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Posted by: skwucky
http://www.murphys-laws.com/
The above link is to the webiste of murphy's laws. If you do not know of Murhpy's Laws, I recommend checking out the site before continuing. What I would like to do is create a list of Murphy's Laws of Halo. Make your posts and I will add the best to the list. First, I shall post the fundamental law of halo.
Murphy's Fundamental Law of Halo: Blame Stosh
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Top Ten(work in progress)
49. Pics or it didn't happen
19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.
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1. Friendly fire isn't.
2. A marine who can frag you, will frag you.
3. If it has a head, it's gonna die.
4.just because someone betrays you doesn't always mean you should boot them
5. Master Chief wins. Always....
5. Betraying someone always results in a ban, unless it was on purpose, then you need to
die three more times.
5.Just beacause it's a grunt, means it wont kill you.
6. If there are 3 laws numbered #5, choose the best one
7. A grenade that doesn't kill the enemy in one hit, will kill you instantly.
8. if it has a gun, it will shoot you. no exceptions.
9. Katana proof vests aren't
10. just because its a BR, doesn't mean it needs to be fixed
11. rule #10 is void whenever it is convienent
12: New updates generate new problems
13. You are not Master Chief.
14. If at first you don't succeed, call in a Scarab.
15. If you can't remember, the Rocket launcher is pointed toward you.
16. Murphy was a grunt.
17. If your only hope is a bubble shield then it is your attackers best friend.
18. When worse comes to worse, you're screwed.
19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.
20. If the match is close, you will almost ALWAYS falter in the last 10 seconds of the match.
It doesn't matter what side you are on, you will either have the game-losing death, or they
will have the game-winning mishap.
21. The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your marine with a rocket.
22. The terms Protective Armor and mongoose are mutually exclusive.
23. If you're close enough to actually hear an scorpion battle tank running, while in combat,
and not part of the crew, you're too close.
24. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Elite helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
25. If a marine is driving, your already dead.
26. If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer
or he works for Bungie Studios.
27. If anything can be romoved from a game, it will.
28. Trying to kill an enemy with fusion coils kills you instead.
29. If you have a sniper you will always get attacked by a scorpion tank, even on Guardian.
30. There will always be a team mate to run in front of your spartan laser.
31. Marines have horrible aim against enemies, though their hit percent against you goes
up 2000% when you are almost at a checkpoint.
32. If you don't know how you died then it was a marine.
33. never underestimate the power of the traffic cone
34. There will be grenade spamming on Snowbound.
35. If you spawn in the wrong spot on Valhalla you will get betrayed for the sniper rifle.
36. Banadu is not a Island you wish to vacation on
37. Tea bagging is not associated with a liqued beverage
38. If you can hear the person screaming at you, you're aiming at the wrong person.
39. "Pro" weapons aren't.
40. If Some One Screams "IM A CHARGING MEH LAZER" some ones gonna Die..
41. If one of your allies screams "LEROY JENKINS!" you'll have an amazing save film.
42. Just because you can grab the sniper rifle, doesn't mean you should
43. Not everyone who beats you is modding.
44. Your enemies will always be able to jump over both of your point-blank rockets, but kill you with a single rocket from half way across the map.
45. Whenever a Ban becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the Ban or expands it beyond recognition (stosh...).
46. Your gun always jams.
47. Frags will never pass through shield doors.
48. You will always waste your frags on shield doors, regardless of the above rule.
49. Pics or it didnt happen
50. If your gonna spawn on Standoff, it's gonna be right in the path of that warthog circling your base
51. Snipers blend in on ValHalla, no matter what color their armor is. Always
52. If you decide to drive the Warthog, someone on the enemy will decide to pick up the laser
53. Don't mess with Guilty Spark