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Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)

Modders will always be on the other team.

  • 10.13.2008 8:11 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)
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Bubble shields are overrated :0

  • 10.13.2008 8:18 AM PDT
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if you get a killing spree, you will die within the next two to three seconds.

  • 10.13.2008 8:31 AM PDT

The 'Pritty Floyd' of Halo!

47. Frags will never pass through shield doors.

I have video evidence that they can... =P

  • 10.13.2008 8:32 AM PDT
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Lag never works to your advantage

  • 10.13.2008 8:32 AM PDT

Vell mudda SICK dred!

mines nevr rlly seem to work out as planned

  • 10.13.2008 8:50 AM PDT

lol these should be in a book :)

  • 10.13.2008 9:05 AM PDT
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Diarrhea is never planned.

You may think that that has nothing to do with Halo, but you'd be wrong.

  • 10.14.2008 7:09 PM PDT

Now sit down and pull your pants back up.

I could have sworn I've posted here before.

  • 10.14.2008 7:13 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

The next person to assume I am talking about ranked, do us all a favor and look at what I play!

Here is are some more

Just because your brother promised not to punch you while playing halo together does not mean he has any intention of keeping his promise.
Your mom will always call for bedtime durring the middle of a game.
If you get standoff, you have already lost.
If you do well at the beginning, you will suck at the end.
Someone will always survive your attempt to fourshot them, then kill you with three shots.
A VIP with a magnum is as good as dead.
On Valhalla, the enemy will always get their banshee back faster.
Ranked game series start out so-so, then they get worse with every one you play.
If you get an objective game on the pit, you have already lost.
If you do not know what the double XP weekend is, it is probably team snipers.

  • 10.15.2008 10:34 AM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)

Member of team Master Theory.

17th Mythic Conqueror of Halo 3.
5th Mythic Conqueror of ODST.
If you would like to know more about Mythic difficulty please go to this thread. Thank you.

Please do not send me "recruitment messages" as I'm not interested in joining any groups currently.

If you hear the words, "Killing Spree!" expect to die. You know someone is going to spawn on top of you while your shields are down, or a friendly grenade accidentaly thrown to "help" will do the same job.

  • 10.15.2008 10:40 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

the word turret will always be spelled incorrectly ie. turrent

  • 10.15.2008 10:44 AM PDT

Bungie giveth and Bungie taketh away.

  • 10.15.2008 10:49 AM PDT

Trying to get acheivements NEVER works

  • 10.15.2008 10:52 AM PDT

You will be betrayed before achieving the Perfection medal.

  • 10.15.2008 10:53 AM PDT

No signature found? Well that's odd!

No matter how close you are, how soon you shoot, or how often you shoot, you will always lose in a shotgun v shotgun play-off.

  • 10.15.2008 11:01 AM PDT
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"The material guns are made of (in H3)are better than material that's used for Mjolnir Armor."

I.e: I shoot someone with a sniper from behind but the gun on his/her back softens the shot when it's in the way.

But when you get a head shot on one person that bullet passes throgh the shield, armor, skull and the exit wound would also have to include going through the brain, skull, armor and into the next person's shield armor then head.

  • 10.15.2008 11:08 AM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)

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What is the best way to move up in skill level? I have heard that you move up quicker in Ranked matches but I don't seem to be moving anywhere..


Fail :D

Christmas tree sticky grunt's always lose

  • 10.15.2008 11:15 AM PDT
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Not every general Bought their level 50... But some do.

  • 10.15.2008 11:15 AM PDT

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MY SNIPER

If your forging with 10yr olds you WILL be splattered by a tank. even on guardian.

  • 12.14.2008 12:46 AM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+85 laws so far)

Call me Reach.

43 is my favorite.

  • 01.24.2009 3:18 AM PDT
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Seak luvs u. Tachos Me Nachos. I am from Germany.

Live and Seak.
Seak and Live.

Love reading this.

  • 01.24.2009 3:22 AM PDT

Also known as Entropy91
Black Water Ops representative.
See you on the battlefield.

Getting garbage teammates is directly proportional to how close you are to a rank up.

There is no such thing as a foolproof strategy because fools are so ingenious.

When forging with anyone, they will always screw your map up, but you won't realize it until you are almost done.

No matter how close you are to finishing the annual vidmaster, someome in your party will fall through a hole.

All good things come to those who wait, but wait too long and some n00b will take your sniper/rockets/laser and be absolutely terrible with it.

The skill required to use any weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the player using it.

Big weapon = sniper bait.

When in 10x zoom, dont forget about the enemy who is 10 feet away with a shotgun.

Never, ever rush a Bubble Shield without a shotgun.

When in a shotgun standoff, the other guy always wins.

When you survive extraordinary things, it will be the little things that kill you.






[Edited on 01.24.2009 4:02 AM PST]

  • 01.24.2009 3:35 AM PDT