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There's so many...
Here's another.

There is two running our way, and another is... Retreating!?

(it's really funny in the movie. Not here though, but anyway...)

[Edited on 4/24/2004 1:58:31 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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totally awesome quote...

when tex fixes the tank she is driving it over to the blue base and dounut is all pissed off because everyone thinks his armor is pink... except him so tex is coming and he throws a plasma granade and everyones head is just following it... and then

Tucker: Wow... that chick has a good arm...

HAHAHAHA YES!! WOOOO HOTT DANG!!!!

  • 04.24.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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THE GREATEST QUOTE(s) OF ALL TIME IS!! DUN DUN DUN!!
Tucker-"Hey Church, we have a problem"
Church-"I am not your mother, so dont come tattling to me everytime one of you does something that the other one doesn't like."
Tucker-"I'm telling you he's(caboose) crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice."
Caboose-"No i didn't."
Tucker-"Oh, so you're telling me that you didnt threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?"
Caboose-"You know, i think you're taking my words a little out of context."
Tucker-"What!? What context!?"
Church-"Listen guys, this competition thing has got to stop, OK? I thought we'd established by now*
Doc-"Excuse me?"
*Hey pal, one second, ok? I'm in the middle of something. Ah, look, I thought we'd established by now, i dont like either of you, ok! So competing for my attention is not going to do you any good."
Doc-"Excuse me."
Church-"Ok, yes, hello. Who are you?"
O'Malley(aka caboose evil)-"Don't ever be alone."
Tucker-"He's doing that thing again!"
Doc-"My name's Dufrane, uh, are you Private Tucker?"
Church-"No i am not private tucker, my name is church. This is private tucker*
Tucker-"Yo"
*And our friend over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose, or O'Malley, or whatever the hell he's calling himself."
Caboose-"Why did you introduce me second?"
Tucker-"Because he hates you."
Doc-"I received your call for a medic."
Caboose-"A medic? That was like three months ago."
Tucker-"Yeah, what'd you do? Crawl all the way here?"
Doc-"I came as quickly as i could. Where's the patient?"
Church-"Well she's about 50 yards behind you, and six feet straight down."
Doc-"Oh, im sorry for your loss."
Church-"What? oh yeah, yeahhh, thanks man, it was tough, but uh well, what're you gonna do?"
Caboose-"We didn't like her very much. (whisper)She was mean to other people."
Doc-"Whose in the other grave?"
Church-"That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave."
Doc-"Uh huh, of course."
Caboose-"See, he got, uh, killed by this, uh, crazy, runaway tank*
Tucker-"Or by the idiot driving it."
*Oh yeah and then he became, uh, this really mean ghost, and uh, took over a mexican robot's body, uh, Oh, and then we had to, uh, oh that's right, spray paint him, uh, to make him blue, and now he is alive again, and he is a bionic man. Who, is blue."
Tucker-"Right, it took us six weeks to get his spanish setting turned off."
Church-"No esta completemenda abagado, mandaho. (Not entirely turned off, moron.)"
Tucker-"*sigh* I'll go get the spanish dictionary."
Doc-"Wait, so no one here is hurt?"
Church-"No, we're fine. in fact, i feel better than ever. See, now whenever these two idiots really start to bug me, i can always just turn my ears off. Couldn't do that before."
Caboose-"You said they were shorting out."
Church-"I'm sorry, what was that caboose, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Doc-"Ok, well let me just check you two out and i'll be on my way."
Tucker-"Whoa! Check us out? Is this going to be one of those things where i have to turn my head and cough?"
Doc-"No i'm just going to check your vitals."
Caboose-"I bet i have better vitals than you(tucker). What's a vital?"
Church-"On your way? I don't think so bud, aren't you here to join our squad."
Doc-"No, i'm just here to help out with Tex, and then assist in the canyon as needed."
Church-"First of all, great job on the Tex thing, mission accomplished. Secondly, the way we need you to assist us, is to help us kill all the red."
Doc-"Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing it, i still wouldn't. I joined the army as a consciencience objector."
Tucker-"A conji-who!?"
Doc-"I am a pacifist."
Caboose-"You're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker-"No dude, that's a pedifile."
Church-"Tucker, i think he means a pacifier.*
Tucker-"Oh yeah, right. Oh man, i was totally thinking about something else."
*That's real classy tucker."
Doc-"Well, everyone here checks out. I'll come back and check on you before i leave the canyon. Can you tell me which way to the red base?*
Tucker-"Why, you said you weren't going to fight 'em."
*I'm not. Resources are low, so i'm on loan to both armies to help whichever side needs me at the time.*
Church-"Man that is so freakin lame."
*I'm just going to go to red base and see if they need any help."
Church-"Well if you're going to go to red base, i reccomend you putting away that little medical thinggy of yours. They see you walking up carrying that thing they're going to shoot it right outta you're hand.*
BLAM
*Yeah, just like that."
-END

yeah i know it was long, but it all ties in perfectly. So many funny quotes packed in.

  • 04.24.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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Misc Quotes Not mentioned yet

Just go over there and fire your gun abunch-Church

Hey you, pretty in pink-Sarge

Church: "Are you OK Tucker?"
Tucker: "Yeah I'm fine."
......
Tucker: "Come on Caboose!"
Caboose: "Does it hurt?"
Tucker: "No, not at all!"
Caboose: "OK, here i come."
Church: "Does it hurt for real?"
Tucker: "Ohhh yeah. Big time."
......
Caboose: "Oowwww oooochieee. *Stern*You lied to me."


Sarge: "Griff, quit your yammering and get your keister up here. We need some help. We got more of them special ops fellas headed towards the base."
Griff: "As in more than one? Uh maybe we should both go sir?"
Simmons: "BOLTH"
Griff: "Seriously dude, like an ass."
Sarge: "Well well, another great idea from the thinktank. Why don't you both come up. Leave the prisoner alone. We can just put her on the honor system. Have her guard herself."
Griff: "Good point sir."
Sarge: "You're god damned right it is! Now get your ass up here. We got just enough time for me to point the bullseye on your back. Uh, of course by bullseye i mean camoflauge.

  • 04.24.2004 5:01 PM PDT
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sarge: ow! my pants!

  • 04.24.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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Yes i did, i once saw a man who CLAIMED to be my uncle do something with a hose that i will never forget -Sarge

  • 04.24.2004 5:09 PM PDT
Subject: Favorite Red vs Blue Quote?

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  • 04.24.2004 5:16 PM PDT

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Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

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my favorite one was in episode 28 so here it goes

it was when Tex was shooting the blue base with the tank and sarge takes the warthog to the ramp.

sarge: ok im bringing the warthog around get in.
Blue1: ok i'm in
they drive to attack the tank but tex shoots them.

the sarge and blue 1 retreat to the ramp.

Blue2: o we have won the war already.

blue1:shut up

  • 04.24.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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The discussion about what the warhog looks liek (bascially all Ep.03) Lol its the best

  • 04.24.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on.
Tucker: No dude i think he means a pedafile.
Church: Tucker i think he means a pasifier.

Best 3 lines ever

  • 04.24.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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Has to be:

Sarge: "Hey Blues, we want your flag..."
Simmons: "Hey Sarge, the last time we had their flag, that girl showed up and kicked our ass."
Sarge: "... to stay right where it is, keep the flag."

or

Grif: "Lopez was a robot?"
Simmons: "Of course he was. He never talked."
Grif: "I just thought he was really quiet."
Simmons: "And the fact that he drank motor oil and slept standing up didn't bother you?"
Grif: "I just thought he was trying to impress me."

  • 04.24.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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that is probably the best...........

  • 04.24.2004 6:42 PM PDT
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I don't know if this is how it goes.
"I'm so angry I could spit." Possesed sarge.
"Spit"
"Sir did you just spit in your helment?"
"Yes.."
When srge unpossesed.
Why is there spit in my helment?!"

  • 04.24.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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MY favorite by FAR has to be


either

"We're playing a game"- Caboose
Or
"I knew it, I knew it, We're all gonna die (pauses and points sniper rifle at tucker) STARTING WITH YOU"




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[Edited on 4/24/2004 7:09:05 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 7:07 PM PDT
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either when Sarge says"We have just enough time to paint the bulls-eye on your back...and by bulls-eye, I mean camoflauge" or when Sarge says"Thats right, we won. turns out your the big hero. We're throwing a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here is in CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!"

  • 04.24.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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There are two:
Episode 16
"Good, I'd hate to make starwberry shortcake here my new favorite private"
"Its not pink, its lightish red!"
Episode 16
"Me llamo es lopez"
"Lopez, he just said lopez. I understood that, I can speak spanish!"

The latino music playing in the puma made me laugh my butt of when I heard it the first time. That is all, have a pleasant day.

[Edited on 4/24/2004 7:55:06 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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Man...Theres alot of funny stuff...My my favourite quote comes straight outta Episode 2 when the reds get the Warthog.


Sarge: See this things at the front? They look like tusks...Now what other animal has tusks?
Griff: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!?

AND

Sarge: Simmons...What was the name of that Mexican frog animal?
Simmons: Chipacobra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Griff...Cheepa-thingy, how 'bout that?

Both went something like that...I havent seen the episode for a while so sorry if the characters are wrong, or w/e.

  • 04.24.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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In the PSA 6 i think it is....PCD....the first is:

Grif: HAHA yeah, suck it Blue!!!!

CaBoose: No.....you u suck it.....blue.

Church: Dude you really need to work on your combacks.



And then:
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS......YEAH

  • 04.24.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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Sarge "You're makin that up."

or

Tex "I could just kill you right now."
Church "No you can't. I'm already dead -blam!-. I guess the joke's on you."

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  • 04.24.2004 9:35 PM PDT
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Here's a few rondom ones. Extremly funny.

Ghost Church: Tuc-blam!-eeerrrrrrr....Tuc-blam!-eeerrrrrrr! I've come back to warn you!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?
Ghost Church: I'm the ghost of church.
Caboose: You're not church. Church is blue!
Ghost Church: Look you idiot, have you ever seen a blue ghost?
Tucker: Yeah, thats him.
Church: {Ahem} Tuc-blam!-eeerrrrrr...Tuc-blam!-eeeerrrr! I've come back to warn you!
Tucker: Is it really neccicarry to use that voice?
Church: Fine! okay, i've come to warn you about tex...
( Skip ahead to funny parts )
Church: Remember when I was on sidewinder?
Tucker: Nooo...
Caboose: Thats the ice planet, right?
Church: Yes. Anyway..
Caboose: What was it like?
Church: It was cold.
Caboose: Thats it?
Church: What do you want, a poem? Its a planet made intirely out of ice. ITS REALLY..... -blam!-....... COLD!

  • 04.24.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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sarge: eh? what? hey who spat in my visor

and

simmons: son of a -blam!-!

church:son of a -blam!-!

griff:son of a -blam!-!

[Edited on 4/24/2004 10:23:11 PM]

  • 04.24.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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Lopez: de casiada me la disincos bla bla bla (spanish) ... Lopez

Griff: LOPEZ I UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!! I CAN SPEAK SPANISH!

  • 04.24.2004 10:47 PM PDT
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Donut: Its not pink its light red!

Griff: You know they already have a name for light red..... PINK!

  • 04.24.2004 10:50 PM PDT
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Y'know, I think almost all the dialog from red vs blue has now been displayed on this site, in this forum, in this one thread. That's actually pretty amazing. Just a thought.

  • 04.24.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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Mine would be in the episode 30 "I dream of meanie"

Tex: Well ever since I've been a ghost I've been watching you guys alot

Tucker: Whoa when you say your watching us does that mean you've been watching us all the time? Like even when we're alone?

Tex: Yes Tucker, and you should be VERY ashamed of yourself

Tucker: It shure is lonely out here....

  • 04.25.2004 12:37 AM PDT