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Remember the good old marathon days? Bring those old skool shirts back, "guns dont kill people, Pfhor do" and the rest of them that my mommy wouldnt let me buy when i was just a wee lad.
Household Items, to make your friends super-jealous.
Toilet seat covers, toilet paper (who wouldn't want to wipe their ass with their favorite halo characters?), paper towels, those things you put in your windshield to keep the car from heating up, and the ones you hang in the window to protect your kids from heatstroke, (in regards to something bathroom related, keep in mind that grunts breathe methane, the same thing our butt-music is made of, so i see endless possibilites here).
This one's a long shot, and I'm sure Microsoft wouldn't stand behind these, but I know there's more than one bungie fan that would love a Master Chief Bong, (ya know like the south-park ones, where the base is master chief's head, or 343 guilty spark).
A published history of bungie, or something similar, with plenty of full color pictures, and endless bungie rhetoric.
A webmaster hat! (It can be styled like a Green Bay Packer's Cheese-Hat, when you turn it upside down, ther'es little holders for beer cans, and the spot where you're head goes fits a bowl of Nachos very nicely).
A Halo Zippo lighter, or a torch-lighter styled after the Halo PC Flamethrower.
Bungie Coasters, because as games of Halo go deep into saturday night, and we all know Halo's sobering properties; many 6-packs can dissapear before the champion passes out.
Master Chief and Elite slippers, like the puppy-head ones, but wayyyyy more hardcore.
A Flamethrower shaped bottle opener.
"Only Legends Survive" hoodie.
Various X-Box paraphenalia, I'm very proud of my green Halo-Edition X-Box, why leave it at that?
Bumper stickers are certainly a good idea.
What's this with Halo and Mountain Dew? Halo's green, Dew-Dew is green, I see a happy marketing marriage!
Mouse pads, X-Box style PC controllers, keyboards, decals... everyone loves to make their crappy Dell look like it runs Halo PC well.
AOL instant messenger crap, like more buddy icons, AIM expressions, smileys.
Backpacks, brief cases, organizers, X-Box totes, messenger bags, duffel bags, nerd-style backpacks (the ones with the wheels!).
I loved the idea for the 343 Guilty spark alarm clock!
This list could go on, and on, and on... forever!
[Edited on 7/13/2004 12:19:45 PM]