you really hear constant beeping sounds followed by a series of clicks?"
Tucker:"No..i was just trying to be helpful.."
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same episode..
Caboose: "Church! It's coming from down here!"
Church:" well check it out"
*Caboose unzipps his pants*
Caboose:" There's a "lever".. It's not very big.."

  • 04.22.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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My favorite one is where Tucker is fixing Churchs switch near his *you know where* And the reds come in...

Reds: What the H*ll are you doing?
Caboose (in his stupid voice): WERE PLAYING A GAAAAME

Hmmm what kinda game would you be playing while Tucker is messing with churchs switch near his...yeah I foudnd that quote hilarious

  • 04.22.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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E3 week:

"What is that, bump-mapping?
"Yeah I got a couple of bumps you can map right here!"

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When donut takes the blue flag:

Church - "He's sneaking round back behing the cliffs"
Tucker - "He must be one smart son of a b***h"

Donut - "Oh, man, I am so friggin lost. Where the hell is the base"

And later...

Grif - "Simmons, get the warthog"
Simmons - "You mean the puma"
Grif - "Yeah keep making jokes, that'll win the war"

[Edited on 4/22/2004 8:49:48 PM]

  • 04.22.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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"I only drink the blood of my enemies...... and the occasional strawberry yohoo."

  • 04.22.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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man I love that show? I guess. ummm I like when church get's killed and someone says, "you killed church you team killing -blam!-tard!"

  • 04.22.2004 8:57 PM PDT
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Season 1 - Episode 11

When Lopez is fixing the warthog and Tex runs by

Sarge: "Try connectin that hose to that metal thing there. I think thats whats makin that rattle. Uhh, I think I'll let you do it....... What the.... What was that??

  • 04.22.2004 9:01 PM PDT

♠The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's friend's enemy♠

When Church is telling the story on how Tex was killing everyone...


Church-"yeah we didn't know what was happening, Bob(um, i forgot the name) all of a sudden was screaming bloody-murder"


Bob- shooting up in the air,"BLOODY-MURDER!!!!! BLOODY-MURDER!!!!!!"

  • 04.22.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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"Son of a -blam!-"
"Son of a -blam!-!!"
"Muerdos de Dios!!!!" (Not sure if that's the exact quote, but it's something like that. it's after Church possesses lopez)

"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, running, running, running!!"

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Tucker: What are you doing?

Caboose: One of the reds has Tex; I'm going to shoot him... and kill him... and free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him and we will be friends.

Tucker: Oh come on! You don't actually believe any of that, do you?

Caboose: Ooooooooohhhhhhh, we're going to be best friends. // aims at Church/Sarge's head //

// cut to Church and Tex //

Church: Alright, ill make one more distraction then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One, two, thre-

// Caboose shoots Sarge in the head - his body drops //

Church: What the?! Where'd my body go?! Ohhh, you've gotta be kidding me!

Caboose: Tucker did it!

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Episode 22
Sarge: Alright, Blues... First off, we want your flag-

Simmons: W-wai-wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.

Sarge: -to stay right where it is. Keep the flag. But we do want our mechanized droid guy back.

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Episode 25

Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could'a taken him.

Grif: Taken who? The machine gun?!

Sarge: Oh, he was a worthy opponent to be sure. But right at the end there, he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor, if you will.

Grif: What? You can't fight a machine gun.

Donut: Yeah, Sarge. I know you're tough and all, but it is kinda hard to beat up hundreds of armor-piercing bullets using only your face.

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there's tons more, and some of them are already covered, but I'm too lazy to write more.

  • 04.22.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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I agree with some guy that wrote a while ago that the whole fricken 30 (31 this sunday) including the psa's and the specials are hilarious no matter what way u look at it and i wonder if anyone els is gonna come up with a series similar.

  • 04.23.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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Somebody already said it, but I still love this one;

"hey donut theres somthing on your head"
"what like a spider"
"no its more like a blue pulsating thing"
"what like a blue spider"
"no its not a spider"

  • 04.23.2004 12:49 AM PDT
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Both teams in episode 23 trying to negotiate a deal. Tucker asks the Reds to admit they suck in exhange for Doc as a hostage.

Grif : I would just like to let everyone know that I suck
Tucker : and?
Grif : and that I'm a girl ...
Tucker : What else?
Grif : ... and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys

Sarge : This may be the best surrender of all time.

  • 04.23.2004 3:10 AM PDT
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my favorite season 1 episode 19

griff: Where's Lopez going?

sarge: he's gonna fight the enemey head-on, in hand to hand combat, mano i mano what a brave little compadre. Lopez I never understood a word you said but I do know one thing you hated Griff and that's the most importent thing there is adios amigo adios

simmons: shouldn't we help him

sarge: no that would just ruiin the moment.

DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 04.23.2004 5:44 AM PDT
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can't remember person: it's not pink, it's light red

  • 04.23.2004 7:29 AM PDT
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Ok
/ Tex, episode 14

[Edited on 4/23/2004 7:36:51 AM]

  • 04.23.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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" I only drink the blood of my enemies!"

-Sarge

  • 04.23.2004 8:44 AM PDT
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"Sarge, you really think you can take hundreds of armour peircing bullits with your face?"
Something like that. Hey just about everything they say is hilarious.
"I suck, and...i like to put ribbons in my hair and... what was the other thing...I like to kiss all the boys"
Waht Xyl said


[Edited on 4/23/2004 10:25:12 AM]

  • 04.23.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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Ok since i can see that you are a noob, but im not allowed to call you a noob for fear of the flaming ninjas, i will call you a new boob to bungie.net. See there is this site called redvsblue.com that has been up for over a year or two and they make this funny show called Red Vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. You must get them now, they are the most friekin hilarious show about Halo ever. Another spoof on Halo shows is at www.xboxottawa.ca and its called fire team charlie. Its pretty good, but nowhere near the level of -blam!- your pants comedy red vs blue provides.

  • 04.23.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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i like the part in episode 26 when the red team brings the meic over to the blue base and they dont accept then caboose(a.k.a. Sgt O'maley) goes crazy and thinks they are going to atttack and he says what their plan is "is it? or is it so ridiculous, it's the most ridiculously perfect idea, that you never thought of " actually i like it whenever "Sgt. O'Maley" takes over caboose those parts are always funny

  • 04.23.2004 5:09 PM PDT