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Subject: What kind of new grunt dialouge should be in Halo 2?
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Grunt: "get back or...or.....or ill breath on you."

Grunt: while crouching in a bush "c'mon back up a little more i'm all out of breath."

[Edited on 7/1/2004 8:26:59 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 8:20 PM PDT
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"ah! run away!" gets in a ghost "yay! i'm saved! oh crap, can't... reach...controls!"get's shot

  • 07.01.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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"Am I really worth the bullets?"

*Doesn't see MC coming* "If I saw one of those green guys, I'd kill him so fast... I'm THAT good..." Then of course he'd get killed.

  • 07.01.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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I'm back!
"Did I fire three needles or 20? Oh -blam!- it must have been 20 cause I'm all
out of..." gets shot.
*kills a Marine* "Yes, fear me for I am the Gruntinator!"

  • 07.01.2004 10:37 PM PDT
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"Gimme your best shot!" *gets a rocket in the face.*
oh wait I got one: "Kiss my ass!" *I quote the genius Joseph Staten on that*

  • 07.01.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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*plasma nade on grunts face* Grunt 1: "Dont look at the light!" Grunt 2: "I cant help it its on my fuking face you..." BOOM!

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"Here's the plan. When he gets here, drop your guns and haul ass in the other direction."

  • 07.01.2004 11:46 PM PDT
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Tell mother I was a brave soldier.

I have money.

I know where you live.

I'll bite your kneecaps off.

  • 07.01.2004 11:58 PM PDT
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"Don't shoot! I will help you, Master Chief, just don't kill me."
Then you be a gentle man and let him help as best he can.

  • 07.02.2004 12:54 AM PDT

SB-117

*jacks allies ghost in a desperate attempt to get away*

"EVERY GRUNT FOR THEMSELVES (with the weird panic noise)"

  • 07.02.2004 2:59 AM PDT
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"OMG!!! The guy who killed Uncle Jimmy!"

"Save yourselves!!!"

  • 07.02.2004 3:15 PM PDT
Subject: What kinds of new quotes should the grunts say in Halo2?
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After a grunts been shot "hey that kinda tickles",
"I'm gonna tell your mommy"
"Why does this hurt so much"

  • 07.02.2004 3:23 PM PDT
Subject: What kind of new grunt dialouge should be in Halo 2?
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"You're nothin'!...(a couple seconds later)... oh my god he killed my dad!!!"

"You son of a garbage can!"

"Ha i'm gonna do what i did to your mom last night,(master chief dies, grunt humps him)"

"I'm could kill you in an instant...cause' your just a piece of metal $H1T!"

  • 07.02.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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Hey wait a second your not Polly Shore!

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I haven't read the last couple of pages cos i wanted to say my ideas so sorry if these were suggested!

"I've tasted my last food nipple!"

"If this was legendary i'd own you!"

"Why did i agree to a sequel?"

"I gotta stop signing up for these missions!"

"If you're so brave you wort wort wort!"

  • 07.02.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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I give you chocolate.

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bump

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Grunt lay on the floor dieing, shot by MC. "you big -blam!-head"Caughing up blood.*laughing* "Your All DooMed, the covenant fear will end the human race Muwahahahaha....
MC Stamp's on his head

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"Please..... Be gentle." -Random grunt henchman.

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I'll bite your kneecaps off! See, look at my teeth! (takes off the rebreather) oh no! cough cough Help!


Bring it on Tin Man! (shoots a bunch of needles at mc, they al miss and kill an elite sneaking up behind him) Oh yeah! i am a champi... oh wait i missed. i knew i shouldn't have missed target practice for the food nipple!

(Grunt sees mc walking toward him) i better get paid extra for this!

[Edited on 7/3/2004 5:56:42 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 5:53 AM PDT
Subject: What kinds of new grunt dialouge should be in Halo 2?
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Posted by: Major Pain
Shiznat I wet my shell again.

Maybe I can stand still and pretend to be a tree.

Wimpers to himself: don't crap your pant's. don't crap your pants


The name shiznat does not suit a Grunt, the names given in the books are ' Yayap, and Gagaw', so it has to be '1 letter to start with, the the letter 'A', then the same letter as at the beginning, then 'A' again, then a totally different letter!...e.g. Y(1st letter) A (letter A) Y(same as 1st letter) A (letter 'A' again) P (totally different letter) it works the same with Gagaw aswell! Elites always have ' at the beginning of there name, and ee at the end, in the boook it is 'noblee (or spelt wsimilar, but definately ' at beginning and ee at the end, i got these names from the first chapter of 'The flood'!

[Edited on 7/3/2004 6:57:20 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 6:52 AM PDT

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They didn't tell us what it was it could have been anything. Frankie gets scared easy incase you didn't know.

-BH-

Been here 6 years, been blacklisted 6 times, that's why I'm not Mythic.

shiznat is not a name its an expletive

  • 07.03.2004 7:00 AM PDT
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a wot? it is said as a name in the context that he has written

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lol, ah, i get you, sorryr, i wasted all my time writting all that for nothing.....thx! lol

[Edited on 7/3/2004 7:04:29 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 7:03 AM PDT
Subject: What kind of new grunt dialouge should be in Halo 2?
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Hmmm, new grunt quotes... "I can't wait to get back to my bunk on the starship, big green guy will you come with me?"... i know, but i always got weird feeling from grunts... they always seemed like they had come out of the closet.... like george bush!

"I could use a good smack in the head"

"Oh Shi- I mean Oh Canada"

just to get a laugh, "WAZZUP"... yeah, do this between a few grunts.
"Wassabi... oh no, it's up my nose, waa hah ha ha ha! I just wet myself"

"Oooh alright, make it a blockbuster night... time to scratch and sniff"

"Get a wiff of that one, do it again"

"I wonder what those prphets do with all them tentacles"

"I like that there pinnyata... is that a mirror, and why are you guys holding bats?"

"I wish i were an osker myer weiner"

"AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE"... then a marine goes "OI OI OI"

"Don't knock -blam!-ion, it's sex with someone I love."

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

When his platoon was ruined, his friends killed, his gun destroyed, the grunt knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

When a grunt kills you, he says this sometimes "My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."

After something on a wall is blown up and water comes out..."Not only is there no Go, but you try getting a plumber at weekends."

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."

"I'm not saying the brute's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new ghost. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. "


Why the hell did i write all of this... damn, i need a hobby... wonder where that moose went?

  • 07.03.2004 7:46 AM PDT