- Carton o Spartan
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- Exalted Legendary Member
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.
I dunno 'bout the tank, but i think it would be cool to be able to click the Right/Left thumbstick while driving and you would stick a plasma grenade to your vehicle and jump out so it keeps going for a bit, hits their base, and then explodes, ripping their entire team to shreads!