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Okay this girl and this guy were dating for a few months the the guy says to the girl "Will you marry me?" And the girl goes "No, you're ugly."
Yo mama's so fat that she complains when the comets that hit her because of her gravitational pull and says the mosquitoes are out.
Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. He was soooooooo ugly that everybody died. The End
your mammas so fat, she has her own area code.your mammas like a hardware store: 3 cents a skrew.your mammas like a door knob: everyone gets a turn.your mammas like a TV: even a 2 year old can turn her on.
ok this is a good onetwo guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked*crickets chirping*
Yo mama's like a bicycle: everybody gets a ride
ha ha ha get it he DUCKED meaning he didnt walk into the bar ha ha ha whoo hoo ahem so uh tough croud huh?[Edited on 6/29/2004 6:13:35 PM]
Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Posted by: Lil GYo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.Oh dear...