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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)

If you find yourself in a charge for a flag, the enemy will always fire at you first. You are clearly a better target.

When its a battle of snipers, your's will always shoot well packed play-doh.

If you see two enemies running into a wall and meleeing, you're dead after the black screen arises.

Banpuppy demands blood.

  • 09.16.2008 6:56 AM PDT

There is nothing wrong with Halo:Reach. We all just have our gripes about everything we don't like. Not liking something doesn't make it broken.

- If it bleeds, you can kill it.
- Above rule void when in SWAT
- Your teammate will always be the one who grabs the sniper and hops in the Banshee
- Your teammate is never the guy who takes the banshee down
- Frags will never pass through shield doors.
- You will always waste your frags on shield doors, regardless of the above rule.

  • 09.16.2008 7:02 AM PDT

Posted by: TN The Colony
Posted by: venix445
Posted by: Wv Hellbilly76
any ideas?

i heard... that its shishkas skull... bungie x-rayed his head and put that in as the oddball, they did so that they can put shishka in every oddball match to keep an eye on us to make sure we dont cheat remember this next time you go into oddball... shishkas watching...


PURE WIN!

38: Pics or it didnt happen...

  • 09.16.2008 7:05 AM PDT

#39 Your teammate will always make the killing shot.

  • 09.16.2008 7:08 AM PDT

Can't you see I'm Busy!?

If your gonna spawn on Standoff, it's gonna be right in the path of that warthog circling your base

  • 09.16.2008 7:09 AM PDT
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If u finally get a chance at an overkill/extermination there is always a 12 year old 2 steal the kill

  • 09.16.2008 7:13 AM PDT

On the battlefield, bullets and death know no rank. Anyone can die.

Stickies always go in a straight line, until there is an enemy. Then it travels in a parabolic motion. -.-
Peyton Manning plays Halo with stickies on Val Halla, and he is always on the other team.
Snipers blend in on ValHalla, no matter what color their armor is. Always

  • 09.16.2008 7:14 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Here put this apple on your head, then when your heads off you will look okay

38. Headbutting bullets won't save your friends

  • 09.16.2008 7:19 AM PDT

You don't kick a man when they're down, so don't teabag me when I'm dead!

The needler isn't a noob weapon, you just can't use it

If you decide to drive the Warthog, someone on the enemy will decide to pick up the laser

  • 09.16.2008 8:11 AM PDT
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39. If you get in a banshee on Standoff heavy, there wasnt much point

  • 09.16.2008 8:12 AM PDT

20.BLAME STOSH

  • 09.16.2008 8:13 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)

Don't mess with Guilty Spark

  • 09.16.2008 8:19 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)
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well there's some more updating done. i'll check back for more posts later today.

  • 09.16.2008 10:39 AM PDT

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#54:Grunts are stupid and always shot them.

Save the grunts

[Edited on 09.16.2008 10:55 AM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 10:43 AM PDT

If there is even the slightest chance that the banshee bits might hit you then they will kill you.

If you go into team slayer alone you will have all the people having a bad day on your team and your opponents will all be having their best games ever, every game.

  • 09.16.2008 10:50 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+35 laws so far)

With a sniper.. aim for the head... not the crotchal region... no matter how funny you think it is.

  • 09.16.2008 10:52 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-
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Spartans are from Venus and Elites are from Uranus

You will die right before you're able to return your flag, capture a territory or disarm a bomb.

When running to cover you will die once you're only mere inches away from safety.

If your in a tied game and time runs out and sudden death happens, count on the enemy being able to capture that flag in the last thirty seconds, no matter what you do.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 11:00 AM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 10:57 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)

We can win through the power of friendship! Fat chance...

If you miss on Team Snipers, write your will... fast.

If you get killed by a marine, revert to last checkpoint and stick the ba5tard!

Wielding duel Magnums DOES NOT make you John Wayne.

Playing Halo doesn't mean your an angel.



  • 09.16.2008 10:57 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

the thread LIVES AGAIN!!!


on a more related note...


i can't think of a law to put here.

  • 09.16.2008 12:44 PM PDT
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When the bomb is armed and shows 5 seconds , getting five people on the bomb disarming wil allways give a killtactular

  • 09.16.2008 1:00 PM PDT

You will never, ever, get R***nz

  • 09.16.2008 2:13 PM PDT
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I would like to be a Mythic Member, or a mod.

REALLY BAD. I believe I deserve it, I am very loyal to the dear Bungie forums and want to keep everything in tip-top shape. Its always a real pleasure to be on the forums and I want to be recognized here.

54. Complaining doesnt solve anything but who is the most annoyance

  • 09.16.2008 2:16 PM PDT
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The probability of being betrayed in Grifball is directly proportional to your killing streak... squared.

  • 09.16.2008 2:21 PM PDT