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For Carnage Apply Within - Fatum Iustum Stultorum

"Do not mistake your rank and number for superiority. The oldest child may learn from the youngest."

Four rules I wish to contribute:

#1) "Noob" weapons aren't.

#2) "Pro" weapons aren't.

#3) Whining about something doesn't make it so.

#4) The Banhammer does not discriminate.

[Edited on 09.15.2008 11:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.15.2008 11:21 PM PDT
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If Some One Screams "IM A CHARGING MEH LAZER" some ones gonna Die..

Follow the white line, and you generally will find a Tent.*

*- This is Basically towards Camping snipers who dont move and stay in one place.
White line: Sniper shot trail Tent: word for camping.

  • 09.15.2008 11:22 PM PDT

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

funny one burnt toast. ROFL

  • 09.15.2008 11:24 PM PDT
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If it's download able, you know there's going to be someone complaining.

  • 09.15.2008 11:26 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)
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25.Just because you can grab the sniper rifle, doesn't mean you should

  • 09.15.2008 11:27 PM PDT

If at first you dont snipe someone put it down.
If you see someone 2 more see you.
Not everyone who beats you is modding.

The 4 road rules everyone should follow:

first rule of the road dont leave without a gunner.
second rule of the road if you walk in front of traffic you will die so dont boot me when i run you over.
third rule of the road ghost never miss a splatter unless your behind the wheel.
fourth rule of the road if your riding gunner and you dont see them keep shooting they are waiting for you to stop.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 12:02 AM PDT]

  • 09.15.2008 11:40 PM PDT
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Your enemies will always be able to jump over both of your point-blank rockets, but kill you with a single rocket from half way across the map.

  • 09.15.2008 11:44 PM PDT

Through victory I find death, And death dies by me

For every bullet you fire, your enemy fires 3 more.

  • 09.15.2008 11:48 PM PDT
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I,m the lord of the covenant.

If there is a rocket on the map chances are that the enemy has it.

  • 09.15.2008 11:49 PM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

written earlier, but was ignored:

Whenever a Ban becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the Ban or expands it beyond recognition (stosh...).

  • 09.15.2008 11:51 PM PDT

Die for the Pie
ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

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Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

If you can pick it up, you can be killed with it

  • 09.15.2008 11:54 PM PDT
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If someone kills you with a Frag, kill them with a Plasma.

  • 09.15.2008 11:54 PM PDT

Die for the Pie
ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

Posted by: IuIz
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Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

Just because it is a Brute, doesn't mean he does not swing the other way
"He was my lover!"
"No inappropriate touching!"

[Edited on 09.16.2008 12:01 AM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 12:00 AM PDT

1.Double kills are not a big deal.
2.If someone says they are sick with the sniper, they're not.
3.Multi team= Multi kills
4. Always throw grenades before going down rocket tunnel on the pit.
5. Always throw grenades before going up lifts on consruct or guardian
6. Always throw grenades before going round a corner.
7. Always throw grenades befo.... you get the idea

  • 09.16.2008 12:08 AM PDT
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Murphy's Law of Halo:

If the match is close, you will almost ALWAYS falter in the last 10 seconds of the match. It doesn't matter what side you are on, you will either have the game-losing death, or they will have the game-winning mishap.

  • 09.16.2008 12:16 AM PDT
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i'm back and am posting more on the list

  • 09.16.2008 5:55 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)
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If it bleeds, we can kill it!
Arnold Shwarzenegar, Predator.

  • 09.16.2008 6:09 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

The enemy Banshee will only take off if you run out of Splazer ammo.

  • 09.16.2008 6:16 AM PDT
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If you have a hammer, he has a sword. If you have a sword, he has a shotgun.

  • 09.16.2008 6:29 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)

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be smaller then him! 1000G
!

I didn't want to read that.. too long...

  • 09.16.2008 6:30 AM PDT
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Grav lifts do nothing, dont pick it up.

  • 09.16.2008 6:35 AM PDT
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It is impossible to make (rockets,nades,etc) foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

  • 09.16.2008 6:39 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)

Waffles, any greater morning pick-me-up is considered deviant these days

Your enemy always has more frags than you

  • 09.16.2008 6:42 AM PDT
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Your gun always jams.

  • 09.16.2008 6:45 AM PDT