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Subject: Favorite Red Vs Blue Quote of all time
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You can tell me your favorite Quote of all time but only one though then I will tally them and the one with the most wins I didnt use a Poll since there are so many different ones and some I probably forgot. REMEBER ONE QUOTE ONLY!!!

Ok here be mine: "Are you getting any of this caboose?" Church "I think so... that guy tex is really a robot and your his boyfriend sooo...." Caboose "That makes you a -blam!- robot" Caboose "Ya thats right I'ma -blam!- robot..." Church

  • 06.30.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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are you the only other person here?

  • 06.30.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Stick to the post...

  • 06.30.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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**Target Locked** Shiela
"That's not a target..... That's Church"-Caboose
"Yea that's right it's Church"-Church
**Firing main cannon**Shiela
"OOO -blam!-"- Church
BOOM
"Tucker, Tucker, come closer I want to tell you something" Church weakly
"Yea Church?" Tucker
"I want you to know that..... that... that I always hated you" Church
"I know, now hurry up and die!" Tucker
"OK, errrrrrrrr, blah" Church

something like that

  • 06.30.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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Very close just a few typos

**Target Locked** Shiela
"That's not a target..... That's Church"-Caboose
"Yea that's right it's Church"-Church
**Firing main cannon**Shiela
"NOOO" - Caboose
"Ah son of a..."- Church
BOOM
"Tucker, Tucker, come closer I want to tell you something" Church weakly
"Yea Church?" Tucker
"I want you to know that..... that... that I always hated you" Church
"I know, now hurry up and die you prick" Tucker
"OK, errrrrrrrr, blah" Church

  • 06.30.2004 4:11 PM PDT
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Thanks man i havn't watched it in a little while

  • 06.30.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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np I like watching them over and over so that when I get asked a line I know it on the spot.

  • 06.30.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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lol download episode 28.5 its hilarious

  • 06.30.2004 4:29 PM PDT
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"Sheila! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!"

Lol The -blam!- robot one is a great quote too.

My boyfriend's fav: "I only drink the blood of my enemies!"

  • 06.30.2004 5:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cool_Cow
Very close just a few typos

**Target Locked** Shiela
"That's not a target..... That's Church"-Caboose
"Yea that's right it's Church"-Church
**Firing main cannon**Shiela
"NOOO" - Caboose
"Ah son of a..."- Church
BOOM
"Tucker, Tucker, come closer I want to tell you something" Church weakly
"Yea Church?" Tucker
"I want you to know that..... that... that I always hated you" Church
"I know, now hurry up and die you prick" Tucker
"OK, errrrrrrrr, blah" Church

Correction: If anyone's interested.

It should be.

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Sheila: New target, acquired.
Caboose: Thats not a target, thats Church.
Church: Yeah, thats right, its me. Church! Whats goin on man?
Sheila: Target locked
Caboose: What, no, Target unlock UNLOCK. Please help me nice lady!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh, oh.
Tucker: Uh oh.
Church: What? Oh, son of a b****
Tucker: Holy f***, Church are you okay, talk to me. Church! You shot Church you team killing f***tard.
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence, de-activated.
Church: Tucker. Tucker!
Tucker: Church, its going to be okay, man.
Church: No, Im no- Im not gonna make it. Tucker, theres something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die you prick.
Church: Okay HYEH... bluhhh.
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I transcript the episodes so I'm farmiliar.

Now my favorite.

Grif: What the f***.
Donut: What?
Simmons: What is that thing?
Donut: WHAT THING?
Grif: There's something on your head.
Donut: What is it a spider? Get it off?
Simmons: No, it's not a spider. It's like a blue thing.
Donut: What? Like a blue spider? Get it off!
Grif: It's not a spider so calm down. It's some kind of fuzzy pulsating thing.
Donut: That doesn't sound much better than a spider.
Simmons: Does it hurt?
Donut: No.
Simmons: Maybe we should try to take it off.
Grif: Good idea, go for it.
Simmons: Me? By "we" I meant you. -blam!-.
Donut: Well somebody needs to get it off. Look, it might be dangerous.
Grif and Simmons: Son of a b****


[Edited on 6/30/2004 5:42:36 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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"Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions!?"-Caboose

  • 06.30.2004 5:27 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Sarge: ... and Simmons is in charge of the confetti! (sarcastically)

Griff: I'm no stranger to sarcasm sir.

Sarge: God Damnit Private! Shut your mouth or I'll have Simmons slit your throat while your alseep!

Simmons: Oh I'd do it to!

Sarge: I know you would simmons. Good man.

  • 06.30.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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Ha i have never seen red vs. blue before HA!!!!!!! still can't get over that hay post more links that was goood stuff Xeoh

  • 06.30.2004 7:10 PM PDT
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My favorite, im not sure it goes, is when the blues are supposed to surrender and it ends up turning into a negation. Git says something like, I would like to let everyone know, that im a girl, i like to brade my hair etc. Then the Sarge goes, "This is the best negations EVER"

  • 06.30.2004 7:33 PM PDT
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I found this funny:

Church:Hey tucker!
Tucker:yeah?
Church:Why is my body still here?
Tucker: Thats part of being dead Church...your body doesn't move around much any more.
Church:Ok, let me refrase that, why in the hell, haven't you buried my body?

  • 06.30.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: triggerhappy336
My favorite, im not sure it goes, is when the blues are supposed to surrender and it ends up turning into a negation. Git says something like, I would like to let everyone know, that im a girl, i like to brade my hair etc. Then the Sarge goes, "This is the best negations EVER"


Grif: I would just like everyone to know... that I'm a girl.
Church: And?
Grif: And that I'm a girl.
Church: What else?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

I think that's it. I haven't transcripted that one yet, so i'm not positive.

  • 06.30.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Ok, what is Red vs. Blue?!?!?!?!?

  • 06.30.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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Caboose: I knew it....we're all gonna die....( O'Mally) Starting with you!

[Edited on 6/30/2004 9:30:49 PM]

  • 06.30.2004 9:30 PM PDT
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My all time favorite is the one in my sig from PSA 6:

  • 06.30.2004 9:38 PM PDT