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Subject: Frankie Wonka and the Bungie Halo Factory.
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Would it not be a dream come true to get an in depth tour inside the walls of the most secret organization known to ... geeks? Willy Wonka style - you get a free pass to check out the inner workings of Bungie and it's lovechildren the Halos. I guess that's what gamer magazine writers feel like when they get to venture into the inner cloister. I won't be holding my breath but if those preordered tin Halo 2 boxes came with "golden tickets" inside, I wouldn't be unhappy. Just a random thought.

  • 06.29.2004 8:28 PM PDT
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As long as there's no Oompa-Loompas.

On second thought, if the Loompas were replaced with Grunts it wouldn't be so bad . . .

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  • 06.29.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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That's a rather humorous visual.

  • 06.29.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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That would be cool, but Charlie wil have to find fifty pounds lying in the snow if we wants to buy a second halo 2 for a second chance at the ticket...

  • 06.29.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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Stranger things have happened. Fifty pounds seems too high. I don't think that 55 USD = 50 GBP. I don't know the conversion currently. But that's off topic.

  • 06.29.2004 10:37 PM PDT

What kind of things would happen to the naughty children who were on the tour? We don't have a chocolate pipe or a Marshmallow Smasher.

Wait. Parsons says he definitely has a chocolate pipe.

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  • 06.30.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Frankie
What kind of things would happen to the naughty children who were on the tour?

They get set straight down into the labyrinths of Minotaur! C'mon bungie, I know you have teleporters set up between here and Crete.

Hmm, but what will the terminal say?

  • 06.30.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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hahahaha. But who would replace Willy Wonka? MC maybe?

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  • 06.30.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Frankie :)

  • 06.30.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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Hahaha, maybe Bill Gates

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  • 06.30.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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Wait. Parsons says he definitely has a chocolate pipe.

As long as no one goes into it I suppose. Exit only. Thanks Frankie.

Oh, and to answer your question - I think that the bad children should only be able to play/purchase the preHalo game when Halo 2 is released. You know, the one with all the stupid marines running around on hills, and with the Mister Chief on a dinosaur.

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  • 06.30.2004 11:37 AM PDT

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Posted by: hangbrain
They get set straight down into the labyrinths of Minotaur! C'mon bungie, I know you have teleporters set up between here and Crete.

Hmm, but what will the terminal say?

[color=00FF00]You are in a maze of twisting passages, all alike.[/color]

-- Steve smells a wumpus.

  • 06.30.2004 12:01 PM PDT
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Look up the definition of a labyrinth. You just repeated the lines you quoted. Brilliant.

  • 06.30.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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And then at the end of the private tour, the last kid left gets to ride on a glass elevator and inherits the Bungie Studios!

Why haven't they tried to make a sequel to Willie Wonka?

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Don't know. I imagine they will eventually. Anything to ruin a good flick and make a dollar. I don't really want to inherit Bungie. Just have access to all their goodies.

  • 06.30.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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I'll take it if you dont want it...

  • 06.30.2004 4:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: the_Ender
Look up the definition of a labyrinth. You just repeated the lines you quoted. Brilliant.

Look up the definition of a wumpus. You just missed the joke you (supposedly) read. Brilliant.

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I didn't miss it. I just didn't think it was funny. Generally, I only find clever things funny.

  • 06.30.2004 4:59 PM PDT
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Jason Jones would be Willy Wonka, 'cause he's the head honcho of Bungie.

  • 06.30.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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Solution: You turn them into child labor.. I mean Parson's needs someone to handle all those copies he makes (or lack thereof).

  • 06.30.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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Copies of what?
The child labor could monitor these formums. Torture!

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  • 06.30.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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Yeah I bet Bungie Studios is as dangerous as Wonka's Chocolate factory.

  • 06.30.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Yes, it would be an awesome experience. If we could make it out alive....

  • 06.30.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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hey bungie gods!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet reading all these people talking about winning a chance to get to see a tour of the inner workings of bungie gives me an idea.......




MAYBE BUNGIE SHOULD PUT TOGETHER A CONTEST THAT THE WINNER GETS A TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.30.2004 10:41 PM PDT
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You could kidnap Frankie, murder him, peel off his skin, put it on, and WHAM! you're inside Bungie Studios! And take a little camera pen that you can take pictures of secret Halo 2 stuff with. And maybe steal a pre-release build of Halo 2, and release it on the internet. Hehhehee, Evil Schemes abound!

  • 06.30.2004 11:08 PM PDT

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