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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

The guy you are charging with a shotgun always has one sticky grenade left.

  • 09.18.2008 7:28 PM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+80 laws so far)

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  • 09.18.2008 7:33 PM PDT

Posted by: airborne walnut
Being a spartan in SWAT, will ALWAYS result in a loss.


only if you suck lol.

  • 09.18.2008 7:38 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)
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Another law of Halo: Anything starting with the letter W hates you. This includes Wraiths, Warthogs, and Wheels

  • 09.18.2008 7:39 PM PDT
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wow this list is getting long

  • 09.19.2008 5:58 AM PDT
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If you're playing halo online, you WILL face someone with weed as their symbol. Always.

  • 09.19.2008 6:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: xkurly1x
If you're playing halo online, you WILL face someone with weed as their symbol. Always.

rofl

  • 09.19.2008 6:44 PM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)
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89. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL.

  • 09.19.2008 6:45 PM PDT

girls on halo do NOT want to go out with you

  • 09.19.2008 6:52 PM PDT

If there is one british guy and 1 american guy, no matter who they are, they always fight, bringing up the Iraq War, The American Revolutionary War, and WW2

  • 09.19.2008 6:59 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-
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The sniper isn't broken.

  • 09.19.2008 7:03 PM PDT
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Everyone is a n00b...but you.

  • 09.19.2008 7:04 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

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Just because you swear doesn't make you cool.
If you have the katana you aren't invincible.
Never reload untill your target is dead.

[Edited on 09.19.2008 7:10 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2008 7:08 PM PDT
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The second you think to yourself "wow I haven't been killed yet" that is the same second in which you will be killed.

  • 09.19.2008 7:09 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+60 laws so far)

RainbowCatMagic

Bungie controls everything. You have no rights.

If you have a bad connection you can assisinate people from the front.
Always party up with seargants in rumble pit.
No matter how nice you are you will be cursed at.
We dont care about the 4 awsome No-scopes you got between 3000 games

Players are only rated by how deep the voice is.
Grenades always bounce the wrong way.
Hitting someone with a grenade does not do damage.
Your snipe shots are always on the wrong side of the shield door no matter how much the video disproves it.
Needlers will not blow up that warthog

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89. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL.

If your gonna copy and paste someone elses idea, don't take it from Rules of the internet Where every person with 5 minutes on a computer will see

[Edited on 09.20.2008 3:07 PM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 3:04 PM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)
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I have a few.

-The other team isn't there until you lose over shield.
-If you enter a small space with an enemy, you automatically lose shields.
-It's only laggy for you.
-Alway call hax, just to be safe.
-Everyone has rockets except you, especially on gaurdian.

  • 09.20.2008 3:12 PM PDT
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-If your outnumbered 1-4, they will teabag you.

  • 09.20.2008 3:15 PM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)

You will get <your least favorite map> after you veto <your other least favorite map>.

  • 09.20.2008 3:20 PM PDT

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There is always that one whiny pre-pubescent kid on your team who will think he's better than anyone.

  • 09.20.2008 3:22 PM PDT

83. The kid with duel spikers most likely has down syndrome

  • 09.20.2008 3:27 PM PDT

If this was a sig I would eat it.

All spartans must confront Chuck Norris.
Master Chief is the best number of the rainbow.

  • 09.20.2008 3:30 PM PDT