- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: GruntKiller187
For sure I'm not going to work the last 4 days of the week. I will be up all night in the fetal position in the corner until the mail man finally comes around noon with my copy. A) It doesn't come yet and I commit suicide. B) I tackle him, grab it, and as quickly as possible throw the disc frizbie-style into the already open Xbox. Turn on the surround sound full blast and sit on the towel carefully laid out on the couch, you know, in case I piss myself. I won't be able to move for a week so luckilly I'd already plugged in the fridge next to the couch and got a bucket to piss in. The wife will empty it and keep the fridge packed full, and never say a word during this time or else I'll divorce her. I will keep a camera pointed at me to make my documentary, "The Effects of Sleep Deprivation". Hopefully none of the side effects cause me to confuse the fridge with the bucket...
Omg confusing a fridge with a bucket is soooooooooooo funny. Anywayz back on topic.
When i get the game i will lock myself in my XBOX CONCEALMENT CHAMBER, err.....i mean my bedroom (slip of the keyboard) and i will be stuck in their so long playing on xbox live that my whole family will forget that i have ever existed. i have a window to pee out of and i will bring up a 5 year supply of crisps (i might accidentally eat 'em all in a day). if i am stuck in their too long my parents will think that i am a thief trying to steal crisps. Halo 2 is the reason i was born. It has all become clear to me now. And if u r wondering y i am living wit my parents, it's because i am 14, not an adult living in the same house for the last 70 years.