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Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?
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and since i like to talk to myself i will say its really funny when stuff gets blown up or they get shot at and they yell son of a -blam!- and how Church/Lopez says Madre de dios (mother of God) (which apperently means the same thing as son of a -blam!- in spanish)

  • 04.24.2004 7:21 AM PDT
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LOl, he as dumb as Donut (Well, donut is smarter by he has pink armor :P).

  • 04.24.2004 7:23 AM PDT
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Caboose is talking about the tank (that he loves) being fixed: " This time she will love me for who I am not just for my stunning good looks but for those too"

  • 04.24.2004 7:33 AM PDT
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you guys have said most of mine but one of my faves is "i only drink the blood of my enimies" from sarge and incase you havnt noticed its also my sig

  • 04.24.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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what the f***...huh
hey donut there is something on your head
what like a spider...get it off
no no no..its not a spider..its like a blue fuzzy thing
what like blue spider ...get it off
its not a spider i dont..
well someone get it off it could be dangerou...
(<BOOM>)
donuts head explodeds..simmons faints...the rest red team gets the bejesus kicked outta them....WAR IS HELL

  • 04.24.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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Dufrane: “I am a pacifist.”
Caboose: “You’re a thing that babies suck on.”
Tucker: “No dude, that’s a pedophi1e.”
Church: “Tucker I think he means a pacifier.”
Tucker: “Oh yeah, right. Man I was totally thinking about something else.”

  • 04.24.2004 9:23 AM PDT
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i rember my favorite of favorite Grif: why is it called the warthog it looks more like a cat like a puma. Simmons: Your mean the shoe company. Grif: no a puma its like a really big cat. Sarge: Your making that up besides look the front of the towing cable looks like a pair of tusks and what animal has tusks. Grif: A walrus. Sarge: I thought i told you to stop making up animals alright how be we name it a unicorn or a dragon or maybe gryphon. Simmons: Maybe a lephrecon. Grif: dude he doesn't need your encouragement. Sarge: Hey Simmons whats that mexican thing that eats all the goats. Simmons: you mean a chuicabra. Sarge: Yea chupathingy how bought that i like it it has a ring to it.

[Edited on 4/24/2004 9:28:34 AM]

  • 04.24.2004 9:27 AM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
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After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
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we r?

I absolutely love this one:

Sheila: Canopy open . . . . . Canopy Closed. Thank you for using the M808B Main Battle . . . . . KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! That's when Caboose tries to escape from the tank as the red team is dropping bombs on them. SO funny.

  • 04.24.2004 9:31 AM PDT
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Tucker: What are they doing now?
Church: God dam I'm getting so sick of answering that question. They're just standing there talking. that all they ever do. Thats what they were doing last week. Thats what they were doing five minutes ago, so five minutes from when you ask me 'what are they doing?', my answer's gonna be they're still just standing there and they're still just talking!
Tucker: .....What are they talking about?
Chuch: You know what? I hate you

Sarge:Hurry up you two, this aint no ice cream social!
Griff: Ice cream social?
Sarge: Cut the pillow talk you two


Sarge: Hey Griff, Chippa Thingy, how about that? I like it. Has a nice, riiing to it.

Chruch: the guys were standing around, -blam!-ing about the cold, hopinh to get some action
Guy1:Man, its -blam!- cold
Guy2: I hope we get some action

Chruch: Poor Mickey was the first to go. He was half way across the base when he started screaming bloody murder
Mickey: BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!

Tucker: YOU SHOT CHURCH YOU TEAM KILLING -blam!-TARD!

Simmons:Ooooh, you back-stabbing -blam!- bite

Those are the best that I can remember

  • 04.24.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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Look below.

  • 04.24.2004 10:24 AM PDT
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"Danceing time" cabosse

  • 04.24.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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Doc: I'm a passifist!
Caboose: You're what babies suck on.
Tucker: No that's a pedofile.

And this one:

Tucker: Go over and help Caboose
Doc: I dont have a gun! I'm a pa-ci-fist!
Tucker: Then go over there and yell "Bang Bang!"

[Edited on 4/24/2004 11:35:22 AM]

  • 04.24.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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Sarge: "What wouldja do if they stabbed me in th' toe? Rub muh neck with aloe vera?"

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Narrator: "In the next episode of Red vs. Blue, SOMEONE..."

(picture of Griff)

"...WILL..."

(picture of Griff)

"...DIE!"

(picture of Griff)

Sarge: "Ah sure hope it's Griff."

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Sarge: "Git yer a*s up here! We got just enough time fer me ta spray-paint th' bull's-eye on yer back... And by bull's-eye, I of course mean camouflage."

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Regulus: "HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaaaahhaaaaaaahhcccckk cough rattle croak thud"

[Edited on 4/24/2004 12:10:49 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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hELLO ANY BODY

  • 04.24.2004 12:08 PM PDT

Rage Hard
I love shotguns
-Usefulness of information does apply to how and if you are going to utilize it in the future.

"[History is] a recording of unjustified suffering, irreparable loss, tregedy without catharsis.

Posted by: Blaze97
There's a bunch.


3)
Church ghost: "What was the one thing that I told you guys the last time I appeared."
Caboose: "That Sidewinder is COLD!"

5)
Caboose: "I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."
Tucker: "Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
Caboose: "I like me."
"




I love these Quotes. BUT I like them ALL.

  • 04.24.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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"Son of a biitch", "Son of a biitch", "Son of a biitch"!

  • 04.24.2004 12:31 PM PDT
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Episode 20

Airwaves:

Wiiiioeiiiiiioeeaiiiiiiiwhooiikrchchchc…..

Medical officer Duframe:
Come in blue command……………..come in…chchckrchchchc….

.....This is medical officer Duframe ……..
I have reached Bloodgulch outpost Alpha …do you read? ….

Chchckrchchchck..

Blue command:
….Wzad..did.diddadad nin nin nin..whod……..did.dididid….. zit nin …. zit nin .........

Medical officer Duframe:
Say again Blue command…I do not read. ….Chchckrchchchck..

Blue command:
zit nin nin..zit nin did … ninnin …ninnin.

Medical officer Duframe:
Blue command ... Chchck …Please booster transmission to mass communication protocol?
..Echo ….Bravo..

Blue command:
Yo..aai ..A hear ya come down dude .. whats going on?! ………. “Ello y’all .. can you here me “ello…

Chchckrchchchck

Medical officer Duframe:
Ehrr…(?)….Roger that, command…..(?)

Blue command:
Sorry about that i was in the elevator and this thing does’nt work so well in there……..Whatss goingg… onnn … dude?!!

Chchckr..

Medical officer Duframe:
Roger that…(?)…d…..eerh …. Is this Blue command!!??

Blue command:
Oooaah……yeeeah man!... sure! totally! …………… What’s going on!?

Medical officer Duframe:
…You’re sure??.............The Blue command base??........

Blue command:
Hey Dude!!............ Take it Easy!!............ You called me!............. I didn’t call you!!!

Medical officer Duframe:
No….eehr eh.. I mean..it’s just…..

Blue command:
…It’s just what!?... Dude…

Medical officer Duframe:
..Never mind..




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[Edited on 4/24/2004 12:42:51 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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is this a role playing section

  • 04.24.2004 12:44 PM PDT
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can i be some one like a covenant Squirrel

  • 04.24.2004 12:49 PM PDT
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mine from Caboose in the tank:

Caboose: Why are there 6 petals if there are only 4 directions?!

  • 04.24.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Tucker: What is that thing?
Church: i dunno... It looks like they some kinda car down there... we better get back to base and report it...
Tucker: THEY GOTTA CAR!?!? how come they get a car?
Church: What are you complaining about man?... we about to get a tank in the very next drop...
Tucker: .... you cant pick up chicks in a tank...
Church: You know what? you could b!tch about anything couldnt you? we're going to get a tank and your worried about chicks... WHAT CHICKS ARE WE GONNA PICK UP MAN!?!? and secondly... how are they gonna pick up chicks in a car like that?
Tucker: what kinda car is it?
Church: i dunno, iver never seen a car like that before... it looks like aaaaaa.... a big cat of some kind...
......
Tucker: What like a puma?
Church: yea man there you go...

  • 04.24.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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Sarge: "Hey Simmons, what's the name of that mexican lizard...eats all the goats"
Simmons: "Uh, that'd be the Chupacabra sir."
Sarge: "Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy...how bout that. I like it. Got a ring to it."

  • 04.24.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Church: Private Jimmy was the last to go.... Tex came up behind him, pulled his skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.

Tucker: Wait a minute, how can you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church: Thats exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

Jimmy: This doesn't seem physically possible! EEE-EEE-EEE-EEH. BLUAAAAH!

  • 04.24.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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personaly i like the quote when church is in sarge's body, it goes something like....

Church spits in Sarge's helmet
[I think its Simmons asks to speak freely]
and says THAT REALLY -blam!- GROSS SIR.

  • 04.24.2004 1:09 PM PDT
Subject: Best Quote
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OUT OF ALL THE QUOTES THE BEST HAS TO BE:
JUST BEFORE CHURCH DIES
CHURCH: "TUCKER, THERE"S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I ALWAYS HATED YOU THE MOST, OUT OF EVERYONE I ALWAYS HATED YOU THE MOST..."

  • 04.24.2004 1:15 PM PDT