- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Hmmm, new grunt quotes... "I can't wait to get back to my bunk on the starship, big green guy will you come with me?"... i know, but i always got weird feeling from grunts... they always seemed like they had come out of the closet.... like george bush!
"I could use a good smack in the head"
"Oh Shi- I mean Oh Canada"
just to get a laugh, "WAZZUP"... yeah, do this between a few grunts.
"Wassabi... oh no, it's up my nose, waa hah ha ha ha! I just wet myself"
"Oooh alright, make it a blockbuster night... time to scratch and sniff"
"Get a wiff of that one, do it again"
"I wonder what those prphets do with all them tentacles"
"I like that there pinnyata... is that a mirror, and why are you guys holding bats?"
"I wish i were an osker myer weiner"
"AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE"... then a marine goes "OI OI OI"
"Don't knock -blam!-ion, it's sex with someone I love."
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
When his platoon was ruined, his friends killed, his gun destroyed, the grunt knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
When a grunt kills you, he says this sometimes "My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
After something on a wall is blown up and water comes out..."Not only is there no Go, but you try getting a plumber at weekends."
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
"I'm not saying the brute's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new ghost. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. "
Why the hell did i write all of this... damn, i need a hobby... wonder where that moose went?