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Posted by: DuardoI'd love to be a 10 year old and tell my mom I'm going on an adventure out into the world catching Pokemon, with her full support. Never mind the fact that there are rapists, criminals, and murders out there, or the fact that I may get killed by a Pokemon.Luckily I have Pikachu.
If your enemies in range... SO ARE YOU!
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You are "teh greetset mahn in teh wolrds evr!!!/11!!!!" I.Love.You
If the guy your agaist has MLG in his name you must fear him[Edited on 09.20.2008 4:10 PM PDT]
If you pick up the rocket launcher, somewhere a little ten year old who is teabbaging someone he no scoped, will then pick up a fuel rod cannon.
Theres ALWAYS someone hiding at the invis spawn on The Pit.andno matter how hard you try, you cant stick that damn sniper on valhalla.
get used to bumper jumper
88. (fixed) If you are playing online, you will always play someone with a weed/P3N1S/boob symbol. ALWAYS89. Incase you were wondering, yes frag grenades can bounce that way.90. If at first you don't succeed, you will probably be rank locked.[Edited on 09.20.2008 4:13 PM PDT]
practice makes perfect, but theres no such thing as perfect, so why practice?
anyone with the GT Davinchi will always own you on sandtrap
-anybody with a gamertag like XxXxXMLGWOLFSNIPERXxXxX wins by default
elites are awsome join us or be defeated in battle
no matter the game type everything but the starting weapon will be not be the most used weapon(swords=grenades)(snipers/splasers=pistol)(br starts=AR)(AR=br)
If you and an opponent both throw plasmas directly at each others faces, yours will always lagg through him even though his sticks you.
when the lights go out, i will shine to protect humanity from their inner darkness.when the lights return i shall reap the rewards of loyalty
89. i resent you using my law....make up your own, the murphys law apllies only to murphys or their ancestors90. you will never find the forth person needing a one shot when hunting an extermination[Edited on 10.13.2008 7:18 AM PDT]
KOTORAlso: Swine FluPosted by: AchronosWe don't need a rule for every single freaking thing someone thinks is spam.
You will always run out of ammo when you need it most.[Edited on 10.13.2008 7:30 AM PDT]
....spongy, bungie, who cares? I got mine!
Posted by: skwucky3. If it has a head, it is going to die.That's sad, and disturbing :(
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If you are around a corner being chased by an enemy, infinite grenades will spawn beneath them.
Obey.
If you are one inch away from the flag capture point. You. Will. Die. No exceptions. And then a teammate will inevitably steal all the glory.Also, my last name is Murphy and I've had every single thing on that list happen to me.:([Edited on 10.13.2008 7:44 AM PDT]
my fail sense is tingling
1. chuck norris
If you are about to kill the guy who is about to win the game holding the oddball, the enemy who's not holding the ball, will always kill you instead of the ball carrier, always.
Grif: We dont even know what currency is in the future...they could have shells...or laser beams"Simmons:.....Laser Beams?.....Grif: Yeah...that would be the coolest wallet EVER
1. chuck norrisThread Over
Never give captain Keyes a needler when he just got out of a covenant containment cell.
tha masta
if your reloading, you will always have to throw a grenade.which will restart your reload.
Serial Killers Training Software
What happens if your name is murphy?am i bamboozeled?
When your invisible your as VISIBLE as DIRT.
In an MLG gametype that damn flag carrier will always take 5-8 headshots before dying.When you are carrying the flag in an MLG gametype you will always take 2-3 shots before dying.The guy with the overshield will always have a mauler or shotgun.That sniper will always shoot you through the wall.If someone in a game has MLG in their GT there is a 99.9% chance this is their second account.That guy never kills you with more than 4 BR shots.A plasma grenade never does anything but miss or stick.In BTB the laser is always invisible when fired.You will encounter every five games:Someone with O07 as their service tag.A child who will scream with a high pitched voice.Someone who will call you a noob.Someone with their GT with this layout xX________XxSomeone persistently trying to use the turret.A Norwegian.