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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

That rain-walk-candace-bj-creepy mexican-chocolate liquor thing was one of the best nights ever in world history.

Too many new-blam!-s.

  • 09.16.2008 2:23 PM PDT
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its too bad stupidity isnt painful.

just because you suck ass with a weapon doesnt mean Bungie should remove it.
getting owned by a weapon also isnt an excuse to complain about it.

on guardian, there is always an invisible guy with a shotgun around every corner.

when playing fiesta slayer, everyone gets a rocket launcher and sniper rifle...except you.

  • 09.16.2008 2:23 PM PDT

If you have Br starts and use the Assult rifle you'll be avoided



PS: thanks for adding the Guilty Spark one!

  • 09.16.2008 2:26 PM PDT
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If you're playing Halo, you're most likely to get pissed.

  • 09.16.2008 2:30 PM PDT
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.:KOOF:.

If you got out BR'd, blame it on lag.

  • 09.16.2008 2:31 PM PDT
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If you see a mongoose... Run away.

  • 09.16.2008 2:33 PM PDT

Even when there's a search bar no one use's it!!!

  • 09.16.2008 2:33 PM PDT
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Your best machinima has already been made

Master Chief's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask him.

The bigger the head the deeper the mud hole that it falls into.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They BR, meelee and spartan laser harder too.

  • 09.16.2008 2:42 PM PDT
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Th3 Ha1yc0n Br1gad3

No matter what what weapon you pick up, your enemy will pick up it's counter.

  • 09.16.2008 2:42 PM PDT

Posted by: lil rob8
No matter what what weapon you pick up, your enemy will pick up it's counter.

thats actually true :P

  • 09.16.2008 2:43 PM PDT
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If there is a ledge, you'll walk off of it.

  • 09.16.2008 2:44 PM PDT
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http://www.murphys-laws.com/

The above link is to the webiste of murphy's laws. If you do not know of Murhpy's Laws, I recommend checking out the site before continuing. What I would like to do is create a list of Murphy's Laws of Halo. Make your posts and I will add the best to the list. First, I shall post the fundamental law of halo.

Murphy's Fundamental Law of Halo: Blame Stosh

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Top Ten(work in progress)

49. Pics or it didn't happen
19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.


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1. Friendly fire isn't.

2. A marine who can frag you, will frag you.

3. If it has a head, it's gonna die.

4.just because someone betrays you doesn't always mean you should boot them

5. Master Chief wins. Always....

5. Betraying someone always results in a ban, unless it was on purpose, then you need to
die three more times.

5.Just beacause it's a grunt, means it wont kill you.

6. If there are 3 laws numbered #5, choose the best one

7. A grenade that doesn't kill the enemy in one hit, will kill you instantly.

8. if it has a gun, it will shoot you. no exceptions.

9. Katana proof vests aren't

10. just because its a BR, doesn't mean it needs to be fixed

11. rule #10 is void whenever it is convienent

12: New updates generate new problems

13. You are not Master Chief.

14. If at first you don't succeed, call in a Scarab.

15. If you can't remember, the Rocket launcher is pointed toward you.

16. Murphy was a grunt.

17. If your only hope is a bubble shield then it is your attackers best friend.

18. When worse comes to worse, you're screwed.

19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.

20. If the match is close, you will almost ALWAYS falter in the last 10 seconds of the match.
It doesn't matter what side you are on, you will either have the game-losing death, or they
will have the game-winning mishap.

21. The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your marine with a rocket.

22. The terms Protective Armor and mongoose are mutually exclusive.

23. If you're close enough to actually hear an scorpion battle tank running, while in combat,
and not part of the crew, you're too close.

24. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Elite helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

25. If a marine is driving, your already dead.

26. If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer
or he works for Bungie Studios.

27. If anything can be romoved from a game, it will.

28. Trying to kill an enemy with fusion coils kills you instead.

29. If you have a sniper you will always get attacked by a scorpion tank, even on Guardian.

30. There will always be a team mate to run in front of your spartan laser.

31. Marines have horrible aim against enemies, though their hit percent against you goes
up 2000% when you are almost at a checkpoint.

32. If you don't know how you died then it was a marine.

33. never underestimate the power of the traffic cone

34. There will be grenade spamming on Snowbound.

35. If you spawn in the wrong spot on Valhalla you will get betrayed for the sniper rifle.

36. Banadu is not a Island you wish to vacation on

37. Tea bagging is not associated with a liqued beverage

38. If you can hear the person screaming at you, you're aiming at the wrong person.

39. "Pro" weapons aren't.

40. If Some One Screams "IM A CHARGING MEH LAZER" some ones gonna Die..

41. If one of your allies screams "LEROY JENKINS!" you'll have an amazing save film.

42. Just because you can grab the sniper rifle, doesn't mean you should

43. Not everyone who beats you is modding.

44. Your enemies will always be able to jump over both of your point-blank rockets, but kill you with a single rocket from half way across the map.

45. Whenever a Ban becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the Ban or expands it beyond recognition (stosh...).

46. Your gun always jams.

47. Frags will never pass through shield doors.

48. You will always waste your frags on shield doors, regardless of the above rule.

49. Pics or it didnt happen

50. If your gonna spawn on Standoff, it's gonna be right in the path of that warthog circling your base

51. Snipers blend in on ValHalla, no matter what color their armor is. Always

52. If you decide to drive the Warthog, someone on the enemy will decide to pick up the laser

53. Don't mess with Guilty Spark

  • 09.16.2008 2:45 PM PDT

Eat your vegitibles

  • 09.16.2008 2:45 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Your start-of-game 9 kill streak will be ended. Always.

  • 09.16.2008 2:52 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)

Oh hai 2 u

Ther will always be a guy to steal your triple kill

  • 09.16.2008 3:04 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Playing for fun everyday.

No matter how big of a group you are in, you will be the one that the enemy shoots at. And you will die.


The second you pick up you're favorite power weapon, you'll get stuck first kill/ sniped/ assassinated/ rocketed/ lagg killed/ splattered/ or betrayed. ALWAYS.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 3:10 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 3:05 PM PDT
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Oh hai 2 u

A marine always knows that the ground infront of you is more dangerous than the chopper comeing right for you.

  • 09.16.2008 3:06 PM PDT

lol "Snipers blend in on vahalla no matter what thier color is"

  • 09.16.2008 3:09 PM PDT
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Vive la canadienne!

54) Just because you have the sniper rifle doesnt mean you ally wants it more

  • 09.16.2008 3:11 PM PDT
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You will always have to reload twice with either the rockets or the sniper rifle.

  • 09.16.2008 3:13 PM PDT
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You weigh 1 ton in the world of Halo; when someone asks why you are t- bagging; its just insurance of death

  • 09.16.2008 3:14 PM PDT
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No offense but some of those are worded so retardedly they don't make sense, other than that good job.

  • 09.16.2008 3:16 PM PDT
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I agree that all presidents should serve 2 terms. 1 in office and 1 in prison

if you think the spawn system is fair, think again

  • 09.16.2008 3:16 PM PDT
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<3 EVA = SHINY DOME HEAD ED NESS <3

54. Chopper always wins at bumper cars.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 3:18 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 3:18 PM PDT
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55. The cone is more diabolical than the other team.

  • 09.16.2008 3:20 PM PDT