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  • Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

My Best Bungie moment: finally beating all the Halo games on solo legendary.
My Worst Bungie moment: not seeing giant stuffie grunts in the Bungie store.

If you have a sniper you will always get attacked by a scorpion tank, even on Guardian.
There will always be a team mate to run in front of your spartan laser.
If you almost have the overkill your internet connection will always die.
Marines have horrible aim against enemies, though their hit percent against you goes up 2000% when you are almost at a checkpoint.
If you don't know how you died then it was a marine.

[Edited on 09.15.2008 9:50 PM PDT]

  • 09.15.2008 9:45 PM PDT
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  • 09.15.2008 9:45 PM PDT

Sometimes your the hammer, sometimes your the nail.

28. There will be grenade spamming on Snowbound.
29. If you spawn in the wrong spot on Valhalla you will get betrayed for the sniper rifle.

  • 09.15.2008 9:46 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+15 laws so far)

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

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If you lose the game, then it is Stosh's fault.

wrong..... its always his fault

  • 09.15.2008 9:48 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

You can't just walk in with a giant banana and expect everything to be peaches.

if you are looking one way, the enemy will come from the other.

  • 09.15.2008 9:49 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

I wish I was still legendary.

The medal announcer will always be looking the other way when you get an extermination.

The wimp who made it through the first 10 skill levels on luck alone will suddenly turn into Master Chief when you're up against him.

Profanity is one language all Halo LIVE users know.

Covenant Cruisers are living proof, that if you strap enough engines to something it will fly.

[Edited on 09.15.2008 9:53 PM PDT]

  • 09.15.2008 9:51 PM PDT

not sure wat law this is,
If you need an explanation for betrayal blame stosh

  • 09.15.2008 9:54 PM PDT

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It is IMPOSSIBLE to align abjects in forge.
The first time you saw the legendary ending WAS on YouTube.
If you get a running riot and try to hide for a perfection you WILL die.
If you have a social killionaire then you got it in griffball.
If you wait forever for a weapon to spawn then you will die shortly after you finally get it.
You will always betray someone in griffball even if you don't do anything the entire game.
If you go into MLG alone you will always get partied up with poeple that don't have mics
Just because your machinima has you with your weapon lowered doesn't mean it's good.
Level 50 recruits always quit.
If you've played multiteam then you're in someones montage.
If one of your teammates in driving a mongoose in slayer and you check the score then you're losing.
If you get the overshield then you're going to get assassinated.


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  • 09.15.2008 10:11 PM PDT

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The more random a sticky throw is, the more chance it will actually stick someone.

8. if it has a gun, it will shoot you. no exceptions.
Rule 34 much?

  • 09.15.2008 10:16 PM PDT

If the worst players are on Halo, they're on your team

  • 09.15.2008 10:19 PM PDT
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If your name's PhsYcoon, you have no friends.

  • 09.15.2008 10:28 PM PDT

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Never listen to the General

  • 09.15.2008 10:33 PM PDT

Call me Reach.

25. If there is a possibility that your rocket will bounce back and hit the wall behind you and cause a suicide, it will. Period.

26. If your team is comprised of all First Lieutenants who have won less than 1/4th of their games, the opposing team will be made up of 5 star Generals who haven't lost in 300 games. Always.

27. If all else fails, kill it with a flamethrower.

28. Halo 3 Matchmaking: where compassion and sportsmanship go to die.

29. When you get out BR'd, the other person is standbying, modding, or lagging. Always.

  • 09.15.2008 10:43 PM PDT

Call me Reach.

If you throw a trip mine down, it will always result in a quadruple betrayal.

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  • 09.15.2008 10:46 PM PDT

Someone is ALWAYS camping with shotgun.

Shotgun beats sword and hammer...except when you have the shotgun.

Overshield ALWAYS spawns at the worst time possible.

In a BR's game... EVERYONE steals your kills.

You're not THAT invisible.

  • 09.15.2008 10:48 PM PDT

Call me Reach.

The overshield isn't.

  • 09.15.2008 11:03 PM PDT
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When you don't have much kills... all your allies will be busy.

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If your in a warthog and you see a red dot. Run.

No matter where you scope, Theres always some one behind you.

  • 09.15.2008 11:05 PM PDT

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Tea bagging is not associated with a liqued beverage

  • 09.15.2008 11:07 PM PDT

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

If you can hear the person screaming at you, you're aiming at the wrong person. (ranked)

  • 09.15.2008 11:08 PM PDT

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

Remember-a random grenade is a random kill. same goes for rockets.

  • 09.15.2008 11:11 PM PDT
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If there is someone one your time who can't snipe,he/she will be the one getting the snipe every time.

When you splatter someone with the ghost he survives , you get splattered you die instant.

Fusion coils are your friends , unless they are the cones friend.

  • 09.15.2008 11:16 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

halo 3 is a beech

  • 09.15.2008 11:18 PM PDT