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Subject: Stupid but funny Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat she falls over to stop armies

  • 06.29.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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Okay this girl and this guy were dating for a few months the the guy says to the girl "Will you marry me?" And the girl goes "No, you're ugly."

  • 06.29.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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Yo mama's so fat that she complains when the comets that hit her because of her gravitational pull and says the mosquitoes are out.

  • 06.29.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. He was soooooooo ugly that everybody died.

The End

  • 06.29.2004 6:04 PM PDT
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your mammas so fat, she has her own area code.
your mammas like a hardware store: 3 cents a skrew.
your mammas like a door knob: everyone gets a turn.
your mammas like a TV: even a 2 year old can turn her on.

  • 06.29.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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ok this is a good one

two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked

*crickets chirping*

  • 06.29.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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Yo mama's like a bicycle: everybody gets a ride

  • 06.29.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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ha ha ha get it he DUCKED meaning he didnt walk into the bar ha ha ha whoo hoo ahem so uh tough croud huh?

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  • 06.29.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

  • 06.29.2004 7:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lil G
Yo mama so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.


Oh dear...

  • 06.29.2004 7:11 PM PDT