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Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+80 laws so far)
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1000. Under NO circomstaces do you tell to your team when you have over a killing frenzy (you will get betrayed)

  • 09.17.2008 4:05 PM PDT
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The worse you are with the sniper the more you will get it

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Because your a 50, you are automatically a D-bag. No questions....D-bag!

  • 09.17.2008 4:08 PM PDT

Being a spartan in SWAT, will ALWAYS result in a loss.

  • 09.17.2008 4:08 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

All problems can be solved with a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

  • 09.17.2008 4:11 PM PDT
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If someone thinks they have done something no one else has done, even though everyone else has done it, they will post it on B.net.

  • 09.17.2008 4:15 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

I think noones has put this but here goes..

84.(?) If you want recon bad enough, chances are you'll never get it.

  • 09.17.2008 4:27 PM PDT
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84. Ranking up is random. Period.

[Edited on 09.17.2008 4:31 PM PDT]

  • 09.17.2008 4:31 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

All war is based on deception. camping is an exception.

  • 09.17.2008 6:33 PM PDT

It's never a good idea to attack a Scarab on foot... unless it's Tuesday.

If you have to ask, you're not good!

[Edited on 09.17.2008 7:01 PM PDT]

  • 09.17.2008 6:58 PM PDT

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Guns don't kill people, AIDS kill people... and I can No Scope AIDS.

The best game you ever play will be outdone the next game by everyone on your team.... and the other team.

Every weapon you use successfully is cheap, every weapon you use unsuccessfully is broken.

The grenade is ALWAYS close enough to you.

The spartan laser is always spawned, the spartan laser is never spawned.

The banshee is broken, it was intended to be a suicide booth, and even suicide booths break.

It wasn't lag.

Big team battle has never had a full green bar connection, ranked or otherwise. EVER.

You're never host. Whoever did the best always is. You always do the best if you have sniper. Everyone always steals yoiur sniper.

  • 09.17.2008 7:12 PM PDT

one sykotik mother ******

Whenever you get a miraculous kill, there is always someone behind you.

  • 09.17.2008 7:15 PM PDT

roflcopter.

if you play team sniper or used to , always or dont always hide behind a rock, cuase you still die.

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sniper should always beat a sword, unless you get the worlds best sidestepper

  • 09.17.2008 7:28 PM PDT
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84 or 85: when you are about to get a perfection Lord Mongoose will come out of no-where on a flying mongoose propelled by a brute-shot and splatter you.

[Edited on 09.17.2008 7:39 PM PDT]

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Juice Box = Instant WIN

86: If your name's PhsYcoon, you have no friends.

  • 09.18.2008 1:05 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Murphy's Fundamental Law of Halo: Blame StoshEpic!

  • 09.18.2008 1:07 AM PDT

John Weersen

87. NEVER listen to "How to Save a Life" while playing Halo- you'll melt.
87.Your gun will ALWAYS have to reload when your opponent has no shields left, no matter how much ammo you have, and your opponent will ALWAYS kill you while you're reloading.

  • 09.18.2008 1:14 AM PDT

I have leaked images of your mother, Trebek!

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Who's Murphy?

I worked with a guy named Murphy, he was a klutz. Whenever someone screwed up, we called it "pulling a murph".

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Warthog always beats guy in bubble shield...ALWAYS

  • 09.18.2008 7:14 PM PDT

Recruitment threads results in me not joining. All they consist of is copy and paste and sticking your name in it. Have a nice day.

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LMFAO! Number 66!

  • 09.18.2008 7:15 PM PDT

Photographers are sexy.

Dunno if it has been posted but...

No matter whether you win or lose, you suck.

If you win, there was lag, or you cheat.

No Recon for you.

Didn't number in case somebody posts before me.

  • 09.18.2008 7:18 PM PDT
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if your GT has to do with taccos, your most likely cool

  • 09.18.2008 7:22 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)
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When in doubt frag out

Ricochets are still bullets

when in doubt empty you magazine

lag isn't an excuse for sucking

Wait hes stealing my account





  • 09.18.2008 7:25 PM PDT